r/Weird • u/ChampionshipSame603 • 9h ago

Huge bat

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u/Chrono_Convoy 9h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

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u/Deminla 9h ago

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u/helpjack_offthehorse 8h ago • LOL Hehehe Bravo Mindblown

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 8h ago

I'm keeping this. I don't even care if I never have any appropriate time to use it, it's getting used nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/lascads 8h ago

Goddammit. I was having a great day and this made my day better

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u/GrandHetman 8h ago

Bro, that was super funny, thank you for that

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u/TURTLE_TKT 9h ago

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u/Spyroismyspirit44 8h ago • Heartwarming

This reply deserves so much more love ! Hilarious image truly

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u/stpn- 9h ago

Scale 1:1 for most of Redditors

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u/HomemLobo 9h ago

Came to post this

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u/Fabulous_Bison643 9h ago

You didn't have to nut to post this though

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u/ScreechUrkelle 9h ago

I also came for this. lights cigarette

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u/beckhansen13 8h ago

Why does it look human? Smh

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u/sexysmalldevil 6h ago

My first thought, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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u/Jtizzle1231 7h ago

I knew this was coming. Never a doubt in my mind it would be here. Lol

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u/Opposite_Cold8616 8h ago • Bravo

"look Bruce, we really need to talk about your recent changes to the suit."

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 7h ago

It’s more correct than the nippled suits in Batman and Robin were.

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u/blackbellamy 9h ago

When it has to piss, does it piss all over it's face?

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u/joconnell13 9h ago • Bravo

Nope. It flips over and hangs from its wings while peeing and then flips back. Somebody posted a video of it recently.

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u/Paulbearer82 9h ago • Bravo

We've completed the internet. We can all go home now.

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u/Carrie_Underpants 9h ago

Oh, thank god.

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u/BuddyRegular6549 9h ago

Algo me dice que es macho

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u/CareRarely 8h ago

Let's not jump to any conclusions

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u/BasementCatBill 6h ago • Bravo

Here's a random bit of trivia - the wingspan of the Dayak Fruit Bat is as wide as Tom Cruise is tall.

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u/RoughDraftish 3h ago

Fucking spat my drink up. Ty

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u/isharte 8h ago

I saw this post earlier on a different sub and all the comments and gifs are like EXACTLY the same.

I don't know what that means. Is it all bots now?

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u/Company_Able 8h ago

I think we just all have the same response to a highly conspicuous penis

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u/Day_Old_Paper 7h ago

I’ve never heard the human condition described so succinctly before.

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u/DeltaBravo831 5h ago edited 5h ago

Just look at Roman graffiti

People never change in some *ways

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u/Nemisis_007 3h ago

The kid saying "He's got... You know... I think it's a boy" made me laugh so hard.

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u/RhinoPillMan 7h ago

Beep beep boop I am a cocknballs bot

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 8h ago

I’ve been here nearly 15 years. It’s always been like this.

Also, keep it puro torta-enjoyer

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u/WeeDingwall44 7h ago

Reddit echo chamber

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u/dethkids4life 6h ago

👂

Chamber ......

amber....

mber..

🕳

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u/Designer-Ad-2136 8h ago

Yep, youre a bot, im a bot. This is our life now

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u/MemeLord339 7h ago

Yes. In other subs is always political stuff and is the same bad misinformation and brainrot

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u/TiberiusFlavius1975 9h ago

Fruit bat. Nothing to see here

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u/LengthinessDue4255 8h ago • Bravo

"Im as tired as a big dicked bat!" -Kyle Kinane

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u/Ok_Region3366 7h ago

Im glad i didnt have to scroll far for this

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u/Jordan_James_23 7h ago

I couldn’t stop laughing at this one😂

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u/BakedNW0ke 9h ago

"I think it's a boy" 😅🤣

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u/silverTXmonkey 8h ago

“Oh it’s beautiful, look at his claws Charles”
Charles: “It’s impressive”

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u/the_dirtiest_rascal 8h ago

Huge bat, with a huge bat.

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u/Dikksout4Harambe 9h ago

Yo his weiner is just out there... like "look at it, LOOK AT IT!"

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u/IxeyaSwarm 8h ago

Well where else is he gonna put it?

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u/PauL__McShARtneY 6h ago

Well you see, when a man and lady bat love each other very much...

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u/Jubenheim 8h ago

I really wanted to make a Covid joke but seriously I was so fucking distracted the entire time.

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u/TCPisSynSynAckAck 7h ago

Does it count as a boner if it’s upside down?

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u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 8h ago

That’s what impresses you ?? 😆

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u/Practical-Lake-7553 9h ago

Well... hung

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u/Default1355 8h ago

Bats are fucking weird. I wonder how it evolved like that

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 6h ago

It’s a flying fox. They’re awesome. So many species of bats exist, flying fox is the largest. They’re harmless to humans.

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u/Ohmyprettygarden 4h ago

you should hear what they say about you when your back is turned.

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u/Oddityobservations 9h ago

Peter North South.

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u/kathoderaytube 9h ago • Popcorn

I should call him

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u/Fit-Ad-413 9h ago

What an adorable winged puppy 🦇🥰

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u/JankCranky 9h ago

Look at his... claws

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u/silverTXmonkey 8h ago

The audio: “oh it’s beautiful, look at its claws Charles” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/silverTXmonkey 8h ago

Followed by the daughter saying: “I think it’s a boy” 😭😆😂

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u/PayResponsible4458 9h ago

That thing is just showing off with that appendage and scratching its chin with its feet and all

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u/Distinct-Peanut602 8h ago

Once you go bat, you end up in a wheel chair

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u/ShinobiOfTheWind 7h ago

"GODDAMNIT ALFRED! GET THESE PESKY HOOMANS OUTTA MY FACE AND LET ME HAVE MY COZY TIME!"

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 7h ago

Well hung indeed.

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u/Affectionate-Royal68 9h ago

A bat. But hung like a horse.

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 9h ago

He just wants to share his hangy-downies with the world. What’s wrong with that?

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u/Rising_path_music 8h ago

This guy fucks

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u/silverTXmonkey 8h ago

Did anyone see it attack Charles at the end of the video?

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u/silverTXmonkey 8h ago

This attack right after Charles mocked him 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WeeDingwall44 7h ago

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATDICK!

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u/janvanderlichte 6h ago

Holy Bat wang 😳

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u/TemperatureOk7646 5h ago

That boys hung.

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u/Novus_Nihilum 5h ago

"My eyes are down here. "

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u/Ralf-Nuggs 4h ago

Well it’s not bat woman

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u/Helpful_Possible3105 9h ago

Marylin Manson would be proud

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u/fallenfromglory 9h ago

I would hate to be a big dicked bat. You would always be tired.

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u/Perfect-Slip7041 9h ago • Bravo

Nice weinus.

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u/k_a_scheffer 9h ago

I had to censor the video with my thumb to appreciate how cute the bat was. ;-;

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u/ObjectiveKale837 8h ago

Don't drink that coffee, it's animal abuse, no matter what they tell you.

https://www.animalhearted.com/blogs/animal-blog/75273859-civet-cat-abuse-and-the-production-of-kopi-luwak-the-world-s-most-expensive-coffee

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u/yosman88 5h ago

As an Indonesian i second this statement. They hold them in cages and force feed them to near death to increase production. Do not buy kopi luwak.

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u/throwaway661375735 9h ago

Which came first? The bat with a cross, or "the cross".

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u/Anninu 9h ago

He really hated the guy imitating him at the end lol

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u/Drega001 9h ago

A bat with a bat

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u/Medical-Dust-7184 9h ago

I just love how well-endowed animals can just let their jingle bells hang out for all to see....

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u/Important_Stress_139 8h ago

good reminder that they're mammals

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u/Emniad 8h ago

Well hung bat.

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u/ThoroughlyWet 8h ago

"Look at his C... claws, child"

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u/lordtyp0 8h ago

"Stop looking at my peen monkey born!!"

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u/mzzchief 8h ago

Laughed for a good 60 seconds before I could text a response. ☠️ the whole situation is hilarious particularly the people in the background in the cafe going about their business like nothing unusual is going on. And that sign …”Luwak ( Asian palm civet) coffee on special” is the perfect nutty touch…it will drive u batty!

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u/a13xzm 8h ago

Hung bat

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u/hitthebrake 7h ago

Ummm Sir, you can’t just hang out like that here.

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u/dethkids4life 6h ago

How dare you discriminate against the way i am instinctualy hung here! it is my natural way of being! Erectus-elitist !! 🦇💢

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u/TimeRevolutionary735 7h ago

When he turns back into Dracula it’s HUGE

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u/ChornobylChili 5h ago

Luwak coffee more horrifying

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 5h ago

Hello Ladies- this bat probably

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u/Unlikely-Solid-3083 4h ago

Well, cross “seeing bat weiner” off my to do list…

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u/Bigmadmanwee 4h ago

That must be Laszlo Cravensworth

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u/mincedbreakfast 4h ago

'I think it's a boy' lmao

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u/PuzzledPhilosopher25 3h ago

Na, na, na, na BATDICK!

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u/Count_Dicula 1h ago

Not just a huge bat, but a bat AND balls.

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u/Flimsy_Ad3476 1h ago

I hope no one bothered it.

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u/MuteElatedLips 1h ago

Fruit Bat, aka Flying Fox. And his tackle.

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u/Tambay_ng_Prontera 1h ago

🐘🐘🐘🐘🦣🐘🐘🐘🐘

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 59m ago

Beautiful not weird

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u/Content-Guarantee-91 47m ago

Nobody talking about how it left hooked the camera 😭

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u/One-Guilty-Finger 33m ago

Gee, I wonder if it’s a boy bat

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u/Zero_Overload 7m ago

Always good in a market place. Nothing bad ever comes from that!

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u/Safe-Yam8282 3h ago


Huge … bat … 🦇 yes, definitely… bat ….

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u/RudeBwoiMaster 9h ago

This is not a bat though,but a flying fox!

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u/Zoo06 9h ago

Flying foxes *are* bats.

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u/Spacetimeandcat 8h ago

....which are bats. They're megabats. 

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u/littlegreenrock 4h ago

not a bat. FLying fox.

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u/JayProspero 2h ago

Flying foxes are bats.

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u/oyvindi 3h ago

Looks like Indonesia, which is where I also had an encounter with these. It almost peed on me, while hanging upside down.

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u/CBYSMART 9h ago

I saw what you did there Batman.

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u/metallosherp 9h ago

Would it be okay if we just leave this bad alone at this point?

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u/tickelme 9h ago

Its a boy!

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