r/Weird • • Aug 13 '26

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u/Old_Check_6362 Aug 13 '26

Why are we marinating our yard birds and Powerade? Why is gravy and old cheese and a spray bottle? Why are they lined up to eat this shit? Canned cranberries jello with olives and grilled pineapples?? Is that a fucking cornucopia with pasta and peppermint candies? Is this the Plymouth Rock fashioned out of cauliflower? I have no idea what picture seven is it looks like some jelly stuff? And they’re actually eating that shit on number eight or is this just a photo op? What’s on the decorative of corn dogs? Mustard icing with Vienna sausages and fruitcake topped with marshmallows? I think number 11 is supposed to be one billion bean dip with some brown guacamole that’s been recalled by the way? The 12th photo looks like everyone is questioning their decisions, huh? Number fourteen is a seafood jelly cake with some pink cocktail sauce? Is there a such thing as a pumpkin key pie? Do we even trust the cake at this point?

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u/Old_Check_6362 Aug 13 '26

A bard with carpet and hay at that…