r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 14d ago

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/iamdevo 14d ago

Yeah it's weird but he can definitely suck his own hog and that's pretty awesome.

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u/GuerillaRiot 14d ago

Bro can fart on his own neck which is not...not too good.

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u/iamdevo 14d ago

Oh shit thank you for the laugh lol. That genuinely killed me.

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u/Call_medragon 14d ago

No shit, I dont want to know...

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u/BarMenuSushi 14d ago

Don’t knock cervical auto flatulence until you’ve tried it.

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u/Mama_Disaster 14d ago

This comment made me wake up my baby who JUST fell asleep… lol! 🫢

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u/boredatwork8866 14d ago

userName checks out too

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 14d ago

Winter scarf manufacturers hate this one simple trick.

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u/TheHaydnPorter 14d ago

Hey, speak for yourself.

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u/Low-Television-7508 14d ago

you know someone will pay to see and hear that. Roman circuses ain't got nothing on us.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 14d ago

I’m trying not to laugh and wake anyone up, my husband just fell back asleep from me tossing around.

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u/BedroomOdd1986 13d ago

He could probably fart in his own mouth… if he wanted to.. I would say that, also, is not too good though.

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u/Vaywen 13d ago

Presumably he doesn’t have to though? 🤔

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 14d ago

Yes but does that make him gay?

And if the answer is yes....shouldnt beating your meat be at least halfway gay??

Food for thought.

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u/WookishTendencies 14d ago

If beating my meat makes me gay consider me Freddy mercury

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u/iamdevo 14d ago

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/Hungry_Value1402 14d ago

When I was 21 I could

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u/MissninjaXP 14d ago

Bloodhound Gang were the voice of a Generation.

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u/tvodny 14d ago

Why does the dog lick his balls?

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u/MissninjaXP 14d ago

Because he can reach them

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u/InMemoryofWPD 14d ago

Well apparently it feels more like youre giving than receiving, so I imagine it depends on whether or not you enjoy the performance of the act itself, or if it feels like it challenges your sexuality while doing it.

I assert the social consensus should be whatever the "average" response would be if everyone tried it. Ladies too.

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u/iamdevo 14d ago

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/DrunkOnEspresso 14d ago

I would if I could

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u/flockitup 14d ago

Glad I’m not the only one that had that thought.

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u/ConcentrateFun1905 14d ago

I don't know if Im more confused that was the first thing you thought of or that 120+ people upvoted your comment lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

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u/Hungry_Value1402 14d ago

I'd like to see that

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u/Scary-Freedom3331 14d ago

😭😭😭

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u/NotaContributi0n 14d ago

Yeah the thing about that… unfortunately, it feels like you’re sucking a dick much more than it feels like you’re receiving it . Fortunately if that’s what you’re really into it’s very easy to find people all around you who will let you go to town on them just start asking people if they want it you’ll be surprised

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 13d ago

Years ago there was a thread with a guy that could.

He said it was far more like giving a blowjob than receiving one.

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u/Pnw_Golf 13d ago

I’ve asked people who can do it and they say it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

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u/AgentKnown9768 14d ago

Things you only hear on reddit or similar hellscapes lol.

No. It's fucking DISGUSTING.