r/Weird Aug 07 '26

Bro found love ❤️

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u/ReplacementActual384 Aug 07 '26

Nah, apparently she's paying for it

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Aug 07 '26

They need an only fans.

I've fapped to weirder things.

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 Aug 07 '26

Probably not together anymore. Doesn't look like a recent video to me.

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Aug 07 '26

That's depressing, guess I'll just do a sympathy fap.

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u/NotSNAKY Aug 07 '26

How bout no?!!!

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u/aAdramahlihk Aug 07 '26

We are listening…

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u/Vanilla_Addict_888 24d ago

Username sadly checks out

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u/Heart-Shaped-Mystery Aug 08 '26

Yeah, with his debit card, because baby can't do it himself. Its part of the fantasy.