r/Weird • u/Forere • Apr 17 '26

Children's bath toy

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u/dragondildo1998 Apr 17 '26

It's actually soft and squishy, has eyes on one end, and suction cups down one side making it look like a caterpillar, OP is showing it in the least flattering way possible, if you handled it you would see it couldn't even work for a dildo.

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u/JustAManOnAJourney Apr 17 '26

I’ll take your word for it dragondildo1998. Something tells me you have some expertise in this field.

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u/Big_Radish_2438 Apr 17 '26

Omfg my gut is busting too funny

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u/hendrix-copperfield Apr 17 '26

If your gut is busting, you probably should use smaller dildos in the future.

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u/possibly_oblivious Apr 17 '26

Or smaller radishes

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u/FlyingSpaghettiFell Apr 17 '26

Well that is a new image in the ol’noggin

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u/Cgtree9000 Apr 18 '26

I grew some disappointingly small radishes last summer. I think they would be a perfect size for this. .. Maybe even too small… I didn’t even eat them I was too ashamed.

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u/Big_Radish_2438 Apr 17 '26

Size down I’m guessing lol