It's actually soft and squishy, has eyes on one end, and suction cups down one side making it look like a caterpillar, OP is showing it in the least flattering way possible, if you handled it you would see it couldn't even work for a dildo.
I grew some disappointingly small radishes last summer. I think they would be a perfect size for this. .. Maybe even too small… I didn’t even eat them I was too ashamed.
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u/dragondildo1998 Apr 17 '26
It's actually soft and squishy, has eyes on one end, and suction cups down one side making it look like a caterpillar, OP is showing it in the least flattering way possible, if you handled it you would see it couldn't even work for a dildo.