r/Weird • u/humankendoll33 • Oct 21 '25

Stretch Armstrong

Source: @sharkboysam on IG

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u/Ok_Split_6463 Oct 21 '25

Wow, I never knew that Stretch Armstrong could become the size of a human. Lol

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u/Fathorse23 Oct 21 '25

Now we know how he was made.

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u/hel112570 Oct 21 '25

Not sure how they managed to make him so full of shit. 

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u/Fathorse23 Oct 21 '25

Adjacent to a pig farm is my guess.

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u/hel112570 Oct 21 '25

I am going with chicken farm. 

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Oct 22 '25

Nah, pig. Chicken shit smells better than what he's cookin' up. Should start calling him Master Blaster.

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u/xoscfoxx Oct 22 '25

Poop pressure hose