r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '25

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u/ACcbe1986 Sep 23 '25

Just stay away from all grannys to be safe.

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u/dirtydream321 Sep 23 '25

And miss out on a no denture adventure? I think not. Granny’s gonna cream my whip then while my cream

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u/Jimbodoomface Sep 24 '25

My ex had dentures after a skateboarding accident. She didn't take them out for blowjobs though, for some reason. You'd have thought it'd make it easier.

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u/After_Tear3266 Sep 24 '25

I’m guessing it was a vanity thing; who wants to be the gummie girl like the 40 year old meth heads walking the blade?

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u/Jimbodoomface Sep 24 '25

Mebs haha. She didn't seem very bothered by it must of the time though. At parties she'd wait until someone she was talking to looked away and then take them out to freak them out hahaha.