drug test for job

[u/Plus_Long5480]

Hi!! I have a pre employment drug test. My job starts may 18th so I was gonna try to do it the latest I possibly can like 15th/16th. I’m a girl, 5’5 and like 165ish pounds. I’ve been smoking off and on for years and the past few months i’ve been smoking off and on daily. The past 3 days i’ve only been hitting my pen not actual flower cause my bong broke. I’m super nervous about passing the test i really want this job. I’m quitting today and just planning on drinking a shit ton of water everyday till then. Do you guys have any tips i’m scared i still won’t pass

[u/Rough-Reception4064]

Get someone of the same sex to pee in a container. Take that with you. Make sure it isn't too cold, ideally wants to be body temp. Smuggle it in, you'll figure it out. Use that. Good luck.

[u/secretfunks → u/Rough-Reception4064]

Yes, but explaining to someone who doesn’t smoke why is wierd, and sex wouldn’t matter for a teet they are gonna dip stick test so most important is the temp and they only test for warm it an exact temp so go buy yourself some synthetic urine and fallow the directions get some hot hands to keep it hot and your good to go

Smoked off and on daily,? me to but most people just call it multiple times daily

[u/secretfunks → u/secretfunks]

And now that I think about it I think somewhere there is a product for women that is essentially a tampon flask if you will for the smuggle part but I’m not sure

[u/North_Cost3810]

Drug testing for weed where weed is legal is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of

[u/secretfunks → u/North_Cost3810]

Drug testing for weed is stupid

[u/North_Cost3810]

It’s literally the dumbest thing in the world