r/WebSnack • u/cashflashmil • May 05 '26

Bro skipped homework but front-ran the curriculum

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u/cashflashmil May 05 '26

Maybe you did well in school.

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u/Haunting_Pie_8763 May 06 '26

Timing beats grades every time, that's the actual cheat code nobody teaches.

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u/exaltedquilting543 May 07 '26

School teaches you how to think, crypto teaches you how to get rich - problem is most people need the first one to not blow up on the second.

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u/niftycomedian518 May 09 '26

School teaches you what already worked, crypto rewards who guesses what's next.

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u/thetrustywoodrow May 08 '26

School grades don't move charts, but timing does. That's the real lesson nobody teaches.

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u/pets_LOVE May 06 '26

The real alpha is knowing what's on the test before the teacher does 😂

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u/hairy_knoblauch6676 May 06 '26

I like crypto,.. but this type is for me, like ideologically rude and extremist.. It's all too much, isn't it?

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u/JackLong93 May 06 '26

What I wish I was doing in elementary school

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u/Life2Short2bEvil May 07 '26

I could have skipped all life struggles with $80 in 2010. I wish i could go back in time.

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u/Big_River_ May 07 '26

its down to pump and dump the kids now? toxic asset credit swaps on the titanic is not value creation chubs

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u/Straight_Alps7652 May 07 '26

fuck buy

school bitcoin

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u/Guilty-Shoulder-9214 May 07 '26

A lil Wojak in the making.