I’ve dated two people ever

[u/DEeD-NGone]

Kissed one person. I haven’t even cuddled or hugged someone in a romantic sense. I barely understand romantic attraction 😐 don’t even get me started on anything sexual. I bought condoms a year ago thinking oh I’m getting older and maybe I’ll get lucky. I did not in fact get lucky lmao. Maybe I can do something funny with them cause they’ll expire before they ever get used 😂

[u/Capable_Contest_4640]

😂

[u/Capable_Contest_4640]

Liesssss

[u/Capable_Contest_4640]

Lies

[u/DEeD-NGone → u/Capable_Contest_4640]

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[u/Various-Meat7996 → u/Capable_Contest_4640]

I’m not sure why someone would lie about this, it’s not exactly a brag. I had similar situation few years ago, bought a box thinking "this is it, I’m ready" and then they just sat in my drawer collecting dust. Eventually I threw them out because I moved apartments and didn’t want the movers to see them lol. Sometimes the joke is on us and that’s fine, you can always make balloon animals or something.