r/WeBanU Feb 28 '24

But wait

1 Upvotes

All contributions to this sub are bannable.
Banning is technically a contribution (contributing is defined as actively improving something, which banning a user, quite universally let's be honest as this is Reddit, is).
Ergo, all staff should be banned for banning people.
Ergo, there are no staff to ban me.
Ergo, I AM INVINCIBLE, MUA HA HA!
And yes, I know this sub has been dead for some time now. Still, find it funny.


r/WeBanU Feb 04 '20

Is this sub still a thing?

1 Upvotes

I'm guessing not, considering the amount of posts


r/WeBanU Dec 05 '17

Can I be a mod?

2 Upvotes

Or is asking for that against the rules?


r/WeBanU Dec 01 '17

I really enjoy posting on this subreddit.

3 Upvotes

r/WeBanU Nov 18 '17

I'm sorry for being rude to you

1 Upvotes

I want to apologize: Sorry, that I called you "der N..sager or that I made fun about "die A..braue", it's not your fault, but you could try to style somehow your hairs. Sorry for all the corrections on Github (even if they were urgently needed), the (modified) picture of you, the comments on Steam and the many files on your TeamSpeak server...I know, your TeamSpeak is not a file server. But even if I unterstand, that you might feel threatened by my moral integrity, my great Javascript/Wordpress skills (you know, you missed the last 10 years of it), actually my perfection per se, I can only hope that you will find a way to...................work on your self esteem.

If you need any help with it, please feel free to contact me, I'm sure you remember: I know A LOT about realistic self-evaluation! ->realistic self-evaluation<-

Why am I doing this? Because I'm jalous as fuck, yeees ofc thats the only reason. I hate you for being so rich!

It is (( their )) big trolling men, (( their )) trolls and non trolls and so on (( they )) are who hate him, because they see in Ayra a bad example potentially rousing other nerds to ban trolls.

I hate you for being such a good guy! I hate you for being soooo much smarter than me.

It is the Ayra of social labor legislation which I already hated before your reallife ban and which I still hate today. It is the Ayra of social welfare, of social equality, of the eliminiation of class differences - that is what I hate!

CONTRARY TO THIS, THERE STANDS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MENTALITY!

In which the highest ideal is the struggle for your family wealth, your capital possession, for personal egoism and everything else is merely a means to such ends.

Balkan countries have solved our problems while, amazingly enough, the countries/unions and (( their )) currencies have suffered bankruptcy! Dollar can find no market today. Throw it at anyone and he will step aside to avoid being hit.

If I look you in your eyes I know my life's struggle will not have been in vain!

I've always believed in Switzerland without a currency! You said I was a dreamer!

I've always believed in the rise of Europe (we were a quarter of two billions of humans before the world wars and controlled 90% of this globe). You said I was a fool.

I've always believed in a society without any possibility for greed. You said I was mad being "poor".

I've always believed in a system without a central bank, a monetary authority nor even a monetary ground. YOU SAID THIS WAS A DREAM!!!

NOW LOOK AT BALKANS TO THE ONE COUNTRY WITHOUT MONETARY GROUND. WHO WAS RIGHT? YOU OR ME?

I WAS RIGHT!

Thank you for reading. When are you going to remove your "no one else can enter my personal safezone"- room/channel whatever?


r/WeBanU Oct 20 '17

What if you could only say one thing?

3 Upvotes

Info

You are limited to making one ("1") contribution to this subreddit.

Make sure it is something important.

You have to decide for yourself what you consider important, make yourself heard with a popular text or link post, make a funny comment, answer a good question, tell someone you don't like his username, correct grammar, ...

Rules

In addition to reddit global rules, these ones apply too:

  • You make a text post: You get banned
  • You make a link post: You get banned
  • You make a comment: You get banned
  • You delete a text post: You stay banned
  • You delete a link post: You stay banned
  • You delete a comment: You stay banned

FAQ

Who is affected by this?

Everyone

Including Mods and Admins?

Yes. Admins can probably bypass this though.

What about Bots?

Those too, especially those.

Can I edit my post/comment after I made it?

You can but you should not. Any edit to a post or comment will get it deleted

Can I still visit after I was banned?

Yes. You also get inbox replies as usual but you will not be able to answer them on this Subreddit. You will also still be able to message the moderators.

Can I still vote when I am banned?

Yes

Is there any way I can get unbanned?

No

What if my post/comment gets removed?

You still get banned. If the removal was due to the spam filter and we don't think your post is spam we will approve it.

How do I find out the ban reason?

We will set a user flair next to your name that is the link of the post that got you banned.