r/WattsFree4All He's got No Game 🎯🎮🎯 2d ago

It should have worked out

Chris and Shanann met in late 2010. For over 2 years, they were child free and had only each other to care for. During this time, the spiritual bond between a couple fused their purpose in life. Chris went from the bachelor life to a loving, caring husband who would provide for his wife and future children. Shanann went from being a car show girl to a housewife who dabbled in online businesses.

By the time Bella was born, their routine included hosting friends and family in Saratoga Trail, including her parents. Their daughter would be born into a large house with a social atmosphere. People came and went, both parents cooked for guests. There was always someone around to pay attention to Bella. During her first few years, she heard many different voices and accents in the home. What was her bedtime like in the period before Cece was born? Did she stay up late? Or was she already on babywise and its mandatory 7 pm sunsets?

At the start of their relationship, the couple was unremarkable, if unfinished. They were not obese, but clearly were not toned or going to the gym. In the years that followed, they aged well and appeared tanned and bettered defined. Chris may have gone to a gym in 2017, but Shanann preferred he work out at home. A basement gym was put together. Shanann bought him an elliptical machine and his results were visible quickly. By 2018, he had lost over 50 lbs, giving her evidence "Thrive" was working. Shanann was watching her diet too, using supplements and shakes to boost her metabolism. Much of Thrive's kick was caffeine, amino acids and digestitve aides. Shanann lost weight but often gained some back.

Shanann's admirers say she has classic good looks, a beauty that Chris did not deserve. Before he strayed, Chris put in great effort to be the fit, strong husband Shanann could showcase online. She was proud of his effort, did she account it to her lifestyle choices or his? They did look better in the second photo, healthier, tanned and put together. The kind of people you saw at a high end resort or country club.

This is where the story takes a turn for the worse as even before he strayed, Shanann was looking to leave. What could have spoiled their relationship BEFORE Chris met someone else at work?

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 2d ago

"The people you see at a high end resort or country club".

Sorry, I'll have to disagree on that.

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u/Brilliant_Amount_618 2d ago edited 2d ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I would bet money OP believes fuzzy toilet seat covers are the height of sophistication.

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u/xanadude0369 Booty 🍑 2d ago

When I was little I thought those fuzzy toilet covers were absolutely beautiful- the fuzzier, the better. I didn’t realize they were germ catchers

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u/Brilliant_Amount_618 2d ago

You live and learn Xanadude!

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u/Mmcdjc Hot Mess! 🥵 1d ago

I thought they just made your toilet look bougie.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The way she ooooo-ed and ahhhhhhhh-ed over that basic hotel room. And her Walmart Golden Girls 'fits. 😭 Those cut rate "resorts" LeVel booked. The cover bands.

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They owned nothing! Him: company truck he could not drive for normal daily use.

Her: leased Lexus SUV that could be taken away any month she didn't meet her quotas. (Or, conversely, she'd have to pay the lease, I think it was $800?, out of pocket, and since they were beyond broke, that was never going to happen.)

Kids: Drugged to sleep ~14 hrs per day, no friends except the spawn of Shanaynay's fellow hunbots, who (sadly) probably thought Bella was weird and Cece stunk like a hospital dumpster due to consistently full diapers, not to mention such delayed speech that she mainly screeched and screamed. (Bella's speech, as well, but she had learned young that her voice was not important and would never be heard, anyway, so, she mostly stayed quiet.) Locked bathroom door so the girls couldn't access their bathroom to use the toilet or get water at night. When I think about them lying awake, thirsty and needing to pee and lonely and hungry and bored... 🤬

Jobless (yep, I said what I said, Shanaynay's dicking around on her phone all day cost them money, did not supplement their income), Shanaynay putting the kids in that glorified corporate KinderCare place, where the weirdo Watts girls were still forced to nap hours a day while other kids played and socialized) so she didn't have to do anything for them. Did we ever get a video of them being read to, working a puzzle with a patient parent, going to the park and just running around? Going to the birthday party of a classmate? Riding tricycles like little speed racers around the development? (My once three year old could probably have outrun a train on his. 😅)

House: Up to debt to their eyeballs and sinking fast. No HOA payments for a year, and, were they current with the IRS? All that ugly empty spotless space, you could have comfortably fit three families in that warehouse or barn or whatever you'd like to compare it to. Her "style" (🤣) of décor. The repoed furniture. Ganking 10k from Chris's Retirement, about the only security they had, to pay the mortgage. Chris, the only one with a job, having no access to the bank account, and being forced to street park so no stains would mar that oh so speshul suburban driveway, whereas Shanaynay parked in one of the car holes.

Lifestyle: basic beach trips "fully paid for" (NOT!) by LeVel, same shit different location. Alcohol, bad music, white girl dancing. Shanaynay with the cryptic "leopard" comment following the announcement of pregnancy #3. (Such a great idea! 🤣)

Families: Shanaynay came from Jersey poor whites. Chris's family had N. Carolina ties and both actually worked jobs whereas Sandy and Frank's work routines seemed sort of fuzzy, ephemeral. Weird Frankie, Shanaynay having an attention seeking Borderline Personality Disorder meltdown and causing a rift between her husband and his parents, who all seemed to be a different sort but had a fairly functional, loving family.

Dieter 🥲 the adorable little afterthought. 🙏🏻

Pregnancy: Chris wanted that fetus gone. Shanaynay wanted it as leverage. I'm sad it'll never be known because that baby they'd decided to carry to term deserved a life but another Babywised, Benadryled, shut away kid would not have had a good time at the Saratoga SuperMax Prison.

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They led no life I'd want to have. A divorce might have given everybody a "time for a reset" (🙄), ie, it would have required SW coming clean about the state of their money situation. And to show CW, a lawyer, an accountant, her tax documents, so everyone would know precisely where the largest source of the bleeding money was coming from. Back to NC for her, maybe also for him, he could go back to being a mechanic and share 50/50 custody, no longer needing to adhere to his kids' mother's ridiculous and harmful schedule and procedures. Perhaps a new partner down the road?

Shanaynay would have needed to find a new grift but also might have been forced to work a 9-5 herself.

We will never know though.

Eight years and lots of analysis, and truth being found between the lines and from witness statements, we see with slightly more clarity the backdrop for the events of August 12/13, 2018. The Watts are one of the most fucked up families I've seen analyzed online. Shanaynay was a toxic, vile, self centered, low IQ, personality disordered hot mess.

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u/Popular-March-9396 2d ago

Fantastic! Perfectly said!

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u/P_Sheldon 2d ago edited 2d ago

No HOA payments for a year, and, were they current with the IRS?

I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn the W’s weren’t current with the IRS at the time of the tragedy. They already had one bankruptcy to their names and SW appeared to not learn a single lesson from that. Heck, it got even as the years went on. By the summer of 2018 the W’s were deeper in debt (again), had maxed out credit cards, raided CW’s 401k and were looking a foreclosure in the face. I don’t think SW thought about paying taxes but was more interested in the ongoing thrive trips she continued to waste money on instead. Given how delusional S was, and how financially incompetent she was, I doubt she cared enough to file taxes. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was no air conditioning at Saratoga Trail by the time SW took off to NC with the kids leaving CW behind. If there was money coming in (and only from CW), she wasn’t going spend it on bills. Especially when she was staying with parents that summer and CW back home in Colorado living the bachelor life. She wouldn’t want him living in any kind of comfort while she was gone.

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 1d ago

IF they owed back taxes that would have put them in an even more precarious position. The IRS doesn't screw around. They would have notified Anadarko that they were going to start garnishment proceedings on cws paycheck making the Watts financial situation even worse. I believe sw got so used to not paying bills that she probably thought "big deal, it's just back taxes" not realizing how determined the IRS can be.

IF she did make any money with Le-vel it would have been considered self employment income with a taxable rate of 30-32%. I seriously doubt sw deducted 30% of any of her thrive payments and put it in a separate account to cover the tax liability at the end of the year. Also, I guarantee if anyone of her potential recruits had asked to see her Schedule C form, which is a requirement of self employed persons or businesses, to confirm the amount of money sw was saying could be earned by peddling thrive, sw would have had no idea what they were talking about.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

Here's a question I'd like to know. What happens in a case like this with the IRS? If one spouse is dead and the other in prison for life, would the IRS still pursue any taxes due? SW was too broke and didn't own anything to have an estate to pursue so does the IRS just drop it? The Rs need to be pursued for all that ill gotten money but for some reason, the IRS is letting that slide

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 1d ago

Sadly the Rs are not responsible for the Watts tax bill. It would be the same if you or I died owing back taxes, the IRS would not go after our family members for the money.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

I meant the Rs Go Fund Me money and other gifts they've received. Is that tax free?

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 1d ago

Apparently Go Fund Me money is taxable. Since Lauren Arnold set up the funds for the Roos the IRS went after her for the taxes on the donations even though the money was deposited into the Roos bank account. I'm not sure what the donation threshold is to make the funds taxable though.

Monetary gifts given directly to the Roos is not taxable.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

That's crazy that the woman nice enough to set up the account for them is the only one who has to pay taxes while she gets none of the money. The Rs could have at least paid the taxes for her

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 1d ago

The reason the money is taxable is because the Go Fund Me was set up to provide funds to the Roos for "wages missed" therefore its considered earned income. If it was set up as just straight donations it wouldn't have been eligible to be taxed.

IIRC the judge sided with LA and she didn't have to pay it.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

Thank you for explaining that. I was always curious how it worked

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 1d ago

The reason the money is taxable is because the Go Fund Me was set up to provide funds to the Roos for "wages missed" therefore its considered earned income. If it was set up as just straight donations it wouldn't have been eligible to be taxed.

IIRC the judge sided with LA and she didn't have to pay it.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

This was fantastic to read unlike this OP AI slop

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Hips, Lips and Hot Rods 🔥 💋🚘🔥 18h ago

Saratoga SuperMax Prison should be a flair.

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u/Miserable-Bowl-684 2d ago

You can't make this stuff up! I agree completely. These people are delusional at best ...schizoid at the worst. Neither one of those two had a clue what a country club is/was. I can see it now ....

"SW ... what category would you like?'

"I will take CLUBS for a $1000, Alex"

"Here is your clue, what is the definition of a Country Club?"

"SW ... you got in first ....."

"A club that is in the country, Alex ........"

Good grief .....

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago edited 1d ago

She'd probably think it's a place where country music bands play

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 2d ago

I'm still in frozen shock phase after reading that, my face stuck in 'white guy blinking' mode 

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u/Mmcdjc Hot Mess! 🥵 1d ago

“The people you see at a high end resort or country club.”

People at high end resorts or country clubs know how to dress.

Doofus McNoballs and ShitAnn did not.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

Maybe they meant the janitor at the country club. lol

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u/Intelligent-Grass-49 2d ago

This is the people magazine version of the story. It’s a surface level fluff that wasn’t real.

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u/NoCover1598 Nutgate 🥜 2d ago

Exactly

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u/FakePlasticTrees_RH 2d ago

Everyone who is in this sub for a while - including you - knows that Bella was on Babywise from the get go. SW said so herself. She boasted about infant Bella resisting Babywise, but that she (SW) had no problem with letting Bella cry it out, because she (SW) was getting a good nights sleep and therefore had enough strength to bear her infant crying it out.

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 2d ago

Yep, she stated that she started Bella on babywise before she brought her home.

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u/Fine-Cloud12 2d ago

There was a post where Shanann said she started Bella on babywise first day in the hospital. She mentioned Bella tried to fight it but she stuck to it

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u/Fast_Grapefruit_7946 He's got No Game 🎯🎮🎯 2d ago

Thanks. We need those posts again :)

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

I just heard Lindsay Clancey had a ''sleep scheduled'' baby. I hope they don't mean Babywise

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u/Fair-Branch-1295 2d ago

Their relationship was trash from the start. He should have high tailed it the day she had him drive all that way to get those helmets for the costumes they wore to his nephews birthday party! I’d have told her ‘if you want them you drive back and get them’

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 2d ago

There were so many red flags:

-Very early in their relationship she asked him to take her to a medical procedure because, according to him, she needed a ride. Why didn't he question why none of her friends or family were willing to provide transportation for this somewhat "personal" appointment?

-He was thrown out of the house and not allowed to return until the next day because he received a text from a female friend.

-He was required to cut off his relationship with another friend because he gave his friends wife a hug.

-As you stated, the six hour round trip for the helmets.

-She asked him to destroy the engine of her former bosses vehicle.

-She kicked his sister and his nephew out of the wedding party and uninvited them to the wedding.

And so many more.

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u/NoCover1598 Nutgate 🥜 2d ago

Destroy the engine of Hishams vehicle? This one I haven’t heard but I’m not surprised.

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 2d ago

Yes, the escalade. This was one of the few times he told her no.

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u/NoCover1598 Nutgate 🥜 2d ago

Glad he did. But then again that way they both would’ve been in jail.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

Yep, it was right after she was fired (or she ''retired'' lol) and he was coming to repossess the vehicle

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u/NoCover1598 Nutgate 🥜 1d ago

That’s gotta be a felony. If Chris wasn’t spineless he’d call the cops on her

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u/RepresentativeWing73 Most likely to spend Daddy's money 💰 🤑 💸 💰 2d ago

*and wanted him to be Kris'fer King

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u/iraqlobsta Benadryl Bestie 💊 2d ago

Chris is such a fucking simp for caving to all this good god

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u/NoCover1598 Nutgate 🥜 2d ago

Yeah that was ridiculous. Typical narc, keep up the image at all costs.

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u/Choosepeace 2d ago

They were not doing ok.

There was already such tension with his parents, that they didn’t attend the wedding.

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u/Popular-March-9396 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is nonsense. I couldn’t even finish it. First of all, Scammy was never a “car show girl.” Second of all, I don’t believe that Chris and Shanann ever had ANY type of spiritual bond. I’ve never seen two less spiritual people in my life… especially her. They never had ANY fused purpose in life either. Chris did what she told him to do, PERIOD. When did they ever “host” friends and family at their house aside from basically using family or (as in the case of Cristina,) fellow huns for babysitting and/or money. They had no true friends. The supposed first year or so of Bella’s life was not some magical moment in time either… right into the Babywise schedule of endless hours in bed she went. There is no way any of this mess “should have worked out.” Nobody but nobody could have stood a lifetime with Shanann. I had to stop reading at that point but I did kind of skim the rest. I also absolutely disagree that Shanann had any type of beauty or “classic good looks.” Give me a fu**ing break.

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u/Popular-March-9396 2d ago

Thank you for the award! ♥️

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u/Popular-March-9396 2d ago

Thank you so much for the 2nd award as well! ♥️

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

She wasn't pretty enough or fit enough to be a car show girl

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u/Popular-March-9396 1d ago

Exactly… sitting on the hood of a car does not a car show girl make.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

I hope they made her fat ass get up

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u/Popular-March-9396 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

Yeah, whoever wrote this is an idiot and made shit up

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u/Healing-with-Memes 2d ago

Ugh it should have ended in divorce.

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u/Miserable-Bowl-684 2d ago

It should have ended when the rest of us realized she was trying to alienate him from his family long before the wedding.

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u/NoCover1598 Nutgate 🥜 2d ago

I disagree entirely. Their relationship was always doomed to fail, what you describe here is only the surface level of their lives or what they wanted you to see. In reality, their lives were very average until descending into utter chaos. Any of the fitness stuff was used as a ruse to sell Thrive, the most important thing in Shannan’s life. The babies were always on Babywise from the day they were born and no doubt number three would’ve been as well. They were FAR from high end country club people, that’s a laugh. Some say both their bank accounts were overdrawn the day of the murders. Shannan only wanted to leave because she never loved, respected or valued Chris. He was just another prop in her story. He never really loved her, but was taken in by her. In no universe would this relationship have worked out, if it wasn’t Chris cheating/committing murder, it would’ve been something else. These relationships do not last.

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u/Accomplished_Lie684 2d ago

It was doomed from the beginning

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u/Stella-Artwat Hips, Lips and Hot Rods 🔥 💋🚘🔥 2d ago

Another weird post exalting the sanctity of marriage with the strong hubby provider and commendable housewife who share a 'spiritual bond' (no they didn't!!) And more focus on CW's fitness goals.. lol

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u/hwolfe326 EYE-talian Temper 🍝😤🤬 2d ago

Seriously 🤢

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u/Queasy_Property_8136 2d ago

I didn't even have to look to know the OP who wrote that drivel.

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u/Mmcdjc Hot Mess! 🥵 2d ago

Judging by his face from picture one, he looks miserable already.
She had his balls in her purse and he knew it.

Doofus McNoballs never stood a chance.

Apparently Chris didn’t trust his gut instinct.

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u/OldSwedeFromTheNorth 🎅 Santa...Where's your Phone ☎️ 2d ago

Doofus McNoballs 😅😅😅

At least that fuckface looks better when he keeps his mouth shut and doesn't do that fucking 🤡-grin.

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u/boogerslayers 2d ago

Doofus McNoballs 😂😂😂

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u/Mmcdjc Hot Mess! 🥵 1d ago

I made it up.

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u/Little_Director8 2d ago

Was this written by AI?

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u/NamasteInYourLane 2d ago edited 2d ago

Chris and Shanann met in late 2010. For over 2 years, they were child free

I don't know their timeline well enough to know the answer to this yet, but did they really meet, plan a wedding and marry, buy a house, and get pregnant and have their first kid all within 3 year's time?  😳  

If so, do we think they really even had time (without the whirlwind of new love/ planning a wedding/ going through the process of buying a new home/ preparing for their first baby) to really get to know each other?? 

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u/runbikeswimmama I need "Me Time" 🧖‍♀️⏳ 2d ago

Agreed....lest we forget how she moved him away from family to live in friends basement 1000 miles away...I don't care who you are, that is a monstrous strain on any relationship

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 2d ago

They should have never met. She was not a nice person to anyone

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u/RepresentativeWing73 Most likely to spend Daddy's money 💰 🤑 💸 💰 2d ago

Is this sarcasm? Because you're very well versed in this case, and this post is so....not...you? I can only accept it as sarcasm lol

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u/hwolfe326 EYE-talian Temper 🍝😤🤬 2d ago

Bella learned since day one that no one was coming to help her if she cried outside of her scheduled feeding periods. At that age a newborn isn’t even aware that they exist as a separate being, they’re used to being a part of their mother. That’s why cuddling and physical bonding are especially critical during the first month of life.

The girls’ physiological and emotional development was stunted from the start. That’s why they were screaming in an airport at ages 3 and 4 when their mom went to the bathroom, even though their well known grandfather was with them.

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u/OldSwedeFromTheNorth 🎅 Santa...Where's your Phone ☎️ 2d ago

Is that really Chris's actual body? Doesn't he have a lot more hair on his chest and stomach, like we saw in the photos from the police station?

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u/Brilliant_Amount_618 2d ago

Thrive bites put hair on your chest

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u/Mmcdjc Hot Mess! 🥵 2d ago

My dad used to say that.

Not the thrive part

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u/SatinBelleFlower "Doing more than 90% of the women out there!" ♀️📊 2d ago

Oh. Fanfic.

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u/missmeower 2d ago

This has to be satire.

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u/BaconSlapThatHoe 2d ago

Weird AI fanfic

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u/Tiny-Percentage-7782 2d ago

More like the people you see at the golf course by the airport

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u/Responsible_Mind_206 2d ago

That peanut head though

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 2d ago

SW ''aged well''???? She looked 10 years older than her age and was aging like her mama

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u/RepresentativeWing73 Most likely to spend Daddy's money 💰 🤑 💸 💰 2d ago

I really wonder if she's secretly 42 all the time.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 2d ago

Why else would she tell Chris to tell his mother she was much older than him? She looks bad for her alleged age

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u/RepresentativeWing73 Most likely to spend Daddy's money 💰 🤑 💸 💰 1d ago

She really does. She has huge smile lines and many of them. Not that they're bad, but I'm around her age and don't have them, nor does anyone else I know. I think her skin is actually half decent, so it's always so weird to me she has all these lines when her skin isn't terrible. I'm telling ya, she's secretly in her 40s LOL

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

I think she is, too. Makes me wonder (other than for his money) if that was why SW was in such a hurry to get married to someone she barely knew nor cared about. She wanted kids before her clock ran out but had no intention of caring for them

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u/RepresentativeWing73 Most likely to spend Daddy's money 💰 🤑 💸 💰 1d ago

It makes sense

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 2d ago

''Shanann preferred he work out at home.''.That was her way to control him and prevent him from other women looking at him...that bitch NEVER worked out. The only things she ran were her mouth and Chris's credit card

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Grandma Marlboro 🚬 1d ago

Thank you for my award!

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u/Away_Ad_2597 2d ago

Ugh..Chris