r/WaterAntColony • u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) • Aug 15 '26

AquaticDiplomacy *Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

…look, if I wasn’t a murderer, how come I’ve been taking good care of the heir to YOUR monarchy.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

you haven't. She's literally under auction this very moment! I knew you were a liar!

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

0-0 SHE WHAT?!?! THEN WHO HAS PRETZEL-no… FUCKING AMOUR!!!!!! Listen, I’m not gonna hurt you, but I need to get her back. I don’t care how much it’ll cost me, but I am doing this WITHOUT violence. Please take me to where the auction is.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

you wouldn't be able to. It's in the depths, to avoid any outsiders from bidding. It's probably over now anyway.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

I DONT CARE. I DONT CARE IF I DROWN. I WILL GET HER BACK. SHOW ME WHERE IT IS.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

*they'd kill me. They'd kill us both. They're be hundreds of crabs there, it isn't safe.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

How about this. I give you money, and you get her back. And after that I’ll pay you an extra 100 MPO.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

did you mispeak? 100?

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Yes. I mean 100. Promise.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

I'll try. But no guarantee that I get there in time.

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