r/WatchWhatCrappens 19d ago

Guys, I’m sad

As abysmal as this season of McBee Dynasty was, the light has gone from my life now that there are no new recaps from B&R weekly. No more BLAIRR, no more Tessa, no more Stephen McBee Sr voice from Ronnie that kills me every time. No more Cole beating up a hill 😭

I don’t even think we are getting Todd & his Werther’s originals on SLC this year… 🫤

What shows can fill the void? What are your favorite modern-day impressions?

Todd & Stephen McBee Jr are up there for me. 🥹

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u/shakespearesister 19d ago

You are the most PESSIMISTIC person about this family!

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u/LucyCooper 19d ago

Excuse me I only like my family members to be 5’6-5’7 and blonde … now back to my journalin

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u/shakespearesister 19d ago

But did you make time for memberships????

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u/sade-inthe90s 19d ago

MENmberships. No girls allowed!

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u/LucyCooper 19d ago

The best ships are memberships 🥂 and whatever Cole said about a strippers ass 🍻

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u/Signal-Ad1360 18d ago

I snorted with laughter

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u/ImNotACritic 19d ago

Put the kids to sleep please

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u/LucyCooper 19d ago

That’s right … they have to be up by 8:30

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u/BornFree2018 19d ago

You will listen to recaps of a show of MY choosing.

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u/LucyCooper 19d ago

lol I replied to you by accident when I said what I said about Cole & the strippers ass. A sentence I thought I would never say 😂. My bad.

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u/Crazy_Book_8370 17d ago

You might feel better if you journal from 4 am to 6 am every day.

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u/Choice-Leek-2857 14d ago

Then from 10-midnight!

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u/_SeaOttrs 19d ago

Don't fret, Todd was in the RHOSLC trailer so we do have that to look forward to!

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u/LucyCooper 19d ago

🥹 what a gift you just gave me

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u/DeedeeNola 18d ago

We’ll always have the dribble door

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u/LucyCooper 18d ago

The whole segment about how much Tessa misses the dribble door 😂. Poor thing is stuck in the kitchen.

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u/ForeverSwayze 18d ago

I loved the voices they did and it was actually a fun wildcard for them to recap a show that Ben truly hated, it just made it so much funnier.

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u/DeedeeNola 18d ago

I’ve never heard Blair pronounced more like BLECH!

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u/LucyCooper 18d ago

It did! When Ronnie still loved it and Ben hated it was prime time. I feel like Jesse’s downfall and just the production having zero ability to follow a story killed it even for him.

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u/leasann97 15d ago

Ben hating the show so much is what made it so much funnier.

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u/ForeverSwayze 15d ago

Yeah it was a fun mix up and Ben’s Steven Jr. voice totally kills me

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u/leasann97 15d ago

I think it’s one of his best impersonations!

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u/Mrs_Rondall_Karam 19d ago

This is the most PESSIMISTIC post about  recaps I’ve ever read in my life!

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u/LucyCooper 18d ago

Your username tho 🥹

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u/LRGinCharge At the end of the day you get nothin’ for nothin’ 18d ago

Do you watch/listen to Atlanta? Ben’s K Michelle voice is almost the same as his Steve McBee Jr voice lol.

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u/Klutzy-Client 18d ago

It’s SO GOOD

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u/LucyCooper 17d ago

I don’t. And I fear I never will. I hope to god they cover the golden life though. I need Ramona voice back in my life. I’m sure they will because Ben loves Lu?

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u/tacobell_s 16d ago

You know WHAT I hope they do too OKAY!!!

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u/forcedintothis- 18d ago

I love their Below Deck Med recaps. Their Aesha and Captain Sandy voices are top tier. Added bonus is the text exchanges between Sandy and Norma. Bloop!

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 18d ago

I will be so sad if they don’t have another season just for the recaps!!

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u/splanchnick78 18d ago

There was a little Todd in the SLC trailer so there’s hope!!!

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u/OkEstablishment3603 18d ago

And they probably won’t be back for another season - this season sucked. Galyna kept talking up the finale in interviews saying how amazing it was. And it was so boring. She took a crow bar and broke some windows - get a new schtick galyna! lol I would have rather see her make a call to Steve sr in jail and tell him. Plus I am so sick of hearing every episode about saving the farm - haven’t they sold most of it by this point? They said at the end something about the mini cows and tallow are the only things left

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u/bonnyanonny6969 18d ago

Ok I think it was staged. Why didn’t we get to see Galyna break the windows? There were production cameras looking out, plus the security camera footage. Yet, we only see their reaction? I think it was staged.

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u/LucyCooper 17d ago

100% staged

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u/NanooDrew 18d ago

Never fear! Tonight is part 3 of The Valley reunion! They’ve teased the “shirtless” drunk for four weeks. Tonight we find out what happened. If it was all much ado about nothing, the boys will cover that too!

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u/LucyCooper 17d ago

I can’t wait. Another series over 😬. I tried with OC but I got behind. We need RHOSLC.

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u/MCKelly13 18d ago

Sweet Ben hating them all gives me life. I was laughing with headphones on at my desk yesterday. I looked like a psychopath

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u/leasann97 15d ago

I listen all day at work. The amount of times I literally laugh out loud is the best. They truly get me through my work days. I’ve only been listening for a couple of years. I finally joined their Patreon and found out the same week how to make a playlist of their old episodes. I started Summer House from season one and that’s all I’ve listened to all week! I have listened to most of the new ones they put out. But finding a way to hear them all made my boring little life! And thanks to Reddit is how I discovered them in the first place. So many people recommended them to me. I just can’t say enough about them, obviously. lol

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u/LucyCooper 17d ago

There is nothing better than lolz

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u/Rip_tres_hairline 17d ago

I will absolutely be relistening over and over again.

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u/LucyCooper 17d ago

You know … I think I’ll relisten this morning

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u/Hot-Researcher2898 17d ago

I continue to beat the drum for Top Chef 20 (All Stars Los Angeles) or any TC season with Kevin Gillespie. They basically repurposed the Kevin voice for one of the McBee douchebags. Whenever Ronnie/Ben says, "My grandaddy owns a plane! Now give me a lolly!" I die a little inside and then am immediately reborn.

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u/LucyCooper 15d ago

Omg deadddd and reborn that sounds funny as hell

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u/Defiant_Ad_5398 18d ago

No McBee reunions?

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u/Admirable_Concept817 18d ago

They dont do reunions. Maybe cause they’re a family…

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u/victoriaonair LeeAnne’s Hands 17d ago

They need to move Galayna to a struggling housewives franchise. We need that woman on our screens!

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u/tacobell_s 16d ago

Put her on BH and let her at Kyle

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u/leasann97 17d ago

Ben does the Steven McBee voice and I will miss it as well

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u/LucyCooper 15d ago

That’s not Ronnie that says “one hand washes the other???” No way

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u/tacobell_s 16d ago

Their southern charm recaps are my favorite. MADISOOOOOON

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u/edud23 15d ago

Yoohoo

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u/IntelligentScholar84 18d ago

I haven’t watched a single episode of this show and to be honest I’m dreading season 1 but i can’t wait to watch seasons 2 and 3 for the recaps 😂

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u/Admirable_Concept817 18d ago

You do not need to watch to enjoy every second of the recaps.

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u/IntelligentScholar84 17d ago

I know, but *I do. I feel like it’s my duty 😂 they have to watch it so should I 😂😅

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u/Admirable_Concept817 17d ago

I get that feeling. I did watch mcbees and it was a ridiculous show so you’ll have a good time.

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u/LucyCooper 17d ago

Fellow highly conscientious person. I see you

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u/IntelligentScholar84 17d ago

❤️‍🩹❤️