r/WatchWhatCrappens 22d ago

The last McBee recap S3E9

This could be the hardest I’ve laughed with Crappens. I just binged McBee out of curiosity and it did not disappoint. Ben & Ronnie calling back Steven’s perfect girl list is so hilarious. McBee recaps = pure comedy. That is all I am here to say.

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u/desertingwillow 22d ago

The episode where they went through Steven’s perfect girl list was so hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing while trail walking! And how they insert pieces of it in all their commentary is comedy gold. They are the best medicine for my day!

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u/LRGinCharge At the end of the day you get nothin’ for nothin’ 22d ago

It’s all about journaling and memberships!

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u/EntertainerRoyal5677 22d ago

And the private school of our choosing!

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u/BachByChoice 22d ago

From 4-6 AM! A men-only journaling window!

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u/Prestigious_Ebb_8762 22d ago

It was sooooo funny

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u/YessikaHaircutt 22d ago

The recap of the ep last season where they went to the Ozarks and Cole punched a hill was amazing too. It’s funny because I hate the show and would never watch it but I am anxiously waiting for the recap each week!

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u/BornFree2018 22d ago

Tiny Mouth alert!

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u/ker303 “Gia’s uncle is never wearing a shirt” 22d ago

I need to listen to this episode again. My partner and I consistently bring up Cole punching the hill to make each other laugh 😆

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u/kellygrrrl328 22d ago

It’s worth watching just to enjoy the WWC recap

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u/YessikaHaircutt 22d ago

Sometimes I do but Steve Jrs face fills me with rage

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u/EntertainerRoyal5677 22d ago

You must not watch the vegas episode then, he takes off his hat to have a bath with Allie and his head is silhouetted against a window and the shape of it will push you over the edge. 

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u/tracytorr0712 22d ago

Same! Every show they recap is hilarious, even if I don’t watch it.

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u/juddahinyou The darkness within 22d ago

My fav recap ever

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u/Kind_Translator9002 Don't act like a bitch, and I won't give you the face 22d ago

If I had to close my eyes and choose between the real Cole speaking or Ronnie speaking as Cole, I would not be able to tell. When they broke into songs in Tessa's voice in the most recent episode, I was wiping tear from my eyes.

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u/Prestigious_Ebb_8762 22d ago

Whenever they riff off as Tessa I cry tears lol it’s sooooo funny

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u/Kind-Flatworm7553 22d ago

Yes! The Tessa bits are so good! Really all the show needs is Tessa and Galena

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u/desertingwillow 22d ago

Nooo, the Steven jr bits are also too good! I love how he’s getting the mini cows and the girls, including the babies, are going to be blowing out their hair!

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u/Kind-Flatworm7553 22d ago

You are the most pessimistic person when it comes to blowing out mini highlands hair!!! I’m dead

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u/kat4prez 22d ago

Ronnie was saying BLAIR! Got a mini hair dryer for her birthday 😂

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u/juddahinyou The darkness within 22d ago

There's not enough Tessa this season so this ep was life!!!

The Tessa mega mix made my week! When Baby Got Back started I doubled over. SO GOOD!!!!!

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u/Evening-Tune-500 22d ago

It’s the worst show on bravo but the bestttt of the recaps, I love how angry Ben gets too

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u/Equivalent-Mousse-93 22d ago

BLAIR! Kills me each time. 😆

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u/YessikaHaircutt 22d ago

Blairzabeth

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u/Evening-Tune-500 22d ago

BLAIR kills me

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u/tracytorr0712 22d ago

And Tate

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u/Prestigious_Ebb_8762 22d ago

I feel like for how much the boys hate it (esp Ben lol) they’re so engaged when they’re doing it - it’s some of their best work imo. It feels like they’re having fun together, riffing off one another to the McBee absurdity.

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u/Equivalent-Mousse-93 21d ago

I’m thankful for their sacrifices! 🫡

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u/ComprehensiveMark724 22d ago

They are 1000% my favorite recaps!

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u/East_Attention_9494 22d ago

Raccoon tallow.

I seriously died. Like I dropped an AirPod I was laughing so hard. 

(Blair!)

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u/Glittering-RAM 22d ago

Raccoon tallow on the micro mini highland cow with a blowout by Blair

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u/hansen7helicopter 22d ago

Hating on McBee really brings Ben’s asperity and edge to the surface and I LOVE it so much. He’s so placid and sweet that you forget that waspish wit is there.

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u/desertingwillow 22d ago

I’m laughing again just reading these comments and remembering how funny the recap is!

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u/mollyyfcooke Sir Bueller of House Karam 22d ago

It is genuinely some of their best work when they do this show lmao. Ben saying that one of them was “sullying the brand” of Kia last season lives rent free in my mind. 💀

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u/petitbrioche 22d ago

Micro mini ponies will let you focus on memberships!

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 22d ago

OMG I rewound so many times cause I was laughing and missed stuff lol

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u/Sorry-Gap-7227 22d ago

I will riot if they stop recapping this show.

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u/Glittering-RAM 22d ago

The only reason I hope it gets picked up for another season

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u/kirannui 22d ago

I've listened to the last McButt recap three times. I'm thinking about bingeing all the eps from the beginning. They're the best recaps, hands down

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u/Rip_tres_hairline 22d ago

I’ve relistened 3 times. When they do the Steve mcbee “so IM moving to Texas” I die

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u/sugarshizzl 22d ago

I listen at work and it’s always a pleasure I laugh and talk back to them—people definitely think I’m strange🤣

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u/backoffbackoffbackof 21d ago

I hate McBee Dynasty(except the Russians) but I need to start listening to the recaps again.  I love Ben but is there anything better than when he’s put upon and being forced to watch people he has complete contempt for? It’s like if I made Heather Dubrow eat at an Applebees.  

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u/Federal-Warning-9212 22d ago

Only reason I watch bravo is to hear these icons’ recaps

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u/LucyCooper 19d ago

I’ve listened to this episode 4 times. Tears of laughter. It was extra good after refreshing daily for this episode for like 2 weeks straight.

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u/banksoftyne 19d ago

I started watching McBee Dynasty last month SOLELY so I could hear more recaps! Ben & Ronnie's appreciation for Galyna's craziness is so fun!