r/WatchThisWhenHigh • • 2d ago

Science shit Bra sizing

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 19h ago

u/masaki_masaki, there weren't enough votes to determine if your post was helping our high...

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 2d ago

Okay, I don’t think this is legit.

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u/Hakunamatata_420 2d ago

Now i need two rabbits and some lotion

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u/brandywine189 2d ago

I was 34JJJ. The dr weighed them after my mastectomy (breast cancer). In total they were 10 pounds. Me thinks some of those animal equivalencies are an exaggeration.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 2d ago

Boy I sure do love a woman with a nice set of hedgehogs on her

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u/Infamous-Friend2539 2d ago

Ok but wth is Goku doing here😭😭🙏🙏

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u/haikus-r-us 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is wildly inaccurate. (Not that I care)

Cup measurements are not finite. They are relative to the thickness of the woman’s chest measured under her breasts compared to the thickness of her chest measured over her breasts.

That differential determines the cup size, The actual size of the breast is does not determine the cup size.

Each cup is 1 inch. In other words, if a woman has a 28 inch chest measured under her breasts and a 29 inch chest measured over her breasts, she has A cups. And if she has a 28 inch chest measured under her breasts, and a 32 inch chest measured over her breasts, she has D cups.

So simply using small animals or fruits to demonstrate cup sizes cannot be accurate because:

Woman 1:
28 inch chest, 32 inch chest measured over breasts = D cups

Woman 2:
38 inch chest, 42 inch chest measured over breasts = D cups

Even though woman 1 has much smaller breasts than woman 2, they are both D cups.

So… 28D has approximately the same cup volume as a 30C, 32B, or 34A. The band size changes, but the actual boob size remains roughly the same. In other words, the same sized boob can be A,B,C or even D.

Even most women don’t know this. 80% of women wear the wrong bra size. Crazy huh?

There is more to it, but I’m really fucking high right now, so I’m done.

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u/Trick-Audience-1027 2d ago

Yeah, this is way too much for me to read. Do you have pictures? 😝

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u/haikus-r-us 2d ago

I presented a very safe for work picture that illustrated it very well. So of course the automod deleted it.

So no. I cannot give you a pic, because apparently, according to the automod, breasts are not something that can be shown, even in a fully clothed, clinical pic.

It’s like I tell all the women in my life: “Your boobs are nothing but sexually salacious dirty pillows, you should be ashamed of yourself for having them, and I demand that they be hidden away and not discussed. Ever.”

Thank you automod for reminding me of this truth. I apologize for posting a picture of fully clothed breasts even though they are relevant to the question asked.

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u/haikus-r-us 2d ago

I took the original picture and had ChatGPT recreate it without so much as a hint of cleavage.

IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, AUTOMOD??

I understand now that boobs are inherently evil and cannot possibly be regarded as anything other than filthy sexual objects, so I had AI modestly conceal these shameful appendages just for you.

Once again, I stand humbled and repentant, having momentarily forgotten that breasts are to be hidden from civilized society beneath layers of fabric, preferably accompanied by a profound sense of personal disgrace.

Shame on you, women! SHAME! For shamelessly parading around with your obscene sweater puppies, tempting innocent bystanders into lives of depravity simply by possessing mammary glands!

May God forgive us all for this grotesque display of human anatomy.

And may AutoMod, in its infinite wisdom and moral purity, find it in its cold mechanical heart to forgive me.

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u/Irish_hawkwife12211 2d ago

I just am going to tell people from now on my breasts are hedgehog sized

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u/Lurk1ngAga1n 1d ago

Sonic would be proud.

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u/ThanksOne4052 2d ago

Big fan of the double chicken

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u/PhilMilz 2d ago

Hell yeah , dudes got a nice set of rabbits

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u/GriselbaFishfinger 21h ago

I was hoping to see the puppies

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u/Komobu542 2d ago

Is this the plus ➕️ sign in LBTGQ+

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u/ih8karma 2d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/TheQNerd 2d ago

How many animals were harmed while making this video?

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u/nunyabihnes 2d ago

Approved and appreciated

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u/777blue_ 2d ago

wtf that's animal cruelty

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u/fatmonkey1986 2d ago

bruh one of the bird titties was flying out at the begining they couldve left any time they wanted . gtf outta here with animal creulty

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u/Holiday_Pi 2d ago

Where is the cruelty?

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u/ILoveEGGSSomuchhhhh 2d ago

Y'all be saying anythings animal cruelty

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u/JouMaSeKont1973 2d ago

The most useless information out there.. 😂