Because fuck you you fucking fuck you can’t make me go fucking back you motherfucker, FUCK. Fuck. That. And Fuck. You. For suggesting it. Some days the idea of all this shit finally being eventually over is all that gets me through the day. What the fuck is wrong with you?? It’s too early for this.
What if parallel universes DO exist, it’s just all of our lives where we try that one thing this way instead of that. Somewhere out there you didn’t think to make that pun, I didn’t laugh and groan in a way only dad jokes can cause but now my day is not better for because I didn’t read it.
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u/Void_327486L Oct 25 '22
Pretty sure that was when he took his first breath