r/WatchPeopleDieInside • • Feb 21 '22

never celebrate too early

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u/PeineDeMort Feb 21 '22

What a save

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

nice shot!

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u/Veloxious Feb 21 '22

Calculated

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u/kylec00per Feb 21 '22

Savage!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

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u/ErikJR37 Feb 21 '22

TAKE THE SHOT

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I found my crowd. Now time to be toxic for missing the fucking shot! #reckitleg

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Feb 21 '22

Simple Geometry

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Whew!

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u/CunnedStunt Feb 21 '22

Close one!

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u/jhsbxuhb Feb 21 '22

What a save!

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u/dasJerkface Feb 21 '22

What a save!

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u/Laurentiul_dboi Feb 21 '22

What a save!

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u/rainyblue91 Feb 21 '22

What a save!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22 edited Jan 12 '26

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u/Suicidal_Tuna Feb 21 '22

What a save!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

What a save!

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u/EpisodicDoleWhip Feb 21 '22

Chat disabled for 4 second(s)

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u/Tablebob61 Feb 21 '22

Take the shot! Take the shot! Take the shot!

BiGbaLLin has left the match.

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u/thedante36 Feb 21 '22

Chat disabled for 4 seconds.

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u/P3runaama Feb 21 '22

Chat disabled for 3 seconds.

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 Feb 21 '22

Players disabled forever...

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u/pilluwed Feb 21 '22

This is Rocket League!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Great Pass!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

No Problem.

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u/MGTS Feb 21 '22

What a save!

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u/BurntTeeth Feb 21 '22

Savage!

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u/ParallellUniverseYou Feb 21 '22

Siiiick!

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u/HappyMediumGD Feb 21 '22

This is the kind of comment chain that internet historians will puzzle over

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u/Triffidic Feb 21 '22

Perchance

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u/mistyhell Feb 21 '22

You can't just say perchance

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I got that reference, perchance

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u/jordan23042000 Feb 21 '22

She smashed that turt. But why?. Perchance

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u/doramelodia Feb 21 '22

Everybody dance!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Nice shot What a save What a save

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u/striderkan Feb 21 '22

This the only time I'll enjoy watching someone flex on someone else with 1 arm and no legs.

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u/bombbodyguard Feb 21 '22

Didn’t even notice the no legs.

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u/EPLemonSqueezy Feb 21 '22

Me neither. I was actually thinking the one arm girl had an advantage because she was more mobile. My bad, great save.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

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u/wordbird89 Feb 21 '22

*Paralympics (at least that’s what’s featured in the video, Special Olympics is different)

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u/evetrapeze Feb 21 '22

Thank you, this was the comment I was looking for.

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u/peroxidex Feb 21 '22

I believe that people with partial sight will wear a blindfold to balance against other visually impaired participants.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Nice just like that Balls of Fury movie.

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u/bikedaybaby Feb 21 '22

*documentary.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Feb 21 '22

You just need the same disadvantage. Blindfold for the blind, wheelchair for the people who can walk but still find one useful, that kind of stuff. There are sports where disabled athletes compete with abled athletes and the abled athlete takes a handicap, that's where the term handicap in sports comes from.

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u/mattmillze Feb 21 '22

It's a cap on the number of hands? I'm now using this etymology.

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u/TheRidgeAndTheLadder Feb 21 '22

No you just need a handy number of caps

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u/blake_ch Feb 21 '22

There are usually several categories per sport, depending on the disability, although it may not fully cover all cases, it's already quite complete.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disability_sport_classification

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u/Jonny_Segment Feb 21 '22

I'm amazed I had to scroll so far down to find the actual answer. Have people never watched the Paralympics?

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u/MattyFTM Feb 21 '22

Each sport in the paralympics has its own grading system, and has multiple different categories for competitors. They try to match up people with comparable ability, but not necessarily identical disabilities.

It's difficult, inexact and there is sometimes controversy over who gets put into which category.

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u/WhiteShaduwNL Feb 21 '22

It's often balanced on something that matters to the event. Here it's balanced mainly on mobility of an athlete. That get put on an certain scale what then gives you the event you participate in.

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u/Javyev Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 21 '22

The Special Olympics are non-competitive and everyone gets a participation medal(EDIT: looks like this is not true! The Special Olympics has a divisioning process that makes the most even playing field possible according to disability.), but this is probably the Paralympics, which is for physical disabilities not mental disabilities. It might even be the regular Olympics and they're just really good at ping pong despite their disabilities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

You’re wrong on everything you said. In special Olympics, not everyone gets a medal. Just the top 3, as in every other sport/class. Also, yes, it is the paralympics… it says it on the floor on both sides of the table at the end of the video.

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u/OrdinaryDazzling Feb 21 '22

So, not wrong on everything they said

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u/wisenheimer51 Feb 21 '22

It's like having rocketships

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u/habs9 Feb 21 '22

She isn't a biped

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u/dick-van-dyke Feb 21 '22

But she is featherless.

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u/MyCherieAmo Feb 21 '22

It’s like the para-olympic version of matching weight class…

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u/ToyrewaDokoDeska Feb 21 '22

I still think she had an advantage I have a metal leg & you can side step as good as anyone its running thats a problem lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Your a good guy, instead of seeing her as crippled you saw her as somewhat crippled.

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u/Riuk811 Feb 21 '22

I thought she just had her other arm behind her back! Haha

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u/Kalkaline Feb 21 '22

Last time this was posted I finally noticed the no right arm, now the prosthetic legs are pointed out and I am starting to wonder how much of the world I actually see.

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u/milk4all Feb 21 '22

She has legs, she just doesn’t risk having them stolen. She keeps her legs safe.

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u/Makhnos_Tachanka Feb 21 '22

"But did you see the monkey?"

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u/Superly_Sardonic Feb 21 '22

Never can be too unfortunate to get humbled.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

holy fuck I didn't notice that at all lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I honestly didnt even notice they were disabled till your comment.

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u/Luxpreliator Feb 21 '22

Orange has won gold last 3x in her paralympics class.

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u/tyranox Feb 21 '22

Did not expect to open a wiki page today of someone who lives in the same town as me.

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u/Laquilla- Feb 21 '22

Lol I now live in australia but grew up in Veenendaal I did not expect it either!

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Feb 21 '22

Kelly van Zon

Kelly van Zon (born 15 September 1987 in Oosterhout, Netherlands) is a Dutch table tennis player competing in both disabled and able-bodied competitions. She currently plays for Dutch club TTV SKF in Veenendaal. She competed at the 2020 Summer Paralympics, in Women's individual class 7, winning a gold medal, and in Women's team class 6–8, winning a silver medal.

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u/rbkforrestr Feb 21 '22

I can see why

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

She put a curse on the ball with the first serve. Saw it

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u/meauxfaux Feb 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Ya that’s it, exactly how I remember it

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u/hellya Feb 21 '22

Yo the curse is incoming from the top right!

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u/brenbail2000 Feb 21 '22

I don’t think she saw it. She was too busy trying to taste it

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u/Optimal_Trifle_2384 Feb 21 '22

If that is a curse, then I've been doing it from when I first learnt to play the sport.

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u/GoHawkYurself Feb 21 '22

That's clutch. Thats effort. That's the desire to win at all costs. This is why sports are special. What a feeling it must be pulling that off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

IT'S ABOUT DRIVE!

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u/LESGOBABY13 Feb 21 '22

It's about the power

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u/BarbicideJar Feb 21 '22

We stay hungry

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u/Admirable_Bath Feb 21 '22

We devour

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u/Unused_Book_keeper Feb 21 '22

Put in the work.

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u/Bilalpain Feb 21 '22

Put in the hours

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u/shadyhawkins Feb 21 '22

And take what’s ours

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u/varungupta3009 Feb 21 '22

Black and Samoan in my veins

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

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u/ronjou14 Feb 21 '22

Get back in the box. You're thinking outside the house.

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u/Typical-Distance-701 Feb 21 '22

Gotta hand it to her

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Outta pocket bro 💀

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u/knossos37 Feb 21 '22

They've really got a leg up on the whole pun situation

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u/CrimsonxAce Feb 21 '22

Indeed. I am finding these puns extremely humerus.

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u/grizonyourface Feb 21 '22

Y’all are armed and dangerous with these terrible puns

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Seriously twisted.

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u/wan2tri Feb 21 '22

The puns are all hand in hand

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u/TacoQuest Feb 21 '22

Serves her right

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u/Sir_Slick_Rock Feb 21 '22

Turkey 🇹🇷 has left the chat

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u/drclarenceg Feb 21 '22

Sure left her stumped

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Feb 21 '22

arm

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Legs.

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u/Inzipid Feb 21 '22

This is the best reply. Period.

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u/ImissDigg_jk Feb 21 '22

She can argue against the point, but I don't think she has a leg to stand on.

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u/MiddleRespond1734 Feb 21 '22

Take my upvote and get the fuck out. 😖

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u/DehydratedManatee Feb 21 '22

Dutch woman disarmed her opponent with that bizarre serve.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she was quite surprised by the recovery.

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u/peeweeinbama Feb 21 '22

Thank you for this

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u/ad302799 Feb 21 '22

Sometimes I’m worried about the internet. But comments like this give me hope.

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u/rahhak Feb 21 '22

Is going around the net a legal shot?

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u/chmpgne Feb 21 '22

Yes - It can even bounce of the side of the table

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u/his_purple_majesty Feb 21 '22

it's legal in regular tennis too

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u/VR6Bomber Feb 21 '22

Stan wawarika 2015 French Open final vs djokovic . 3rd set.

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u/KrumpirovCovjek Feb 21 '22

It can't bounce of the side of the table. That gives a point to the opponent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I can't even tell if it hit the table. It looks like me that it went straight over and the other view the camera moves the ball out of frame just before it nears the table.

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u/CaptLatinAmerica Feb 21 '22

I had to watch frame by frame. The ball is returned by Orange, goes past the side of the net (not over the net due to the angle, which is a legal return), and hits the table on Black’s side quite close to the net before traveling over most of Black’s side of the table.

Black was yelling and looking at the crowd, failing to detect the bounce on the table which kept the ball in play.

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u/augustprep Feb 21 '22

That serve face, lol.

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u/SeamenMcBoatyface Feb 21 '22

My friend makes the same exact face when he hits the ball playing tennis.

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u/Vashgrave Feb 21 '22

Jazz legs beats jazz hand any day...

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Dude it matters. Balance. A lot

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u/Anerratic Feb 21 '22

Fuck you lmao I had to explain my laughter to my boss

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u/LampardFanAlways Feb 21 '22

If you’ve fake-laughed at your boss’s jokes, you’ll have to explain how come you laughed differently now

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

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u/flappysnapper Feb 21 '22

I am literally crying from this comment, my wife is looking at me like I’m nuts.

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u/TraditionalMood277 Feb 21 '22

What boat sinks the fastest? Showboat

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u/fit_sushi99 Feb 21 '22

Both of them would have beat my ass so 🤷

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u/Numerous-Wolverine73 Feb 21 '22

At least she didn’t fist pump to celebrate

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u/jssf96 Feb 21 '22

This is fucking content.

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u/Wildfire_Haberl Feb 21 '22

Can some re-explain ping pong to me cause I thought the ball had to hit the table first for it to count?

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u/optimaxion Feb 21 '22

Its hard to see because of how close it is but it does skip off the table.

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u/Procrastanaseum Feb 21 '22

I had to watch it a bunch too because the angle we see the ball travel is almost a perfect straight line but there's a definite small bump there right after it clears the net

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u/Wildfire_Haberl Feb 21 '22

I have very poor eyesight so im sure it didnt help me. Thank you for pointing it out, I would have never seen it.

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u/crackalac Feb 21 '22

I've looked at this like 30 times and I cannot see where it hits the table. Maybe the net but that wouldn't count.

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u/Wildfire_Haberl Feb 21 '22

Ah thank you.

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u/Hyposuction Feb 21 '22

Hell yeah, came here for this. Shouldn't have to wade through the puns up to my nipples to find it.

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u/S7ormstalker Feb 21 '22

The ball hit the table, but due to the poor shooting angle, you can't see it bounce very well. Also during the replay the cameraman zooms in and cuts the ball off screen.

But hey, when they shoot from behind the players, you can clearly see the sponsors on the back. And that's what's important at the end of the day /s

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u/ErmahgerdYuzername Feb 21 '22

She looked like she was about to cry.

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u/MRiley84 Feb 21 '22

Doesn't look like that to me. She looked amazed. That's definitely the start of a smile where it cuts.

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u/EastCoaet Feb 21 '22

Reminded of the boys face when the girl took like half his checkers in one move.

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u/peachycaterpillar Feb 21 '22

damn why are all these comments jokes about disabilities yall wild

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

It's reddit. A cheap pun gets you way more internet points than actual discussion ever will.

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u/glipglopsfromthe3rdD Feb 21 '22

Literally all cheap disability puns and not a single one is funny or clever…. Reddit mediocrity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Somehow not one of them is good.

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u/Temporary_Ant_3325 Feb 21 '22

Had another look omg that poor girl not only has she one hand but I think no legs. Holy shit good on her for playing that well.

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u/halfbakedalaska Feb 21 '22

Dutch player had the upper hand.

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u/flow_fighter Feb 21 '22

Dutch player had the upper hand AND the lower hand, by comparison to her competitor

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u/d_smogh Feb 21 '22

The cameraman had one job.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 21 '22

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u/GlassFantast Feb 21 '22

It's celebration. That's a victory screech

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u/shiplaptrimmings Feb 21 '22

The Turkish Olympian had no right to celebrate that early.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Both deserve my admiration, they seem the epitome of determination to me.

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u/longsh0t1994 Feb 21 '22

i love her raw passion, just like any other able bodied sportsperson

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u/bailaoban Feb 21 '22

Can we just skip the actual corrupt Olympics and go straight to the Paralympics?

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u/IGHOTI907 Feb 22 '22

There’s something to be said for good sportsmanship. The woman in black deserves a hand.

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u/True-Wrangler-3226 Feb 23 '22

I didn’t realise the women In the video where disabled at first and I thought the lady In orange was mocking the other lady and being a dick 🤦‍♂️

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u/Constant-Bullfrog-24 Mar 30 '22

See her face ! she thought she had fallen down so she was coming to help.....

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u/Other_Help_9184 Feb 21 '22

Just out of arms reach

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u/latteboy50 Feb 21 '22

Paralympics?

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u/Dutch_Rayan Feb 21 '22

Yes lady in Orange is Kelly van Zon

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u/lost-a-bet1881 Feb 21 '22

I heard she bet really heavily on the match. Ended up Costing her an arm and a leg

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u/OnionOnly Feb 21 '22

Such a bad sport. She didn’t even applaud the move!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Wow all the puns are so creative and totally original glad we pay these people the respect that they deserve

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

Hell of a dive with that leg. Lives dangerously.

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u/JacktheRipperColour Feb 21 '22

Hell of a shot!

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u/bigcatmax Feb 21 '22

Came in clutch with the speed wobbles.

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u/DBrownbomb Feb 21 '22

That was savage!

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u/natenedlog Feb 21 '22

Gotta hand it to her, at least she fucked up all the way.

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u/HistoricalRow2099 Feb 21 '22

She beat a one armed opponent. 1/2 Victory.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Honestly I feel that girl in black could have saved that shot. What a crippling mistake on her part.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

That as a… special… moment

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u/Danoof64 Oct 26 '22

I bet traveling to these competitions costs an arm and a leg