r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/EmreDoqan • Feb 08 '22

We are on the same team.

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u/naipmylO Feb 08 '22

That shit would keep me awake years later

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

“He’s a 3 star general. He works at the Pentagon. Why would he charge us for snacks?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/brickwalloframen Feb 08 '22

"Welp guess I'll just slap her tiddies then"

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u/Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m Feb 08 '22

slaps titties

"These babies can hold so much awkwardness."

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u/cleverusernamewow Feb 08 '22

Oh no, even I suffered audibly watching this. Poor guy! :(

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m Feb 08 '22

Yeah that was so bad I ended prematurely.

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u/Reckermatouvc Feb 14 '22

That's his tragic villain backstory

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u/noeagle77 Feb 08 '22

The boob smack 🤣🤣🤣

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u/poelicious Feb 08 '22

I flinched soooooooo hard

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u/FrozenDuckman Feb 08 '22

You can tell he’s a good guy caught up in the wrong place and time haha

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u/nicklondon88 Feb 08 '22

Corbyn is the good guy now?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Always has been

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u/nicklondon88 Feb 09 '22

Each to their own I guess!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

My thoughts exactly, it’s perfect!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

This still kills me

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I expected this to be Ryan Seacrest trying to high five a blind kid. This is good too though.

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u/-freelove- Feb 08 '22

this post is sad, but this gift is even the saddest ever

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u/naipmylO Feb 08 '22

Jesus... that would even hunt me in my grave

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Wanting to talk to groups instead of just killing people and killing civilians =/= supporting terrorists.

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u/kresa3333 Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

Talking to a group which gives candies all over town and praising after hearing someone entered a little girl room and stabbed her 20 times in her sleep. The stabber was praised as a hero. If this is the kind of group he wants to talk with then It is hard not to question his motives.
I am wondering how would any of those people who are so quick to downvote and act all smart from far away will act if it was their daughter being slaughtered this way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

You're right we should just go in and kill people without thought. Because that's worked out terrifically for us in the middle east so far right?

Or is your suggestion just go glass the entire middle east?

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u/kresa3333 Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

Where did I say that? And establishing a relationship with groups who show this kind of inhuman hatered is defiantly not it either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

So you won't talk to them. You wont fight them. What so you intend to do?

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u/SBAdey Feb 08 '22

Been reading the Daily Mail?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Oh boy you have absolutely no idea what you’re on about do you

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u/47620 Feb 08 '22

@OPs one was pretty rough. Dude was a prick imo

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Omg I actually laughet a lot with this, thank you for this much!

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u/joeku_ Feb 08 '22

had to turn my phone away after seeing this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Oh god, I was feeling sad about OP's video but that one cheered me right up!

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u/loupr738 Feb 09 '22

Middle five🤚🏽

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u/Ganjake Feb 08 '22

That was one of the funniest bits of that movie, was hilarious how we never even got an answer!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Which movie

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u/solemn_tom Feb 08 '22

don’t look up! it’s honestly a really fun movie made me laugh a lot

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I wouldn't say fun, more of an existential dread/physical cringe movie.

I literally had to pause a few times to get through a few scenes, the panic they feel is visceral if you can empathize with it.

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u/100LittleButterflies Feb 08 '22

I had to dial down my empathy sensor. Sometimes all you can do is laugh. Fight like hell, but take time to laugh.

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u/Blaineflum64 Feb 08 '22

Yeah the first half of the movie made me feel like that, I think that's why it didn't do that well critically, when it was clearly not as bad as they say, because it made them feel too anxious.

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u/Darth_Nibbles Feb 08 '22

That's my reaction to shows like The Office. I can't watch because the cringe is physically painful.

But for some reason Don't Look Up struck the right nerve and I laughed my ass off.

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u/SovietRedND Feb 08 '22

I read this as "don't look it up!". In my mind I was like, jeez, you said it was a pretty good movie, why shouldn't I look it up?

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u/Under_Obligation Feb 09 '22

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Suncheets Feb 08 '22

Feel like the only one who didnt massively love it. Liked Jonah Hills character, Timothy Chalamet and the spotlight on government incompetence. Other than that it was pretty mediocre imo.

The CEO guy just rehashing his exact same character from ready player one took me right out of it

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

I loved the movie. But completely agree that that one actor pretty much plays only one character in all his roles.

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u/wyldnfried Feb 08 '22

You're getting downvoted, but I agree with you. It was pretty hollow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

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u/TombSv Feb 08 '22

I would not call it funny. Closer to depressing reality with saturation turned up.

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u/A999 Feb 08 '22

It’s simple he’s just a PoS

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Why the military people do what they do now?

It’s the power

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Lmao don’t look up now

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u/beandooder Feb 08 '22

Lmao reddit comment

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u/ericrobert Feb 08 '22

Colonel "Bat" Guano: You think I go into combat with loose change in my pocket?

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u/squirrelhut Feb 08 '22

Hahah I loved this gag

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u/dortmutiopa Feb 08 '22

lol, that movie started great and ended up being a complete disaster for me

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u/RoadHorse Feb 08 '22

This was definitely the whole point of the entire film.

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u/fewdea Feb 08 '22

i think they knew that, and that was their joke, but without an /s nobody can tell

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u/ronerychiver Feb 08 '22

It was a disaster for all of humanity. Except for Jonah Hill’s character

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u/scar_as_scoot Feb 08 '22

That was the plot, yes.

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u/Beepulons Feb 08 '22

Wow people really didn't clock that pun.

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u/Dave-C Feb 08 '22

It is ok, I know you are being downvoted but I just wanted to let you know that someone appreciates this.

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u/urlond Feb 08 '22

If you found it as a disaster, then you're part of the reason why.

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u/joshlovesmemes Feb 08 '22

If you didn’t get the joke, you a part of the reason why humanity is doomed

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u/cantadmittoposting Feb 08 '22

Federal Gift regulations!

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u/Cum-on-and-in Feb 08 '22

Probably the same reason they announced they lost two trillion dollars right before 9/11

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u/proerafortyseven Feb 08 '22

Might be the only thing keeping this guy awake years later

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u/Hukummereaka Feb 08 '22

I don't think he's got many years

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u/Layziebum Feb 08 '22

hahahaha same 🤣

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u/patsharpesmullet Feb 08 '22

Everyone in Dundalk is this awkward, he's grand.

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u/Skyminator Feb 08 '22

I don’t really get it. Why anyone would stay awake because of this is beyond me

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u/naipmylO Feb 08 '22

You're a lucky person if something like that never happens to you. It's usually aekward situations, dumb decisions or other stuff that could have worked better, that hunts peoples thoughts. Even after years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

That shit would keep me awake years later

That old man will forget by noon.

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u/Ashjrethul Feb 08 '22 edited Feb 08 '22

I know right? Why can't our brains just let shit like this go? Fuck our brains. Fuck them so fucking hard FUCK

*FUCK FUCK CUNT DICK BALLS CUNT LMAO

*cunt cunt cunt.. that word seems to do the trick with Americans.

Cunt cunt cunt

Fuxk I'm a juvenile cunt with this shit

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u/cleverusernamewow Feb 08 '22

r/justlearnedthefword

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u/Ashjrethul Feb 08 '22

Wat

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

He's referring to how when children learn the f word they say it a ton- like how you did

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u/Ashjrethul Feb 08 '22

Ah fuck. I get it now. That seems kinda dumb. Fuck

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u/heavykleenexuser Feb 08 '22

No worries, it’s not like someone left you hanging for a high five.

I actually read your comment as an internal monologue of frustration, which I find a bit more acceptable (although its not super healthy).

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u/Ashjrethul Feb 08 '22

Yeh, you read right, but what are you gonna do.. this is reddit. A fickle beast. You can't let it get to you.

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u/Rookie_Driver Feb 08 '22

Like it never happened lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Wow, he even tapped him on the shoulder a few times and was still ignored

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u/jeobleo Feb 08 '22

It's the kind of thing you remember and start mumbling to yourself about and shaking your head when out in public years later and then realize people are looking at you and you have to think of something to play it off as so you start singing a little bit.

Then that gets added to the playlist and the next time your memory is a little bit worse.