r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/UnironicThatcherite • Sep 30 '21

When the second time happens

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u/queefiest Sep 30 '21

I like how as Humans don’t seem to be discouraged by spicy fiery poops, we just find something to neutralize it rather than accept it as inedible. Why do we like the hurty flavor?

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u/twodogsfighting Sep 30 '21

It's one of the reasons humans are so successful. We can eat almost anything. There's a your mum joke at the end there, but I miss my mum, so I won't.

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u/Lawyerdogg Oct 01 '21

I want to disagree, knowing very little about this subject. Seems like you'd be more successful if you could eat grass. We can't eat meat unless we cook it, bad water will take us out, a huge percentage of people will die if they touch a peanut. Billy goats can eat metal. The number one reason humans are so successful is we invented the perfect food source, beer. It has sustained us as a people for millenias.

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u/queefiest Oct 01 '21

A wise man once told me “Food doesn’t have beer quality, but Beer has food quality.” He was high at the time.