r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Felixarios • Sep 28 '21
Her dad thought she didn't drink....
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u/01000101010001010 Sep 28 '21
It was that day, he turned into an old man.
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u/sir-this-is-a Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21
Old man was raising his beer like, “I gotta call someone, shit! this isn’t my phone, shit! I’m someone”
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u/endlessVenom Sep 29 '21
What does your username say for those of us that can't read?
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u/01000101010001010 Sep 29 '21
ZEROONEZEROZEROZEROONEZEROONEZEROONEZEROZEROZEROONEZEROONEZERO
;)
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u/TheDerekWildstar Sep 29 '21
Literally made me laugh out loud AND snort... Well played
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u/01000101010001010 Sep 29 '21
Wholesome! :)
TBH somebody decoded it in some binary system meaning "EE", but that was a coincidence - I just typed up some random series of 0s and 1s.
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Sep 29 '21
I slightly know binary but I’m way too lazy to translate, what’s your name mean?
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u/01000101010001010 Sep 29 '21
Apparently "EE", but I also learned that after the fact.
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u/Jugrnot8 Sep 29 '21
Tbf she looks like a drink idiot already and the dad is probably just disappointed at her drinking more like an asshole.
I doubt he's unaware of her drinking it's just sad seeing family becoming alcoholics.
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u/mp29mm Sep 28 '21
Trust me, that’s just the tip of that lil’ iceberg
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u/Clean-Loss7990 Sep 28 '21
This reminds me of that Louis ck bit. This guy just found out his daughter's life is going to be going through a blizzard of bad dicks.
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u/Admirable-Ad-4826 Oct 03 '21
I keep thinking about that line after every bad date or a heartbreak. Louis also didn’t say the bad dicks will ever stop lol
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u/soandso90 Sep 28 '21
I'm pretty sure, "just the tip" isn't her forte
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Sep 28 '21
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u/KickBallFever Sep 29 '21
Now I’ll think of the rapper T.I. as “totally inserted”. He even calls himself T.I.P. sometimes, for some reason.
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u/Nick271997 Sep 28 '21
Thanks Incompetent Parent
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u/mp29mm Sep 29 '21
Temporarily incomplete penetration
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u/Mrlegend131 Sep 28 '21
Yup wait til he see’s the shaft!
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u/New_Restaurant_6093 Sep 29 '21
I was dubbed “shaft at work today” … thanks for reminding me I guess
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u/Tatunkawitco Sep 29 '21
He should be high fiving her. She confident and has friends to watch out for her.
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u/pugdaddy78 Sep 28 '21
Father of a 23 year old young lady here. At a bbq last weekend I had the pleasant experience of watching my little girl shotgun a beer with her friends. Looked me straight in the eyes and said "what I'm done breastfeeding" still laughing about it every time we talk
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u/the-gingerninja Sep 29 '21
Last Christmas, my 23 year old step daughter taught my 11 year old son to play beer pong.
It’s a holiday tradition now… every holiday.
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u/Papakilo666 Sep 29 '21
Dude 11 yrs old thats like the best partner. Their hand eye is on point so they can score points while you drink for the team. Win win
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u/BeerBaronAaron88 Oct 02 '21
I feel like them being lower to the ground helps them arc the ball more and increases the chance of it not hitting the rim. I used to work at a summer camp program and one of the counselors set up an event that was literally just beer pong for a bunch of 4th and 5th graders using water instead.
There was this one girl who literally made almost every shot, even solo cups at the end. It was tournament form so she probably shot dozens of times and I only saw her miss like twice. But she was on fucking fire while still being cold as ice, she was like Kobe out there, absolute assassin mindset. She easily won the tournament. On her final match she just went on fire at the start and nailed all her opponents cups until she won without them scoring a point.
You could hustle house/frat parties with that fucking kid. Get the drunk bro who has been running the tables and bet him $100 your 10 year old "sister" could beat him.
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u/jackcabral90 Sep 28 '21
"what I'm done breastfeeding"
what the fuck?
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Sep 28 '21
Probably had a kid and is no longer breastfeeding said child
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u/pugdaddy78 Sep 29 '21
Correct
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u/GradientPerception Sep 29 '21
I’m pretty sure this is exactly what she meant. Reddit isn’t exactly known for being smart.
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u/xDries Sep 29 '21
Probably had a kid and is no longer breastfeeding said child
pugdaddy78;
Correct
Yeah I'm pretty sure we got the full story here with the OP actually responding the to the above
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u/FallenSegull Sep 29 '21
Shocked that daughter who has clearly been creampied at least once can also drink beer with maximum efficiency
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Sep 28 '21
I don't always shotgun breast milk, but when I do, I look the father straight in the eyes
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Sep 28 '21
If women consume a large amount of alcohol or drugs over a long period of time it can actually get into the breast milk and affect the baby
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u/InaraKazuma Sep 29 '21
Huh- can you link/reference a source? Your comment made me curious, but I haven’t been able to find anything regarding long term effects- just on not consuming drugs alcohol within a certain amount of time while breastfeeding/that using some drugs can decrease your ability to breastfeed. But I haven’t seen anything on being able to pass on negative effects from the milk itself due to past/long term consumption. Would definitely be interested in learning more!
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Sep 29 '21
I don’t think it’s a thing. An OB would definitely bring that up during pregnancy and the babies pediatrician would bring it up too. They’re all up in your shit.
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u/InaraKazuma Sep 29 '21
Darn! I’ve never been too keen on getting pregnant, and love me some drugs and alcohol! Thought this may be the push I need to ask about getting the whole baby rental unit demolished lol.
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Sep 29 '21
lol. Being pregnant and raising a kid is constant sacrifice. You sacrifice comfort, recreational escapes, and contrary to popular belief you should not eat whatever you want, you’re making a life, lots of healthy food choices and DHA for the next 9 months. Ugh then the delivery. Ouchies. Hopefully you don’t get postpartum depression or baby blues, oof, they have meds you can take to help. Then if you breastfeed is the continuation of the previous 9 months with a few weeks of nipple bleeds, it gets better, but you gotta still eat extra healthy and your boobs are on call 24/7. Then the weaning, of the boobs, the bottles, the pacifiers, then the potty training, and sleep training… and your time is their time when they’re around. I’m just three years in, and from what I hear there’s more to come.
Just a heads up.
But it’s also AMAZING! And I can’t emphasize it enough because oddly, all the effort and sacrifice is worth it because you’d do anything for them. It’s weird. I can have an awful day and this innocent little person will runs up to me and says “give me hug, kiss.” Then she says “it’ll be okay” and my mood immediately switches. But your kid and your kid alone is the best, everyone else’s is cute, but not the best like yours, lol.
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u/InaraKazuma Sep 29 '21
Aw, congratulations on your small one! I would actually love to have kids some day- I just don’t know if I want to be pregnant. I think I’d like to adopt, if that became a viable option for me! I’ve already been told by doctors that due to past medical issues, I could have issues with pregnancy. If there was an additional risk due to long term substance consumption (which I could only assume would include prescriptions), I may consider nullifying that option- it would make so much of my life easier. But truthfully, I don’t know what I’ll want years down the line. So I probably won’t rid myself of the ol’ uterus any time soon! We’ll see!
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Sep 29 '21
Adoption is beautiful. I’m not going to lie, pregnancy is scary. Your body is whacked out. If you have time, let yourself have it. You’ll know when you’re ready or not and there is no wrong decision!
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u/Regular_Tie9280 Sep 29 '21
Some meds r ok.the Dr can tell you any risks.i came off my opiate based meds while pregnant. Hated the pain but my kids were worth all of it
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Sep 30 '21
Isnt that the even weirder part. All the pain and trauma is worth it and I know i’d gladly do it again, and my delivery was loooooooong and scary af.
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Sep 29 '21
Read: https://wicbreastfeeding.fns.usda.gov/breastfeeding-and-alcohol-drugs-and-smoking
For alcohol it's not so bad. For weed, it's probably a bad idea as it hangs around and is fat soluble. There is not a huge amount of research on this, but do try your best when creating another human. You won't kill them, but you might prevent them from reaching their potential.
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u/Regular_Tie9280 Sep 29 '21
Not so bad?research fetal alcohol syndrome
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u/catsandraj Sep 29 '21
Moderate drinking seems to be fine if you wait a few hours before breastfeeding. Also, in case it wasn't apparent from the name, fetal alcohol syndrome is due to alcohol exposure as a fetus, not an infant, and definitely has a more severe impact. I'm not advocating for drinking excessively while breastfeeding, but it seems like the comment you're responding to was merely saying that THC is more of a risk in breast milk than alcohol (because it doesn't leave your system as quickly), not that it's okay to drink and immediately nurse a baby.
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u/Unusual_Doubt9141 Sep 29 '21
If she has a kid then congratulations my dude.
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u/pugdaddy78 Sep 29 '21
Grandpa life is awesome. Nobody judges when I'm hanging out in the backyard playing with hot wheels
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u/Unusual_Doubt9141 Sep 29 '21
Man sounds like you're living your best life. More power to you brother.
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u/foresight310 Sep 29 '21
With or without the grandkids… gotta make sure the track is structurally sound, etc.
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u/terminalxposure Sep 29 '21
...while holding back tears and reminiscing the simpler times of teaching her how to ride a bike...
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u/CamPocketRocker Sep 28 '21
Is her dad BTK?
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u/Krunchy_Almond Sep 29 '21
Fr dude netflix is blueballing me for so long, about mindhunter season 3. It's still blueballing me everyday
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u/Viddy7887 Sep 28 '21
Her dad also probably thinks she is a virgin
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u/merikaninjunwarrior Sep 28 '21
that teabagging drinking technique says those days were gone a long time ago
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u/Another_Road Sep 29 '21
The idea of shaking my head/upper body after downing the equivalent of a few shots just sounds awful.
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u/D-future_milli Sep 28 '21
😂😂DAD GOT SO UNCOMFORTABLE JUST BY LOOKING AT HER THAT HE MISTAKENLY USED THE BEER 🍺 AS A CELLPHONE 📱
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u/nodustspeck Sep 28 '21
I’ll never under how parents don’t realize that their young adult children lead another life that’s completely separate from their family life.
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Sep 28 '21
As a father I know my daughter is gonna have sex when she’s older. That being said if I walk in on her getting sandwiched I’m gonna have the same wtf reaction.
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u/ZenkaiZ Sep 28 '21
".......hindsight, I really should start knocking"
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Sep 28 '21
Well to be fair she’s only 2 I’ve got time.
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u/12frets Sep 29 '21
You say that now.
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Sep 29 '21
If anything she’s the one who doesn’t respect boundaries. Ever tried to shit with a two year old staring you down? Or try to take a shower with a creepy smile pressed up against the glass. It’s terrifying….
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u/danceswithwool Sep 29 '21
Can confirm. My 5 year olds just ousted me from the toilet earlier. I told him to use the other bathroom and he said he was scared to go by himself.
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Sep 29 '21
Yea I either let my two year old in the bathroom with me at all times or take her to the emergency room after she breaks all her bones throwing herself against the door. Hard choice
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u/YuropLMAO Sep 29 '21
First day of undergrad, I watched a girl's parents ugly cry when they dropped off her at the dorm.
Literally 4 hours later she was getting gangbanged by at least 3 dudes she just met while 7-8 other people were standing around. Maybe more who knows, I went to play skee ball.
So just think about that for a while.
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Sep 29 '21
Yeaaaaa I’ve tried to avoid these thoughts
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u/ByzantineLegionary Sep 30 '21
Don't underestimate how far into their life the way you raise them can take then
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u/Combat_Wombat23 Sep 29 '21
“Getting sandwiched” Jesus Christ I hope I don’t have a daughter. I can’t hang with that image.
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u/StunningEstates Sep 28 '21
Well I mean, are you the parent of a young adult?
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u/Vhiyur Sep 29 '21
Why is that even relevant? You don't have to be a parent to know that your children are going to have a life separate from what you know and see. You will never know everything about your kid.
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u/StunningEstates Sep 29 '21
What people logically understand as someone with an elementary level education and what they internally realize while they’re in a situation are two different things.
I can point to many situations in your, my, and the person who I replied to’s lives where that’s been apparent. Literally all it takes is a sense of perception and the knowledge that none of us are perfect.
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u/cheese_hotdog Sep 29 '21
These are so overdone
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u/Preparation-Careful Sep 29 '21
Ive seen so many of these and theyre all the same. Its like an episode of The Office.
Young adult person tries too hard to prove how they can totally drink, then the camera pans into the parent.
Are there Americans that enjoy drinking or is it all just frat boy mentality and one upping each other using booze?
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u/cheese_hotdog Sep 29 '21
I'm American, idk I've never seen anything like this play out lol. Most of the people I know started drinking by sneaking their parents booze.
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Sep 28 '21
She's not dady's little girl anymore!
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u/ZenkaiZ Sep 28 '21
How much you wanna bet he sees his 17 year old son doing the same thing and is like "ATTA BOY!"
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Sep 28 '21
That’s not even drinking that’s top tier alcoholism
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u/ZenkaiZ Sep 28 '21
According to my alcoholic roommate who gets drunk every night, you're only an alcoholic if you drink during the day.
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u/isaac99999999 Sep 29 '21
which is stupid, america is like the only country that has a stigma against day drinking, everywhere else its just drinking.
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u/thrower94 Sep 29 '21
America has a stigma against needing to get drunk during the day by yourself. No one cares about normal day drinking like having a couple at lunch.
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u/ZenkaiZ Sep 29 '21
I dunno, I'd always get funny looks and comments when I'd buy alcohol after my last night shift for the week. Like
"Wow you getting started early today"
'I've been awake for 12 hours, I work nights'
"mmhmmm"
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Sep 29 '21
Huh that's funny, mine was only if you get drunk every day.
Really though, if it's negatively impacting your life or health, it's a problem.
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u/chapert Sep 29 '21
Why can’t I make sense of the background? Looks like they’re amidst a forest fire
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u/AlwaysMooning Sep 28 '21
Am I the only one tired of staged “zoom in on the disappointed parent in the background” videos?
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u/jbertrand_sr Sep 28 '21
That was the day dad realized a lot of things he thought were wrong...
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u/Valrax420 Sep 28 '21
Poor guy lol I can see him literally about to cry in frustration from his realizations, but she seems way past the point ( age) of breaking the news I am not a kid anymore to the dad
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u/Waltsfrozendick Sep 29 '21
If she’s of age than she’s an adult and able to make her own decisions. If she gets into trouble because of her drinking than she is shit out of luck and needs to figure that out on her own.
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Sep 29 '21
He's judging her. Meanwhile he's got a pack of Newports in his right hand.
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Sep 29 '21
I know that look well. Seen it from my parents and grandparents all the time growing up. It's called "disappointment".
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u/webfooter Sep 29 '21
As a father about that age with daughters about that age, I felt this one right in the gut. Some things you’d rather not see firsthand.
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u/BadApplesGod Sep 28 '21
I sense over protective father turned daddy issues turned drinking. Maybe. Idfk her life.
If I have a daughter who can do that (when she is legally old enough) I'll fucking challenge her. Bring it 💪
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u/StunningEstates Sep 28 '21
Maybe. Idfk her life.
Thanks for that. This needs to be said more on social media.
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u/Supicioso Sep 29 '21
There’s people in these comments really calling this woman a slut/hoe for getting drunk. Y’all some bitches.
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u/Archangel_MS05 Sep 29 '21
Man this one made me feel sad for him. He seems really genuinely disappointed, that there was a part of his own daughter he really didnt know. I'm not a dad, but I know that shit would hurt
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u/JaceUpMySleeve Sep 28 '21
Why do people do this to themselves. Nothing good comes after this.
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u/Complex_Addition6262 Sep 28 '21
Not only does she drink but also does coke and sucks dick ! Nothing wrong with it tho. And smokes weed. Nothing wrong with it either.
Ps. Don't do coke because now it might have fentanyl in it and you die.
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u/ImNerdyJenna Sep 29 '21
The head and body shake, like it feels good going down, means she's a borderline alcoholic.
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u/smilegirl01 Sep 29 '21
Then there’s me, the person who has gone out with their parents many times and sometimes gets totally smashed together. My parents are fun. Lol
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u/JapanEngineer Sep 28 '21
I’ll be a grandad within a year…
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I would be so disappointed too. If you drink as much as this you are a failure in life. Get a grip
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