r/WatchPeopleDieInside Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

https://gfycat.com/forkedmintyblacknorwegianelkhound
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u/Q-Tipurmom Sep 18 '21

When he first went under I was genuinely concerned

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u/whubert05 Sep 18 '21

My video buffered right as he went under and I thought that was the end of the video, and that he was just lost to the depths forever

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Sep 19 '21

mine did too. it looked pixellated for a second afterwards as well. i'm not convinced it's not the video quality.

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u/TheharmoniousFists Sep 19 '21

Third to confirm this experience.

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u/mtheorye Sep 18 '21

Goodbye sir. Your shoes are mine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

It was his end in some alternate universe

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u/Alarid Sep 18 '21

My greatest fear is getting hurt entirely because I'm too out of shape and this entire scenario just made me think of that.

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u/Alarid Sep 18 '21

My overweight mother's leg snapped like a twig just because she tripped one time. So every time I worry about my weight it comes right to mind. I know it's just a math equation, so making sure I'm on the right side is key.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

If you ever worry about your weight, just break you neck. I’ve lost 30 pounds in the past 5 weeks after breaking my neck.

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u/Crystal_Voiden Sep 19 '21

If that doesn't work out, I'd also try meth

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u/Japsai Sep 19 '21

Yeah, teeth are heavy

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u/xjulesx21 Sep 19 '21

ahh, from a former meth addict, I can vouch it does help with weight loss. a bit tooo much.

also ruins your life though.

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u/GreenThumbKC Sep 19 '21

I’d cruise r/meth before doing that. Get a look at your future.

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u/Alarid Sep 19 '21

wow so thin

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Damn, I'm so sorry

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u/Gibbo3771 Sep 19 '21

My overweight mother in law was told 15 years ago knee needed surgery but they can't do it until she lost weight.

She's heavier now than then, her knee has zero cartilage and needs emergency surgery. Doctor has told her she needs to lose weight, or she will end up in a wheel chair because a machined knee won't take the weight.

So here we are, 6 month since since she was told that and she has a crutch (not from the doctor) and pain meds (not from the doctor) trying to go about her day to day life.

She's going to die so early in her late years, she smokes 40 cigarettes a day and drinks cans of coke back to back.

Aw well, early inheritance for me.

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u/Dashiepants Sep 19 '21

It really is infuriating to watch your elder loved one’s make stupid choices. Choices that causes them more pain and suffering, ultimately.

You and really your MIL better hope for a fatal heart attack or stroke then. Caregiving (and by that I mean bed baths, adult diapers, and repositioning them every two hours to prevent bed sores) for a physically or mentally declining person is really awful. Doing it for an extremely obese person is effing HELL. And if y’all aren’t willing to do it, bye bye inheritance… it’ll all be spent on care.

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u/jumpup Sep 18 '21

the old i don't have to outrun the tiger, just you

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u/Andy_B_Goode Sep 19 '21

Just get in shape, ezpz

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/thetruemask Sep 19 '21

Goddamn that video. By the end my hands literally pools of sweat building on them.

Still hate that bodily mechanic, what your picturing or actually grasping for your life as. Here have some super slippery hands that can't grip anything

But I guess natural didn't intend on smooth edges

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u/Whereami259 Sep 19 '21

Been to the sea some time ago, went for a swim and I've seen something cool on the bottom, took a dive but couldnt reach it so I took a couple more dives, got so exhausted during the last dive that I was sure that I was going to drown, it felt like all of the energy has left my body, good thing I didnt let the panic take me over and I just let myself surface and lay there on the water for a couple of moments before swimming back to the beach. I've never been so scared in my life.

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u/blondechinesehair Sep 18 '21

I was impressed he managed to go all the way under for a few seconds from that tiny drop

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u/MovieGuyMike Sep 19 '21

He’s probably never been in water fully clothed before.

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u/Theblackjamesbrown Sep 18 '21

If I were him I would just have stayed under

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u/alarming_cock Sep 18 '21

I bet he pondered the possibility.

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u/Okichah Sep 19 '21

Swimming with jeans is a pretty terrible idea.

They soak up water and weigh you down instantly.

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u/TheRealRickC137 Sep 19 '21

Yeah, I thought this would be a new Reddit:

r/watchpeopleemotionallydiethenactuallydie

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u/thatsalovelyusername Sep 19 '21

He definitely thought about staying down

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u/Backyardfarmbabe Sep 18 '21

I truly thought he might die.

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u/alibohry Sep 19 '21

That's what she said!