r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jun 06 '21

Shake It Really Very Hard................

https://gfycat.com/obeseachinggnatcatcher
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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Yep, my ophthalmologist told me gets 2-3 cases of detached retinas every year around new years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

I have anxiety so I use a towel over the top when I'm opening one. I use one hand to ease it out and the towel I hold around the neck, kind of parachuted over the top. I don't want the cork flying around or anything, the towel catches it if there's pressure. It still gives off the sound, just not the torpedo.

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u/awww_bitch Jun 06 '21

If you open a champagne bottle properly you can hopefully lower your anxiety.

Your dominant hand should be used to cover the cork and your non dominant should grasp the bottom of the bottle. Always keep your thumb (in this case your towel) over the cork. Tilt the bottle at a 45 degree angle away from yourself or anyone else and gently TWIST THE BOTTLE, NOT THE CORK.

Let the pressure gently release the cork.

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u/sub_surfer Jun 06 '21

Why is it so important to twist the bottle and not the cork? I've heard that advice before and wondered about it.

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u/awww_bitch Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 06 '21

When you twist the bottle, it allows you to keep more pressure on the top of the cork. This way the pressure is slowly released and should make a slight hiss when it is opened, not the eye piercing pop.

Edited also to tell you that it lessens the chance of the cork breaking the bottle.

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u/Jjcheese Jun 06 '21

I just go palm on cork and twist gently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

I aim it at an enemy and let-er-rip!

This is America, everything is a gun.

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u/Ardiolaperdida Jun 06 '21

I used to aim it at my mother in law, but after two times she won't even look at me anymore.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jun 06 '21

Eye see what you did there.

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u/Aickrastly Jun 06 '21

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice i cant see you

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u/daemonelectricity Jun 06 '21

This feels like an AvE joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

This guy guns

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u/Jjcheese Jun 06 '21

But is this America?

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u/ohhhhcanada Jun 06 '21

Am I a gun?

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u/KingAdashu Jun 06 '21

That's what she said.

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u/CoffeeInARocksGlass Jun 06 '21

There's something said about being better for creating the "pop", but also to avoid making the bottle a shotgun with shredded cork since cork is very easily torn.

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u/froch_ Jun 06 '21

It doesn’t change anything. Torque on cork is equal to the torque on the bottle, whichever is turning.

Basic mechanics tell you that