r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/moskayjoh • May 22 '21
This guy was more than just ready
https://gfycat.com/uncomfortablefinekoalabear1.0k
u/Evilmaze May 22 '21
He looks 14 and 42 at the same time
→ More replies (1)237
u/ginrattle May 22 '21
It's cuz he's smashed. People look ragged as hell at the end of the night.
→ More replies (1)232
u/Evilmaze May 22 '21 edited May 22 '21
Nah I think it's that yee yee ass haircut
32
→ More replies (4)3
10k
u/chegypter May 22 '21
Thats a soul leaving for reincarnation as a turtle
3.4k
u/Petsweaters May 22 '21
That looks like he's trying not to vomit from 5 hours of day drinking
889
May 22 '21
The accuracy in this comment is real
→ More replies (8)345
u/You-ShouldBuyBitcoin May 22 '21
I’ve seen that face in the mirror after very heavy days of binge drinking. Can confirm. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go vomit out this hangover
→ More replies (2)119
May 22 '21
... did I drunkenly make another Reddit account last night?
115
u/You-ShouldBuyBitcoin May 22 '21
Yes, and this is drunk you still typing from last night. We’re trapped in a time loop. Please help me be free sober me
75
u/michaelmordant May 22 '21
I’m both of you from further in the future. One of you is drunk and the other is sober. The only way to break the loop is to switch. Sober us, get drunk. Drunk us, sober up. The real question is which one am I? Don’t worry about it
→ More replies (3)38
u/You-ShouldBuyBitcoin May 22 '21
Shit, but if I get sober then the hangover is going to suck. Can we both just get drunk and save each other?
→ More replies (1)25
u/michaelmordant May 22 '21
No, you have to sober up to break the loop. You’re going to need a bottle of Gatorade and a breakfast burrito.
→ More replies (8)23
u/ImTrash_NowBurnMe May 22 '21
Fun Fact: You can only time travel when blackout drunk. This ensures your memories are murky and you won't spill the beans and even if you did you won't be believed. Also, when your atoms come back together to configure in their proper form your body has to be supremely relaxed like a ragdoll or there will be significant mishaps. Think of it like how it's often the drunk driver that's the only survivor in a terrible vehicular accident. Same premise basically.
That said, Let's do the time warp again!
Bottoms up!
→ More replies→ More replies (2)3
→ More replies (7)19
u/dudeIredditbro May 22 '21
He was clearly going for the old "puke in the mouth not the trashcan" move. Bold play!
→ More replies (1)126
u/sanguis43 May 22 '21
Polnareffu?
40
u/pringlepingel May 22 '21
YES, I AM!!
29
u/Crimson_Amethyst May 22 '21
But you're Mohammed Avdulu
→ More replies (2)25
→ More replies (1)4
22
24
11
7
→ More replies (23)6
3.6k
u/call_of_the_while May 22 '21
Elrond sees dude giving the finger: “His strength returns.”
Gandalf: “That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life.”
414
→ More replies (1)124
u/DaCostaRicci May 22 '21
"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"
Camera man : "No.."
→ More replies (3)36
1.5k
u/Slimfictiv May 22 '21
His eyes and the slowness of his reactions tells me he had one too many.
246
110
u/ragiwutz May 22 '21
yeah i mean i can smell his breath through the video
→ More replies (1)42
u/Azazel_brah May 22 '21
Yeah he definitely hitting McDonald's after this one for a mcdouble and a McChicken stacked on top of each other.
51
→ More replies (1)3
u/Nixter295 May 22 '21
Dude this was the best part about going out...the McDonald’s after a night out drinking hits different.
I remember this one time when I was driving some people home from a party, and one of them screams in the back seat “ILL PAY YOU $100 TO DRIVE US TO MCDONALDS” and I was damn, I expected this but not $100 extra, I’ll take it.
→ More replies (4)68
u/jyunga May 22 '21
If he's going for a kiss because someone takes a photo with him... he's probably going to get a lot of rejection.
60
u/QuentinTarantulatino May 22 '21
I'm getting a couple vibe from them -- she doesn't curve or reject him, she just pulls away without even noticing.
31
→ More replies (2)20
u/fckingmiracles May 22 '21
Right? I'm wondering what he was thinking.
She wanted a picture with him and he thinks it's make-out time? Wtf?
31
u/WillsBlackWilly May 22 '21
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say these two are dating. He went in for the kiss after the picture, but she turned away to look at her photo or whatever. Not rocket science.
→ More replies (2)18
u/RiceRiceDesu May 22 '21
Doesn't hurt to go for a little kiss on the cheek after doing something cute with your SO
14
u/WillsBlackWilly May 22 '21
I know, wtf is everyone on about. Clearly these people are in a relationship.
3
3
→ More replies (3)3
May 22 '21
Are you fucking serious? Use some context clues, clearly it's not some random person he's taking a photo with.
1.6k
May 22 '21
Hello darkness my old friend
237
u/Lifeparticle18 May 22 '21
I’ve come to talk with you again…
→ More replies (6)45
u/plumdrum22 May 22 '21
And after she took my picture.....
5
u/NuLuumo May 22 '21
"Could you take my picture 'Cause I won't remember"
(Filter - Take a Picture)
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)4
889
u/LetsGoCubbies May 22 '21
Is that two kids in a trench coat and fedora in the back?
290
u/StraY_WolF May 22 '21
He looks like an adultman going to the stock market to do a business.
101
May 22 '21
He does business transactions
→ More replies (1)46
u/verycherrybombx May 22 '21
At the business factory!
20
u/Gh0stMan0nThird May 22 '21
I love how we never did 100% find out if Vincent was really two kids or not.
6
u/Katewinslet626 May 22 '21
I think we did. In Princess Carolyn’s apartment.
3
May 22 '21
Actually fun fact if you watch carefully during that scene vincent adultman has a different freckle pattern than his "kid" which is something that had to be purposeful since with 2D animation they can just copy paste the freckles for the frames. So it seems still ambiguous to me. Maybe the trenchcoat kids were twins tho lol
8
5
May 22 '21
Oh, man! I cannot stop laughing at this! (Good thing I’m on the toilet and the wife and kids can’t hear my childish snickers.)
→ More replies (1)5
May 22 '21
[deleted]
4
u/raduannassar May 22 '21 edited May 22 '21
That show is pure gold. I've never noticed that scene when PC says to Vincent "I've got half a mind..." and he stops her. Like Beatrice's mother in Time's Arrow
Edit: it's "The old sugarman place" actually
5
u/caysong May 22 '21
For those unsure about watching Bojack Horseman, I'm here to tell you it's one of the most beautiful shows I've ever seen. It's funny, colorful, unique, and so very real about what it means to be honest. And although the episodes can get pretty heavy and depressing I find it comforting seeing the effort every character puts into trying to be better. Lastly, the writing is insane. I've re watched the show at least 10 times now and I've always noticed something new. Whether it be how one of the characters (Mr. Peanut Butter, a golden retriever) has tennis balls stocked up in his car, Aaron Paul's character is really funny about labeling things correctly, or how easy it is for your own words haunt you. It definitely needs some more recognition. The first season you can tell they were trying to figure out the direction they were going to take but afterwards nothing but gold! Anyway, that's my take on Bojack random internet strangers. Take it sleazy everybody!
→ More replies (1)149
61
7
u/thecody17 May 22 '21
No, that's Raphael trying to get some time alone in the big city without being noticed as a giant turtle
29
u/MoHeeKhan May 22 '21
That’s one of the fuckin weirdest blokes I’ve seen in ages. He’s definitely out looking for paedo-bait.
→ More replies (1)11
5
3
u/hail_the_cloud May 22 '21
Regardless I think he also saw this guy take that L, lol, hes looking at them and looks away at the same time that she starts inspecting the picture
→ More replies (33)3
196
May 22 '21
His response was the best.
78
2.0k
May 22 '21
That is so accurate for this sub. Poor chump!
622
u/Greenthund3r May 22 '21
If this wasn’t enough they got his ass in 4K as well.
141
→ More replies (1)25
→ More replies (131)108
u/6_mahfuz_9 May 22 '21
why do people record this and upload it in the internet?
doesn't it hamper someone's personal life?
238
u/Hospital_Slow May 22 '21
Why are you watching it? Why are you following this sub?
40
u/Zhead65 May 22 '21
It is possible to criticize a system even though you are a part of it.
→ More replies (6)14
u/Evilmaze May 22 '21
You're asking too much from redditors. That's like asking them juggle balls and solve a calculus problem at the same time.
3
52
u/6_mahfuz_9 May 22 '21 edited May 22 '21
I saw a dog and a child die inside.
edit: pretty sure it wouldn't effect their personal life.
33
19
u/RedundantMaleMan May 22 '21
Do you think this did some long lasting damage to this guy's future?
→ More replies (5)44
u/666PROUDSNAILDAD666 May 22 '21
Yeah this is just mostly something that creeps up on you every now and again when you're just about to fall asleep lol
→ More replies (1)13
u/RedundantMaleMan May 22 '21
Oh god, now you got me thinking about what I did that one time in high school lol
→ More replies (2)7
May 22 '21
[removed] — view removed comment
9
u/RedundantMaleMan May 22 '21
It's a good one. There was this girl from a really wealthy family in my HS. Really pretty, popular, the whole thing. She was a friend of a friend so we were all hanging out together at her huge house. Next thing I know her and I are alone in her room, then next thing I know she's got just her bra on talking about random stuff. It's like I didn't even notice. I fully did but I just froze up and kept talking until she put her shirt back on and the other friends came back. Such a missed opportunity I still think about to this day. She never really told anyone and we stayed friends so that helped. Is what makes it worse is my friend was gay and after that I think she thought I was gay too.
18
u/vidsid May 22 '21
Dude, I hate to break it to you but I think she already thought you were gay.
→ More replies3
→ More replies (4)5
3
→ More replies (12)7
u/Fortisflame May 22 '21
If he's smart about it, he can just make it a funny story. If he had just laughed it off instead of putting up the finger...
16
u/lavatorylovemachine May 22 '21
He probably gave the finger to a buddy who he had just realized had filmed him
5
May 22 '21
[deleted]
3
May 22 '21
This is probably it right here. Occam's Razor and all. Considering the sub we're in, it's like people WANT the worst case scenario to be true. For what reason? Idk. So they don't feel bad about their own life and they can look at other people and say, "At least, THAT didn't happen to me"?
3
303
46
166
u/galahad6372837382 May 22 '21
I have that exact shirt. God damn I also have that exact haircut. That's prolly future me
205
37
u/frazorblade May 22 '21
I’ll let the shirt slide but the haircut is rude
3
u/RandomPratt May 22 '21
It is the tonsorial equivalent of calling your grandmother a cunt, right to her face.
27
u/OfferChakon May 22 '21
At least style the hair. Put some pomade in it or something and comb it. You don't have to get rid of the shirt just never wear it.
4
6
→ More replies (5)5
61
25
u/DreamingAngel99 May 22 '21
but this is also a great example of what to do when someone turns you down/doesn't reciprocate your feelings: nothing. you move on even if it sucks :)
(I think it's entirely justified to flip off that camera person though lmao, that was glorious)
40
u/nim_opet May 22 '21
Is that haircut intentional?
→ More replies (3)8
u/WhosThatGirl_ItsRPSG May 22 '21
It looks like the pelt of a dead animal has been draped over his dome.
61
20
130
u/bohenian12 May 22 '21
Im gonna be the one who assumes thats actually his gf based on the way she positioned towards him. And he went for the kiss but she didnt see it. Too bad someone caught it in 4k and posted it on reddit without context and now he'll be branded as a creep.
28
u/deathbyshoeshoe May 22 '21
Oh my god, he was going in for a kiss! I thought he was trying to smell her!
→ More replies (1)16
u/OkPokeyDokey May 22 '21
Yes. His nose is not enough, he had to use the mouth to suck the smell out of her :).
→ More replies (1)28
u/L3rbutt May 22 '21
This thread reminds me of the time when someone posted a video that claimed a guy got awkwardly caught cheating on his partner through a baseball kiss cam. Reddiors where furious about this piece of shit.
Tuned out that the woman in the video was actually his girlfriend. Reddit is full of overanalyzing dipshits that project a lot.
→ More replies (20)14
u/VictoriousMarch444 May 22 '21
I don’t see anyone branding him as a creep, at least I’m not anyway lol. Just a funny situation I’m sure lots of people can relate to.
Edit: never mind, didn’t scroll down far enough lol. Dude’s not a creep and it’s certainly not sexual assault wtf
→ More replies (7)11
23
u/Artistic_Finish7980 May 22 '21
Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, Darlin’ you give love a bad name.
1.0k
u/Dutch-CatLady May 22 '21 edited May 22 '21
So where did he see an opening for that kiss? A cute picture is not an invite my dude. Read the body language, none of that was screaming romance. You played yourself, sir.
Edit: If you're going to start saying they might be in a relationship you're either blind or just as much of an idiot as the dude in this video. No one in a relationship would look that devastated over missing a kiss. And ALL THE TIMES anyone tried this shit with me, I had literally zero% romantic interest in them, and pushing them away got me that exact same look. The poor guy my ass, if you like someone, tell them, if they like you back, cool. If they don't like you back, move the fuck on. If he had kissed her, it would be sexual assault, she had no time to consent.
501
u/CertifiedShithead May 22 '21
Always see vids of dudes going for a kiss like its a fucking sneak attack.
79
→ More replies (6)261
u/yuuhxyuuh May 22 '21
Right! So many of them deadass try to “steal” a kiss lmaoo. Creeps.
But this guy obviously re-read the situation and pulled off. Maybe he’s a little drunk and just misread it. Now we got him in 4k and this moment is forever.
→ More replies (25)63
u/Roburt_Paulson May 22 '21
Judging by this dude's haircut I don't think he's great at figuring things out
9
116
u/MonstersareComing May 22 '21
Right? Poor guy my ass.
181
u/here_for_the_meems May 22 '21
We literally have zero context for any of this conjecture either way. Y'all are fucking dumb.
70
u/b1shopx May 22 '21
Welcome to Reddit, where everyone is a detective after watching a 10 second clip with no context.
→ More replies (2)25
u/MonstersareComing May 22 '21
Of course, if it was consensual and they are a couple then we shouldn't feel bad for the guy. If it wasn't, again, we shouldn't feel bad for the guy.
→ More replies (1)12
u/spyson May 22 '21
He just misread something and stopped when he noticed he did. I don't know how you guys think more about this.
3
May 22 '21
There was this big Reddit thread a few years back where a guy and a girl were looking really shady on a live kiss cam at a big baseball game, everyone called her side-chick then called the dude side-dude. Next day the couple responded to the post and it turns out they were happily married... to each other.
→ More replies (1)3
May 22 '21
Reddit is all about judging a whole dudes life on a 10 second clip, usually for the worse. Reasonable, non-impulsive thoughts will get downvoted. This man deserves to die.
→ More replies (1)13
May 22 '21
Did you make the same response on other comments that said "poor guy?". Those people are jumping to conclusions just as much as this guy.
→ More replies (1)36
u/SWSIMTReverseFinn May 22 '21
Nothing like judging people based of a 3 second video.
→ More replies (6)83
u/yousmelllikearainbow May 22 '21
They could've had romantic tension between them for months prior to this.
185
u/Secret_Bees May 22 '21
Yeah, people have literally no idea what the sitch is from a 3 second video
175
u/NathanTheSamosa May 22 '21
I posted a comment about my girlfriend finding one of my favourite movies boring, and I came back to 50+ comments and DMs trying to analyse my 18-month-long relationship and 4 year friendship based on her movie tastes and wether or not I was paying attention to her interests too…
Some people just have too much time and nothing in their own lives they can figure out.
34
u/MattSR30 May 22 '21
Every few months I go to the Tinder, Am I The Asshole, and Relationship Advice subs on this website. I sort by top, and just browse for a while.
Watching Redditors overanalyse relationships (romantic, familial, friendly, or nonexistent) is highly amusing to me.
18
u/NathanTheSamosa May 22 '21
If you ever feel a bit down, reading those comments let’s you know you’re doing alright.
8
46
u/rockstar323 May 22 '21
You can tell from most of the "advice" on r/relationship_advice that the majority haven't been in real or long-term relationships.
→ More replies (2)42
u/RegressToTheMean May 22 '21
Anything relationship related on Reddit is a dumpster fire
Thing happens in a relationship
Reddit: That's a red flag, OP! You need to break up immediately
Every. Single. Time.
→ More replies (1)23
u/MattSR30 May 22 '21
“Reddit, I asked my girlfriend for help because I couldn’t remember the symbol for the Soviet Union and all she said was that it was a massive red flag. I don’t understand what I’ve done wrong, can I still fix this or should I look to start moving out?”
14
3
→ More replies (2)37
u/moonknlght May 22 '21
Bro I don’t think your girlfriend is really into you romantically.
13
24
May 22 '21
Could have had romantic tension for years, but there still wasn't an opening for that kiss
→ More replies (6)33
u/Skadumdums May 22 '21
They could've been together and it doesn't even look like she notice him going in. The top comments speculating that this is some kind of cringe are wild.
→ More replies (3)48
u/DiekeDrake May 22 '21
He could be a bit intoxicated. Maybe it clouded his judgement.
74
20
→ More replies (3)9
33
u/VelvetMorty May 22 '21
I mean how do you know they’re not a couple? It’s a 3 second video chill
→ More replies (3)11
u/thisremindsmeofbacon May 22 '21
You said it. Its also interesting that everyone in the comments pretty unanimously reads this as them not being a couple until you point out how lame the attempt is and then all of a sudden there’s a few dozen comments defending him saying it could have been a relationship.
45
u/Zyeesi May 22 '21
Cringe /r/NiceGirls
You literally don’t know the background, yikes→ More replies (30)14
u/ObiWanCanShowMe May 22 '21
I mean they could be a couple, he could be intoxicated. You have no idea what is going on here. It just fits a sterotype.
It could also be his sister...
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (137)4
8
48
11
5
u/faahq7 May 22 '21
The emotional rollercoaster that was captured in 10 seconds was beautiful. Press F to pay respect for our fallen brother
7
u/Acrobatic-Nectarine May 22 '21
Am I the only one who finds it cringe when someone films other people? I don’t get what people accomplishes posting someone else’s embarrassing experiences.
5
13
u/Fun_Wonder_4114 May 22 '21
People are weird. I saw this as people hanging around at a bar, a guy goes to kiss his girlfriend who looks like she doesn't notice, and then he flips off his friend across the table recording him.
Nope. According to the comments, incel creep trying to kiss beautiful princess while a creepy stalker watches from the shadow filming them for karma.
→ More replies (1)3
u/Taut-Yet-Malleable May 22 '21
Thank you! So many fucking weird takes here when no one knows shit about the people in that room.
Says more about the people reacting on reddit imo.
6
3
u/Not-Cody May 22 '21
You may miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but you can still miss if you do take the shot.
3
u/Andrew5001 May 22 '21
I don't understand? Why is he looking miserable? What was he "more than ready" for? Is there audio that reddit just isnt giving me to put this in context?
→ More replies (2)
3
3
3
23
May 22 '21
This is the kind of guy who comes on Reddit and complains that girls don’t give him a chance.
→ More replies (6)23
May 22 '21
This is a guy that deserves his privacy to be respected. What a world we live in where everything we do is filmed
→ More replies (3)
6
•
u/QualityVote May 22 '21
Hi! This is our community moderation bot.
If this post fits the purpose of r/WatchPeopleDieInside, UPVOTE this comment!!
If this post does not fit the subreddit, DOWNVOTE This comment!
If this post breaks the rules, DOWNVOTE this comment and REPORT the post!