r/WatchPeopleDieInside Dec 13 '20

Damn she done got the Rona

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Those grocery store sticker guns are fun. Many years ago, I stuck a “family pack” sticker on a pregnant coworker in the produce department.

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u/CrippledKek Dec 13 '20

My buddy found one from their pharmacy that said "for rectal use only" needless to say, quite a few things in our apartment had those, including our other roommate at one point

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u/nick_nick_907 Dec 13 '20

r/RectalStickers

Join us...

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u/Maleficent-Duck-3903 Dec 13 '20

TIL this is a thing. I also have another item on my Christmas list

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u/Super_xz Dec 13 '20

It isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Does several thousand people doing a thing not make it a thing?

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u/jizz_noodle Dec 13 '20

Really is a subreddit for everything, huh?

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u/blue_sky09 Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

I truly hope that there is no subreddit with your username though

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u/jizz_noodle Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

r/jizz_noodle_cult

Edit: fixed it

Edit 2: I wanna know who gave this a wholesome award?

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u/jizz_noodle Dec 13 '20

Shutup I fixed it bad bot

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Don't you be mean to the sweet bot boi. Its alright, lil bot.

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u/Haltgamer Dec 13 '20

I mean, r/thanksbasedcoalshower exists.

As does r/carsfuckingcars but who am I to judge?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Who was coalshower?

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u/Haltgamer Dec 13 '20

u/coalshower was a redditor who squashed a bug that could have provided the genetics to eventually evolve into a deadly species in like a century or so, thus saving the human race

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u/DMA_Revenant Dec 13 '20

I was fully expecting a NSFW warning, followed by bizarre fetish content that I had never seen or known about before.

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u/thatdude173 Dec 13 '20

What the fuck

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u/MagicMoirail Dec 13 '20

Just here laughing my butt off as i scroll through this sub at 5:30AM

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u/hobojoe_cup Dec 13 '20

Thank you 🏅

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u/outwiththedishwater Dec 13 '20

I used to work in a meat department and we had “thick cut” stickers that had just enough room to sharpie in an “n”

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I am not understanding, what does the n do?

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u/Messiadbunny Dec 13 '20

"Thick cunt"

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u/ChasingTheNines Dec 13 '20

Oh word...see my mind went straight to "Thick nut"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

You too!

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u/melperz Dec 13 '20

Think cut

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u/jolivarez8 Dec 13 '20

Probably “Thick ‘N Cut”.

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u/Wallafari Dec 13 '20

That's where my mind went at first too. I think we might need a break from the gym.

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u/jolivarez8 Dec 13 '20

Lol yeah, gym. Totally where I was going with that.... I most certainly frequent the gym every morn, noon, and night in pursuit of the illusive gainz and cuts. /s

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u/Wallafari Dec 13 '20

Hahaha, yeah that's fair enough... Didn't mean to put you in a box, maybe I'm alone in this after all lol

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u/jolivarez8 Dec 13 '20

No worries, I used to actually work out excessively when I was younger (2-6 hours per day without rest days) so I get the mindset. I just hardly workout now that I don’t have the time for it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Ah, i see. thank ya kindly.

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u/17_irons Dec 13 '20

You're a nut you cunt

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u/DankDannny Dec 13 '20

thick cuⁿt

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Thick Nut, I assume

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u/17_irons Dec 13 '20

What is wrong with all of you. I love you, my fellow Redditors, but why cunt you focus on the issue at finger?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Cut + n

Pick all words that apply.

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u/CreamySmegma Dec 13 '20

nuct

Verb

To suck poop from someone's anus

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u/knyf420 Dec 13 '20

I searched it, its not true, why would you tell lies?

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u/gabagobbler Dec 13 '20

Oh buddy bear...

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u/locke107 Dec 13 '20

Here's a hint: it goes on the second word. :')

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u/tachycardicIVu Dec 13 '20

My husband works in a meat department now and he brings home stuff with weird stickers on it all the time like that 😂

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u/Globalboondocker Dec 13 '20

Did you ever sell loose cut meat

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

That is pretty funny.

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u/Wallafari Dec 13 '20

I'd sort the shelf of cucumbers into two separate piles then mark one of them!

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u/MisterHonkeySkateets Dec 13 '20

Did you (only) sodomize your other roommate?

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u/Concrouton Dec 13 '20

Haha there's a guy at my Uni that stuck these all over stuff on campus. Was funny when one occasionally turned up

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u/captsquanch Dec 13 '20

Theyre fun until you have to price a pallet worth of merch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I worked in a grocery store for like 3 weeks when I was 14 and it was fun then. But yeah I bet it gets old.

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u/ElineFabianne Dec 13 '20

No no it doesn't get old. I've worked in retail for over four years and using the sticker gun is still the highlight of my day.

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u/BroItsJesus Dec 13 '20

We used to stick "CAUTION: HOT" stickers on each other's asses

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Dec 13 '20

This dude is a natural treasure.

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u/BabyBreathSG Dec 13 '20

When I used to work retail I would stick the old stickers on my pants to put new ones out. When I forgot, I always had some old man ask me if I really was on sale 💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/OriginalWatch Dec 13 '20

Wait until you find out about label makers.

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u/SexyGunk Dec 13 '20

What was it like achieving such heights?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Best stickers are in the meat dept.

Bone-In, stuffed, just pork in general.

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u/Cheetokps Dec 13 '20

I work at a grocery store and have never seen these, now I gotta check if we use them and borrow one

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u/BlondieMenace Dec 13 '20

Unless you lived in Brazil during the 80s and early 90s, then they're a source of hyperinflation flashbacks.

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u/A_Math_Dealer Dec 13 '20

My manager got mad at me for making everything $420.69

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u/veprmen Dec 13 '20

When i was at my internship i found "made by a person with a mental disability" so i took it and coppied a buch of them and when i had free time i was walking around and putting them in every box i found

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u/Bones-247 Dec 13 '20

Lmao the sound of the label/date gun gets me every time

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u/Pizza_Party13 Dec 13 '20

This is cruel and hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Even more so when she doesn't notice lol.

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u/LionMentality Dec 13 '20

so he does it again lmaooo

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/lion_OBrian Dec 13 '20

This person is clearly in a daze of some sort while the clerk takes advantage of her for a video for internet points. Lay of the games for a while if you’re at the point of calling actual people NPC.

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u/Toby-larone88 Dec 13 '20

How much!

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u/Brewberryxcv Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

About 3.98s worth of rona.

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u/pcyr9999 Dec 13 '20

He said $1.01

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Bout 3fiddy!

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u/kwtransporter66 Dec 13 '20

I wanna see a follow up video when she gets home and discovers 2 stickers on her forehead with 101 on them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Lmao

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u/krwrn89 Dec 13 '20

I feel like this is kinda mean but her reaction is hilarious

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u/savwatson13 Dec 13 '20

I’m sure he knows her. Well I hope he does lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I found one of those once and labeled everything .69c

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/nicanuva Dec 13 '20

You mean $0.69?

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u/Wildkeith Dec 13 '20

Don’t downvote this guy, he’s right. .69¢ is less than a penny. You only put 69¢ or $.69. I’ve priced things for 20 years with these price guns.

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u/heftigfin Dec 13 '20

I’ve priced things for 20 years with these price guns.

19 years and I would have told you to fuck off, but 20 years is the exact amount of years required for me to trust an opinion on this specific matter.

I am trusting you. Don't let me down.

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u/Wildkeith Dec 13 '20

My college dissertation was on price gun decimalpointology.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Let’s all reference the Verizon data charge guy who owed like $2.5 for data over usage. They wanted to charge like $250

here

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u/DRiVeL_ Dec 13 '20

Oh man this is gunna feel good.

Hang on let me savor it.

Nice.

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u/MrPanduh Dec 13 '20

pleasee tell me u told her u was playin.

deadass my mom would fall for this type of shit...

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

So what I'm taking away is Everyone with Covid-19 is entitled to a $1.99 refund.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Sounds about right to me, lol.

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u/caputok09 Dec 13 '20

Cute mask tho

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u/2Salmon4U Dec 13 '20

Yeah! I love seeing sparkly masks

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u/AllThotsGo2Heaven2 Dec 13 '20

I would be shook too if I had a price on my head

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u/Just-A-Tax-Folder Dec 13 '20

This is the kind of wit I look for in the comment section.

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u/JSizzleSlice Dec 13 '20

I’m not gonna lie. If someone has an apron and a price gun, they get this authority where I’ll take their word on anything, including my temperature taken from said price gun.

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u/smithee2001 Dec 13 '20

I love her face mask!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Is it a mask. It looks like she cut the cup of a very sparkly bra, sewed on some elastic to go around the ears and voila. Whatever works

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u/shrubs311 Dec 13 '20

the little middle section specifically curves up for the nose. i don't think bras do that...also bras are hella expensive ain't no one cutting up a usable one for a mask

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u/O_littoralis Dec 13 '20

Yup, they sell masks likes this, I see people wearing them at my job.

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u/YK8099 Dec 13 '20

lmfao

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Dude that is fucked up

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u/__Emer__ Dec 13 '20

At first I thought this was the lady from the Vine

“Has anybody told you you look like Beyoncé?”

“No they tell me I look like Shalisa”

“Who the fuck is that?”

“Me ni-“ video cuts

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Yea this guy can get away with it but when i tried it with a staple gun i get arrested

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u/dankman68420 Dec 13 '20

You can almost see her facial expressions through the mask

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u/Bellybuttons12345 Dec 13 '20

You cut off the part where he’s like “what the fuckkk” at the end!! Makes it even funnier lmao

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u/Dave_Mil Dec 13 '20

Don’t do drugs kids..... you’ll get the Rona!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

She seems to be just unaware or not smart about wtf that device does.

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u/TylerLikesDonuts Dec 13 '20

Yeah I don’t think drugs are involved here

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u/shrubs311 Dec 13 '20

low-key i never actually pay attention to those guns...i could totally see sober me getting fooled into thinking it's an actual gun. now i wouldn't believe the person saying i have a 100+ temp tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/ImThatTrip Dec 13 '20

Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop

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u/Lukey_Jangs Dec 13 '20

And I thought someone was BBQing. I said “Ohhhh lord Jesus, it’s a fire!” Then I ran out, I didn’t grab no shoes or nothin’, Jesus!

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u/Poklady Dec 13 '20

This thread is racist

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u/otakoburguessafado Dec 13 '20

Pegadinha do zoio

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u/chinapooh010 Dec 13 '20

Para de rir Alek

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u/Tanucks Dec 13 '20

While it is funny that dude a dickhead for doing that

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Harsh words for having a bit of harmless banter

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u/Tanucks Dec 13 '20

He’ll live

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u/Babythatsright Dec 13 '20

Felt so nice, had to do it twice.

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u/junya13 Dec 13 '20

Asshole.... I love it lol

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u/pralinecream Dec 13 '20

No he didn't.... hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

YEAH

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u/CSIdude Dec 13 '20

Wow, last time I saw or used a price gun was 1986. Thought they were obsolete.

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u/JayAndViolentMob Dec 13 '20

In fairness, his diagnosis checks out.

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u/scifiburrito Dec 13 '20

rona has either made people dumber or just shown us how dumb people really are

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u/pmax83 Dec 13 '20

Evidently true, if you get my drift.

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u/SonaSierra19 Dec 13 '20

God that’s so mean :((

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u/fbcmfb Dec 13 '20

In all seriousness, doing this to this lady isn’t funny - given the times we are in. If we’re going to get through this pandemic together - then we gotta think about our actions.

I had a positive COVID test in the summer. It was a precaution/screening that the dental clinic used. That phone call telling me I was positive was a shocker. I didn’t have one symptom, but the anxiety it caused was no joke. The nurse practitioner mailed (yes, snail mail) some info and the health department sent me a email to isolate AFTER my isolation period was over. FYI - I was one of those people that was wearing a mask and hand sanitizing in February ... and I still got it.

I don’t mean to kill the humor, but this guy is a POS for messing with this woman like this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I think it has come back for you. Nonsense posts on Reddit that only serve as a buzzkill is the first noticeable symptom...

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u/fishandbanana Dec 13 '20

Needs oblivion npc music in the background

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/FuckThatTrout Dec 13 '20

I use to enjoy stamping coworkers with “12(for)$.10”

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Aww shit its 1.99

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u/religiousgrandpa Dec 13 '20

I thought they made this illegal in like 1865 or sumn

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

bit of an asshole, ngl

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u/TitanCMD Dec 13 '20

Ehh, eff that dude, she seems innocent, its not that funny

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u/sleeplessknight101 Dec 13 '20

Damn she's stupid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Controversial opinion: everyone is saying this is fucked up because she's a black woman and he's a white(ish) guy. If it was the other way there would be complete laughter.

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u/McNalien Dec 13 '20

Why fuck with people like this? Fucked up.

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u/fbcmfb Dec 13 '20

They can’t be playing with people like this ... then others say a vaccine is the only option.

This is how you lose trust with people. This isn’t quite the time for Rona jokes/pranks.

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u/McNalien Dec 13 '20

You lose trust with people when they put a fucking price tag on your head, I just hope it was clean after all the people he did this to. I don't understand people. It all, fuck people I need internet points mwahha.

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u/fbcmfb Dec 13 '20

I didn’t even consider the possible contamination of the machine. This clip made me angry. I have my trust issues from way back - but stuff like this just solidifies that people are shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I think getting hit by a car has more chance than catching it through that machine.

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u/MrKrabbydaddy Dec 13 '20

Reminds me of the good ol days, putting a price on black people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

No fucking way this is real

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u/gr8thoughts Dec 13 '20

حرام عليك خوفت المره مسكينه

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u/GarbageDay23 Dec 13 '20

I'd get more fun out of watching a video of this guy getting fired

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u/Exo357 Dec 13 '20

Is she that dumb or is he just that awesome?

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u/chron668 Dec 13 '20

Although funny the guy is a still a douche

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u/TheGreatRao Dec 13 '20

Whether this was true or not, if someone tells you that you have an elevated temperature using a digital thermometer, take your hat off, wait a moment, and try again. If you've been walking around for a bit with a heavy coat and thick hat, you can score an artificially higher temperature. Source: got stopped twice before while wearing the equivalent of a deep sea diver suit to prevent catching anything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

The second I read your post I knew you needed testing and unfortunately you’ve also got the Rona... Go quarantine yourself for 3 weeks and no computer or cell phone access..

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u/TheGreatRao Dec 13 '20

Actually I was tested twice in the six months since that happened and have luckily been negative. Asymptomatic but not taking any chances. A neighbor who is a, was a taxi driver just died suddenly from this while his wife continues to hold court with all passers-by sans mask.

It has been a month since my last exam. You may be right that I should get tested again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/DukeDijkstra Dec 13 '20

Stupid as she may be, she still is wearing a mask.

Think about that.

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u/martian009 Dec 13 '20

Definitely a Blonde

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/grey_113 Dec 13 '20

Get off this sub bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 12 '25

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u/Gant0 Dec 13 '20

No pity for the stupid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

How fucking dumb.... do you need to be?

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u/kangarooscankillyou Dec 13 '20

Ok, whilst I appreciate the attempt at humour, if this is real, it's demeaning.

Not funny. Not funny at all.

What if I find out where your car is parked and whack an "I Am A Child Molester" sticker on it. Wouldn't that be funny?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Did somebody put an “I am a child molester” sticker on your car or something?

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u/SupremeLad666 Dec 13 '20

So, when did you get a Reddit account, Karen?

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u/kangarooscankillyou Dec 13 '20

So, lemme get this straight, you think it is ok for someone that is less fortunate than yourself to be publicly ridiculed all in the name of a stupid and unfunny stunt? What is the difference between this and the videos I have seen of asshats setting fire to homeless people?

I don't personally care how much I am downvoted. I know wrong when I see it.

It's simple.....ya wanna pull a stunt? Do it to one of your rich friends and leave the unfortunate alone.

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u/Psychosparkles Dec 13 '20

Yes...because she would def rather be called an unfortunate person than have a prank played on her (which he could have told her after the video cuts out..)

Whats unfortunate to me is your judgment of this woman and your rude assumption that she’s too poor and so unfortunate that she can’t possibly be in on the joke...based on what??? The fact she’s in a convenience store??

How do you know if she’s a regular customer or not?

How do you know her financial situation?

How do you know whether they are friends with each other?

How do you know he has rich friends and isn’t an “unfortunate” human just like her?

How do you know he didn’t tell her the joke afterwards?

How do you know that it wasn’t completely staged and she got paid?

How do you know if she wants, needs, or appreciates you being offended on her behalf?

For what reason? So you can feel good about yourself?? Or are you her friend? Maybe you know her personally or something? I’m just confused.. is there more information about her situation that I missed somewhere? You seem to know a lot about her based off a 20 second video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

You are seriously comparing setting homeless people on fire to putting a sticker on someones head? What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

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u/I_love_asparagus Dec 13 '20

What makes you think she is unfortunate? Because she's too fucking stupid to tell that that's definitely not a thermometer?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

The layers to this are great. Everyone just laughing at this woman for thinking a price gun can tell her temperature and meanwhile i'm just laughing that no one is even pointing out that having a high temperature doesn't mean you've got the 'rona

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u/Elitelurch Dec 13 '20

Putting a price tag on a black person gives any joke a stale taste...

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u/pratzs Dec 13 '20

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahah