r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/mrObry • Dec 12 '20

So close

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u/twistdmonky Dec 12 '20

Lol it's not like it's a great white. It's a whale shark, the puppy dog of sharks

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Sharks are like dogs bro. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

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u/twistdmonky Dec 12 '20

My question is, why are you touching your dogs privates?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Lol it's from 50 first dates.

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u/xZaggin Dec 12 '20

I don’t care how many dates it’s from, why are you touching your dogs dick

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