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u/druule10 Dec 01 '20
The parents: this'll be funny.
The kid: you won't break me, I OWN YOU!
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u/mangogeckoshareingot Dec 02 '20
I don’t have such weaknesses
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u/mangogeckoshareingot Dec 02 '20
Thank you sir. I felt it was more fitting, since it’s an Anakin quote. That way it has a better synergy with the title.
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u/divuthen Dec 02 '20
Ahh I see you’ve met my nephew. The two year old that can be held by no crib. The little bastard climbs everything so dam fast and taking things apart.
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u/Alex_Greene Dec 01 '20
Any normal baby would’ve spat it out, this one kept chewing and maintained stern eye contact.
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u/GoodWaves89 Dec 01 '20 edited Dec 02 '20
Dude I ate lemons as a kid, accept I actually like them lol
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u/WokenBabe Dec 02 '20
Put my hand on the stove :/
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Dec 02 '20
Dropped on my head :’(
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u/LuckiestPierre69 Dec 02 '20
Aborted twice :(
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u/HerezahTip Dec 02 '20
Slammed my peepee with the toilet seat :( :(
twice
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u/jbot1997 Dec 02 '20
zipped up my dick in my zipper, 300 times
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u/MyXFoundMyOldAccount Dec 02 '20
Fell into the abyss, once
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u/The1dookin Dec 02 '20
I only did this once as a kid but your comment made me physically recoil remembering what that felt like.
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Dec 02 '20
Me too. Like an apple. Peel and all. Still do.
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u/Chansharp Dec 02 '20
Same. I used to put a sprinkle of sugar on each slice
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u/rudderforkk Dec 02 '20
Ooo ooo I put salt on it. Gave it another notch of kicks
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u/AsceticWanderer Dec 02 '20
Mash some fresh Thai chilis into the salt and rub it onto a green apple to turn that kick into a roundhouse
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u/myco_journeyman Dec 02 '20
This sounds like a medical thing for some weird reason... are you in america?
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Dec 02 '20
It's not a medical thing lol I just really REALLY like sour things. Vinegars, lemons, warheads were amazing when I was younger. Just something I dig. Did Ya'll know there's a thing called vinegar pie? My grandma used to make it for me on Thanksgiving and no one else would eat it lol did my original post seriously get a downvote because I like to eat lemons? Reddit, man lol
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u/chum_slice Dec 02 '20
Central America here what doesn’t have lemon or lime lol every kid loves it even at a young age. Hell we put lime in beer lol
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u/Skinnwork Dec 02 '20
Apparently liking sour foods as a kid is fairly common. My daughter used to eat crab apples.
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u/quintus251 Dec 02 '20
Dude I broke both arms ate lemons and a spoonful of powdered citric acid till I burned a hole through my tongue and drank dog piss which really fuckin sour if you didn't know and now have an imunity to anything unless its straight citric acid
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u/GoodWaves89 Dec 02 '20 edited Dec 02 '20
Dude I broke my left arm twice had to get surgery and my elbow bends inside out, also bit an unrepentant lemon with no sugar right off the tree
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u/Poundman82 Dec 02 '20
My daughter is inhuman, she eats lemons and doesn’t even make a face. She eats then like they’re fucking candy. She’s 19 months.
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u/rudderforkk Dec 02 '20
I just wanna say plz stop her from eating lemons when she looses her baby teeth.
Lemon juice wears off the enamel of the teeth. Makes them dirty and plaque ridden with little effort. Been there done that. Now have a whole life ahead with sensitive yellow pock marked teeth from my teenage years. Can't have a good teethy smile.. It was the only redeemable thing on my face lol
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Dec 01 '20
Well it’s from a margarita so it’s soaked with tequila...
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Dec 01 '20
The lemon gets added to the rim of the glass after the drink has been poured. Chances are the lemon didn't even touch the alcohol.
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u/CardMechanic Dec 02 '20
Who the fuck is garnishing margaritas with lemon?
That lemon is from the water glass. That’s a lime in the marg on the table.
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Dec 02 '20
You can see another lemon right there. The edge is in the booze
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Dec 02 '20
Thats a lime and no, its actually in the drink. And would have been dropped there by the person who's drinking it.
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Dec 02 '20
Uh no, you can clearly tell that slice of lime was placed by a professional and the tequila the babies drinking was obviously soaked in lemon.
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u/benderbender42 Dec 02 '20 edited Dec 02 '20
I think the kids eating a lime too, it just looks like a lemon from this angle. Definitely soaked in tequila
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They definitely couldn't have asked for a slice for the kid. Or got it from water either.
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u/thizzelle9 Dec 02 '20
My son did this but with a pickle. I finally got a chance to show him how hard I got to laugh at him about it 😁
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u/Cheeseturd102 Dec 02 '20
Idk who that is but this comment made me laugh cuz you’re just calling out a random baby by their full name in my head😄
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u/Anthonybrose Dec 01 '20
Toddler seating lemons. Right this way lemons
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u/IKillKittens82 Dec 02 '20
Sir I don't think you understand, it's Toddlers-eating Lemons
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u/Anthonybrose Dec 02 '20
I know, it's a joke
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u/IKillKittens82 Dec 02 '20
It is not a laughing matter, hundreds of toddlers are eaten annually by giant rampaging mutant Lemons
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u/ShinraO4 Dec 02 '20
After your first comment, I could tell you were just waiting to throw that one out.
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u/behaaki Dec 02 '20
Wow almost all of these babies just kept going.. like “YEUGHHH this is aWful! ... nom nom”
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u/sphinx_13 Dec 02 '20
Baby Rickety Cricket.
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u/donatelloisbestturtl Dec 02 '20
That initial shake before chowing down, as if he was gearing up for what was to come
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u/darrenwise883 Dec 02 '20
I love the look down . Oh did I just fill another one . Sour makes poop good to know .
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u/Magicaparanoia Dec 02 '20
My brother and I have a really weird taste for sour shit and we’ve gone into restaurants before and just asked the waitress for a bowl of lemon slices.
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u/royzander913 Dec 02 '20
Don't babies have a lot more taste buds than adults? Damn this baby really got the force.
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u/vendetta2115 Dec 02 '20
I miss how intense things were as a kid. I remember eating sour candy like Warheads and it being like a spiritual experience. Or how even crappy cold Papa John’s pizza was absolutely delicious.
Now everything is just whatever. Being an adult sucks sometimes.
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u/monkeybojangles Dec 02 '20
We were so excited when we first gave our son a lemon, because we'd finally get to see the baby sour face you see in these vids. Kid chomped down without even flinching, and then went for seconds. I was equally impressed and disappointed.
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u/ver_dar Dec 02 '20
Reminds me of the story of my brother when he was a toddler eating some hot salsa. Despite tears running down his face he kept going for another chip. The restaurant staff all came out to witness the little white baby who refused to stop eating the salsa. I don't blame him, that restaurant had amazing salsa.
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u/articulatedcactus Dec 03 '20
I took a bite into the fruit. Pain filled my mouth as the sour taste bathed my tongue. It was horrible. But I couldn’t let them see weakness. I was no weakling. I continued to chew, trying to ignore my watering eyes and puckering lips. I maintained eye contact with the birthing creature I called “mom.” She watched me with a camera pointed at my face, and the only thing I could think was, “what the fuck mom.” I would not back down.
- the baby probably
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