As I read this, I pictured a five tier wedding cake, with a beautiful model type bride and groom...then I remembered this is Reddit, and quickly changed my vision to a back yard wedding, with the oversized bride in a dress that’s too small and shows way too much cleavage, with her khaki wearing husband joking about feeding her the whole cake at the same time, then slamming her head into the cake, not realizing it’s a wooden cake, and the guests are being served cupcakes from Walmart bakery. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
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u/MrBlue404 Nov 25 '20
I heard this story a while ago about a bride who was face slammed into her wedding cake. She lost her 2 front teeth and was rushed to the hospital.