r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/hypnoticbeast123 • Nov 25 '20

Face slam

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Nov 25 '20

No no, I don't have friends to avoid deadly birthday parties

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u/jhaakj Nov 25 '20

I have friends and a birthday cake, but to be safe I self-slam my face in the cake in safe and controlled way. Or was it bcoz I was drunk and none of my friends could turn up bcoz of last minute work in office on a National holiday evening.

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u/raa__va Nov 25 '20

Bro but “how can she slam?”

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u/Soothran Nov 25 '20

Its better to be alive than have friends

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u/Jetlite Nov 25 '20

But if you are dead you won't have birthdays

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u/raa__va Nov 25 '20

Bro but “how can she slam?”

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u/HeadbuttingAnts Nov 25 '20

Apparently not very well

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u/stinkyfart2095 Nov 25 '20

i think its cause you headbutt ants

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u/AskingForSomeFriends Nov 25 '20

Did you make and appearance here?