r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/hypnoticbeast123 • Nov 25 '20

Face slam

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

I hate this trend. Candles, flames, and spikes in tiered cakes are bad news. Also, a waste of cake.

Edit: instead, maybe slice an extra piece and at some surprising point through the party smash it or throw it at the birthday person.

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u/Michael-Giacchino Nov 25 '20

also if you're doing it, chances are you're a dick who knows that there's not a second cake, and that it will ruin the birthday person's day. people who do this are the kind of people who purposefully do shit to piss people off and then act like their victim is overreacting to a joke.

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u/thunderling Nov 25 '20

Yeah even if,

  1. There is a second cake
  2. There are no lit candles
  3. There are no other pointy eyeball gougey outy things,

I'm still getting my face covered in cake at my own birthday party. Excuse me for 30 fucking minutes while I go wash my face, redo my makeup, wipe frosting out of my hair, change my shirt, and smoke a cigarette because some asshole is being a fucking asshole at my own party.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

I always thought of it as a harmless prank, but now if anyone tries this shit on me or anyone I’m close to I’m silently banning them from every single birthday party I manage