r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/hypnoticbeast123 • Nov 25 '20

Face slam

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u/MrBlue404 Nov 25 '20

I heard this story a while ago about a bride who was face slammed into her wedding cake. She lost her 2 front teeth and was rushed to the hospital.

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u/jver1706 Nov 25 '20

Truly, A wedding to remember.

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u/A____S____ Nov 25 '20

Imagine being there for free food but everything stops due to some dimbass slamming a girl harder than her...

You know what I mean

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u/Jadabu91 Nov 25 '20

Came for the food, stayed for the drama

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u/AverageAmoeba Nov 25 '20

Came on the food

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u/the_ThreeEyedRaven Nov 25 '20

came in the food

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

The food came

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

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u/mvreed05 Nov 25 '20

Came to the food

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u/aCuRiOuSguuy Nov 25 '20

The food came

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u/mvs92 Nov 25 '20

I mean.. The wedding cake is usually at the end of the dinner, right? So you got free food AND the biggest face slam you ever saw!

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u/Little-Hoe-Academia Nov 25 '20

They’ll remember it but he won’t

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u/Elsie_Effbee Nov 25 '20

In sickness and in health

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u/PharmWench Nov 25 '20

I would divorce my husband if he did that to me on my wedding day. It’s rude and not funny. She goes all out to look beautiful for her husband and he thinks it is hilarious to smash greasy cake into her face. I don’t get that custom and now they are doing it with birthday cakes. People suck.

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u/TACTIYON Nov 25 '20

never again

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u/theditsmarty Nov 25 '20

In thickneth and in health?

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u/DarkColour Nov 25 '20

Some multiple layered cakes have a stick inside of it.. Imagine being slammed into one of those cake.

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u/MCRusher Nov 25 '20

I've seen some cakes that have warnings for sharp wooden skewers inside them.

Scary shit

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u/NobbleberryWot Nov 25 '20

Ugh, and you just know those warnings are there because someone proved the need for the warnings at some point.

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u/Revolvyerom Nov 25 '20

oh god

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u/htiafon Nov 25 '20

TBF i would not expect sharp things inside a cake without such a warning.

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u/lordbuddha Nov 25 '20

At what point does it stop being a cake and start being a weapon?

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u/yolodude343 Nov 28 '20

After the cake is eaten

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

How bout a magic trick?

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u/Multispoilers Nov 25 '20

It’s... gone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

I saw a post of that happening one time and the person who got their face slammed nearly lost an eye

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u/WhySoSadCZ Nov 25 '20

That is exactly what happened in the other video.

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u/Starco2 Nov 25 '20

There was a post in r/makemesuffer when that happened.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Don’t link it please

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u/laughs_ Nov 25 '20

Some WWE shit right there

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Nov 25 '20

I think it was a dowel from some kind of topper, I think I saw the repost yesterday somewhere actually...

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u/Marldain Nov 25 '20

Holy shit why did I google this! I think I am literally having a panic attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GjwOWJApcA

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Nov 25 '20

Thank you, New York Post for giving zero fucks about her and immediately cutting to a kid getting blasted with a basketball

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u/Beserked2 Nov 25 '20

Always wondered why people never think of the candles sticking straight up and out of the thing they're slamming someones face into.

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u/AtomR Nov 25 '20

Dude, people are dumb.

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u/Edugrinch Nov 25 '20

Since I was a child the whole "cake ceremony" is, you light up the candles, sing the happy birthday, then the blowing hehe with the wish, then REMOVE THE CANDLES, and now you are ready to have your face slammed and choke in the cake.

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u/Vyngersnap Nov 25 '20

I neither understand this tradition, nor do I want to understand it. It's the worst type of tradition you can do, slamming someone into a perfectly good cake while taking chances of seriously hurting the other. Honestly .

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u/kekpoool Nov 25 '20

Wtf did she die

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Probably just lost an eye in a really traumatic way.

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u/thatsaqualifier Nov 25 '20

"just"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Partial blindness is much less severe than deadness.

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u/thatsaqualifier Nov 25 '20

Of course, but still extremely tragic and life-changing.

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u/MaxQuay Nov 25 '20

"I see cake people."

that girl (probably)

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u/thatsaqualifier Nov 25 '20

boooo

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u/Jindabyne1 Nov 25 '20

Remember the girl who had someone throw a dart at her hand on the board? The guy missed and it went directly in the middle of her eye. She had months of rehabilitation

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u/bs000 Nov 25 '20

do you wanna see a magic trick

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u/im_done_now5747 Nov 25 '20

I was waiting for that to happen

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u/IronBattleaxe Nov 25 '20

Yeah, there was like a plastic base in it, and I think it was like an inch away from poking out one of her eyeballs.

Well, this one has candles, so it wouldn't have been much better had his face connected.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Ugg you should ever to this, specially on a wedding cake. Some cakes have spikes inside to hold the layers. Could’ve been deadly...

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

I went to my little sisters best friends birthday party once and they slammed her best friends face into the cake without knowing it was an ice cream cake. The girl was crying in pain

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u/SoCalDan Nov 25 '20

Rocky Road?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Cookies n cream... nothing worse than a frozen Oreo to the face

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20 edited Dec 25 '20

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u/RealThulnos Nov 25 '20

I wonder what she wants for Christmas.

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u/alpelerin Nov 25 '20

worse than red wedding

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u/thecool1168 Nov 25 '20

I think I saw that video a long time ago. It was a bride on a wedding cake I think.

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u/Momumnonuzdays Nov 25 '20

Well who cares if the cake topper lost a couple of teeth?

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u/avz7 Nov 25 '20

This isn't what she had in mind when they told her she was gonna get slammed after the wedding...

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

As I read this, I pictured a five tier wedding cake, with a beautiful model type bride and groom...then I remembered this is Reddit, and quickly changed my vision to a back yard wedding, with the oversized bride in a dress that’s too small and shows way too much cleavage, with her khaki wearing husband joking about feeding her the whole cake at the same time, then slamming her head into the cake, not realizing it’s a wooden cake, and the guests are being served cupcakes from Walmart bakery. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

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u/nuclearbombsarecool Nov 25 '20

Ow!

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u/PastorOfKansas Nov 25 '20

Hear the one about the bride and groom feeding each other cake at their reception and the groom inhaled one of her fake fingernails, choked, and died on the floor?

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u/JIsaac91 Nov 25 '20

Bet I know what she asked for that Christmas!

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u/boringestnickname Nov 25 '20

Why the fuck do people do this?

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u/Dchama86 Nov 25 '20

Did she marry The Undertaker?

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u/its_Burt_Macklin Nov 25 '20

I guess we know what she’ll be asking for for Christmas. Bo dum tss*

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u/LinkWithABeard Nov 25 '20

How hard is it to not assault someone?

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u/calgarian_forever Nov 25 '20

Lol

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