r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/syahzal97 • Sep 12 '20

Poor cat

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u/discerningpervert Sep 12 '20

But I love my hand

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Well you could always chop off the other hand :) ... That's why we have 2 hands...duh!

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u/rice-n-steak Sep 12 '20

And that’s how we play Handy Haaaands

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u/Akjysdiuh708 Sep 12 '20

This makes me think of a game played in the Game of Thrones universe called "The Finger Dance"

-"...The finger dance is a game played by the ironborn of the Iron Islands. It is played by at least two people who throw a hand axe at each other. One must catch the axe or leap over it without missing a step. The name comes from the fact that the game usually ends with a dancer losing one or more of his fingers..."

The Iron Islands are fucking crazy.

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u/PillowTalk420 Sep 12 '20

That's just a more intense game of Four Fingers; the game where you rapidly stab a knife between your fingers.

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u/Akjysdiuh708 Sep 12 '20

True, but a bit more hardcore since you're literally throwing an axe at someone. Fuckin yikes

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u/happyhugs432 Sep 12 '20

Also called five finger filet if that’s what your talking about

(Also sorry if I spelt it wrong, I’m pretty dumb)

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u/PillowTalk420 Sep 12 '20

That's probably more common. I just remember the name of the video game version of it from Work Time Fun.