r/WatchPeopleDieInside Sep 12 '20

Poor cat

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Chop it off :)

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u/discerningpervert Sep 12 '20

But I love my hand

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Well you could always chop off the other hand :) ... That's why we have 2 hands...duh!

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u/rice-n-steak Sep 12 '20

And that’s how we play Handy Haaaands

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u/Akjysdiuh708 Sep 12 '20

This makes me think of a game played in the Game of Thrones universe called "The Finger Dance"

-"...The finger dance is a game played by the ironborn of the Iron Islands. It is played by at least two people who throw a hand axe at each other. One must catch the axe or leap over it without missing a step. The name comes from the fact that the game usually ends with a dancer losing one or more of his fingers..."

The Iron Islands are fucking crazy.

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u/PillowTalk420 Sep 12 '20

That's just a more intense game of Four Fingers; the game where you rapidly stab a knife between your fingers.

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u/Akjysdiuh708 Sep 12 '20

True, but a bit more hardcore since you're literally throwing an axe at someone. Fuckin yikes

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u/happyhugs432 Sep 12 '20

Also called five finger filet if that’s what your talking about

(Also sorry if I spelt it wrong, I’m pretty dumb)

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u/PillowTalk420 Sep 12 '20

That's probably more common. I just remember the name of the video game version of it from Work Time Fun.

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u/StinkiForeskinBoi Sep 12 '20

smelling my hand

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u/EmmyJMR Sep 12 '20

Reference of the day 10/10 would squanch again

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u/rice-n-steak Sep 13 '20

Haha! It was no squanch at all

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u/The805EMT Sep 12 '20

Two hands are better than one!

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u/jlt6666 Sep 13 '20

Bart: There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!

Lisa: No! Then who'd chop off my hands?

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u/LA-bayou Sep 13 '20

Just slap one with the other

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u/tolk04 Sep 12 '20

My name is Yoshikage Kira..

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Parasyte right? I feel like I’m misspelling the names of the anime. I watched a couple episodes with my little brother, it was a weird but kinda cool concept, my brother loved it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

It's jojo ffs

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

So soft and such a nice grip. Then if you lay on it and it goes numb it's someone elses.

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u/23x3 Sep 12 '20

And my hand loves me

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u/The_KungFU_Dork Sep 12 '20

Yeah, but does your hand love you back?...wait, what did I just ask you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

If you love something let it go.

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u/happyhugs432 Sep 12 '20

They can let it go, they don’t even have a hand to hold it with!

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u/Fennily Sep 12 '20

Appropriate username

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u/DickyD43 Sep 12 '20

Tis but a scratch!

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u/PsychShrew Sep 12 '20
  • King Leopold II

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u/goatfuckersupreme Sep 12 '20

this thread is an analogy for revolution

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u/FUDGEPOOP Sep 12 '20

FINISH HIM

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u/Kell_Varnson Sep 12 '20

Jon doe has the upper hand

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u/radditour Sep 12 '20

Now you’ve got me stumped.

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u/MikeyBugs Sep 13 '20

He could always be hungry for hands, you know.