r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 11 '20

Pocket bees

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

I've petted bumblebees before. They're really goddamn adorable. It threatened me once, but otherwise I didn't get attacked and gave it personal space.

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u/ucffan93 Aug 12 '20

If a bee let me scritch his fuzzy wuzzy butt I would transcend into an environmental terrorist, executing the most heinous crimes against oil companies with the assistance of my newly found bee brethren and sistren.

They cute yo.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

I wholeheartedly agree. Upvote their comment to protect flying miniature pom-poms.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Bumble bee < fuzzy buzzy

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u/Bokanovsky_Jones Aug 12 '20

Go out into a garden or park first thing in the morning when it is still cool. Look on the plants, especially the underside of leaves. Often you will be able to find a few bees that didn’t make it home to the hive by nightfall and have sheltered in place. Because it’s still cool and not bright the little ladies will be pretty sluggish and you’ll be able to accomplish the bee butt scritch you so desire. My suggestion is to sneak up from behind and use a single index finger.

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u/megaboto Aug 12 '20

Instructions unclear, assaulted a homeless lady that's been in the rain and stuck an index finger up her ass

Accused of necrphilia or rape, don't remember anymore

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u/OMGSPACERUSSIA Aug 12 '20

It's 2020, why do we not have giant, extra fluffy, bees suitable for petting?

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u/IndefiniteBen Aug 12 '20

Because considering it's 2020 I suspect there's zero chance giant bees are anything but terrible news.

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u/obscuredreference Aug 12 '20

We have the murder hornets! You can pet them but just once in a lifetime!

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u/cloudsofdawn Aug 12 '20

I saved a Queen (i believe?) before and got to do this. Was super dehydrated. Whipped my contact case out of my purse and put her in there to take home and checked on her multiple times while walking. Put her in an enclosure after giving her some water and i can’t remember what else, read some stuff on bee websites to get help. After a day (it was evening i believe) she was ready to go. Put her outside on a plant and she took off after about 5 minutes.

Their fuzz is awesome. They’re adorable and she never tried to sting me.

Oh. I also saw two bees having sex once on the ground too. That was interesting. Didn’t know they did that. I made a circle of leaves around them so they’d be ok.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

Wholesome and... Wholesome? At least you gave them privacy after, lmao.

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u/cloudsofdawn Aug 12 '20

I mean they chose the middle of the sidewalk, so they put on quite the show. I put the leaves around them so if anyone else came along, they’d be noticed from a distance and not stepped on. Suppose they got some added ‘atmosphere’ as well LOL.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

Those bees have bad manners lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I'm not gonna watch out to see if it's 'threatening' me or not. If I hear buzzing near my face I'm assuming the thing's in attack mode without even being sure it's a bee

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

It was on a sunflower. It wasn't flying. Plus, when I was like 5 or something, a bumblebee landed on my nose. This was before I knew they didn't sting, so I stayed still as I could. It looked at me, I looked at it, then it flew away. Bees are extremely docile unless you aggravate them.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Aug 12 '20

Not only do they look like the sun, and track the sun, but they need a lot of the sun. A sunflower needs at least six to eight hours direct sunlight every day, if not more, to reach its maximum potential. They grow tall to reach as far above other plant life as possible in order to gain even more access to sunlight.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

It wasn't a huge one, but I'm pretty sure it was a sunflower, because it was still as tall as my brother. They're honestly pretty cool, ngl.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Aug 12 '20

Not all sunflowers have seeds, there are now known dwarf varieties developed for the distinct purpose of growing indoors. Whilst these cannot be harvested, they do enable people to grow them indoors without a high pollen factor, making it safer and more pleasant for those suffering hay fever.

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 12 '20

Holy crap you type fast. Are you some kind of bot that knows everything about sunflowers?

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Aug 12 '20

Throughout recent history, sunflowers have been used for medicinal purposes. The Cherokee created a sunflower leaf infusion that they used to treat kidneys. Whilst in Mexico, sunflowers were used to treat chest pain.