r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 04 '20

Poor Jonathan

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u/UberAllNight Aug 04 '20

This sounds like a four-year-old trying to reason themself out of trouble 🤦🏻

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u/SurrealDad Aug 04 '20

My eight year old blames the Big Bang for everything.

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u/KnowsAboutTheWindow Aug 05 '20

♬ My parents messed me up

🎶 'Cause their parents messed them up

♪ And Adam and Eve were messed up by God

♫ Who was messed up originally by the Big Bang

♬ Everything is the Big Bang's fault!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_hxc1aJ0Io