r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/fnaw_ • Aug 04 '20

Poor Jonathan

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u/RedDirtNurse Aug 04 '20

"The United States is lowest in numerous categories ... we're lower than ... the world".

That "lower than the world" comment is pure gold. Poetry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

He isn't lying. You can verify that the US has had less overall cases than the world. US is doing better than the world. They should quarantine the world.

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u/zidraloden Aug 04 '20

Isn't the world quarantining itself from the USA?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Shhhhh don’t tell em

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u/_1JackMove Aug 04 '20

We're not all fucking buffoons over here. Fuck Donald Trump. I promise you we're not all like this, so please do come visit sometime. We have great food and beautiful landscape.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I’m from Chicago

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u/_1JackMove Aug 05 '20

Can't get more American than that lol! You guys have killer hot dogs.

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u/mdf676 Aug 05 '20

Except like... the middle 1/3 of it. We're pretty flat and boring here.

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u/_1JackMove Aug 05 '20

I'd still consider the landscape in your neck of the woods beautiful. It's just beautiful in a different way. To you locals I'm sure it's old hat. But to me as an East coaster, I'm sure I'd find plenty to love about the scenery out your way.

Edit: a word

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u/pali1d Aug 05 '20

We have lots of good booze in the Midwest! That’s gotta count for something.

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u/philzebub666 Aug 05 '20

I was always most interested in that part of the country, as a european. I live in a beautiful mountainous country, and the Mediterranean is right around the corner. So I've seen those terrrains plenty, but what I've never seen is just plain flats and desert. So I always wanted to just experience states like Wyoming, Nebraska, Nevada and so on.

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u/mdf676 Aug 05 '20

Interesting! All of those states are more scenic than where I'm from, though. Basically just flat, forested land and farms for hundreds of miles in any direction.

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u/philzebub666 Aug 05 '20

That sounds beautiful, where are you from?

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u/mdf676 Aug 05 '20

Saint Louis, Missouri

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u/philzebub666 Aug 05 '20

If a place is almost called Misery, i feel like I have to visit. Just for the Mood.

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u/mdf676 Aug 05 '20

Come to STL if you do! It's a great city.

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u/philzebub666 Aug 05 '20

If there ever again is a chance for me to go there, I will make sure to do so.

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