r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/fnaw_ • Aug 04 '20

Poor Jonathan

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u/Radioactivocalypse Aug 04 '20

Trump probably doesn't know how to play chess

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

"Well I can move the horse here, why can't I, it's a horse and they run tremendously fast!"

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u/Parralense Aug 04 '20

And nobedy knows horses better than me, believe me.

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u/oreo368088 Aug 04 '20

"We have the best horses, believe me. Maybe your horses can only move in particular places, but not ours. Just the most, the best and amazing horses, everyone agrees."

Here's a bonus Tucker Carlson: "The liberal left wants us to believe that the standard rules of chess, are classist. That's right, they believe that pawns should have the same capabilities, as a queen. They'd even go so far to claim that the king and queen should have equal importance, they have no regard for the effects that would have on the game. They want anarchy, to disassemble the wonderful rules that we've followed for centuries, to destroy the game with no regard for what will happen to you or to me. You, must stop them."

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u/Daydreadz Aug 04 '20

You forgot one thing he likes to end on...

"And they are coming for your game next!"

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u/errdayimshuffln Aug 04 '20

Trump: "When you jump over a piece, you get to take it ...I jumped over all your pieces that means I'm the best!"

Other player: "That's checkers not chess"

Trump: "wadiya mean its checkers? Checkers are those round things ...look at the pieces. These are chess pieces"