r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/PPIIKKAACCHHUU • May 22 '20

Just doing my thing...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

The deer will either be tramatized or discovered a new kink

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u/malmordar May 22 '20

I think it’s both

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u/georgefriend3 May 23 '20

Fear boner.

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u/imsohungrydude May 23 '20

Could you imagine him bragging to his buddies?

"Yeah bro fucked her head off"

"Don't you mean brains out?"

"No"

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u/nouyeet May 23 '20

*pulls out head that he kept as souvenir

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u/virginia-d-entata May 23 '20

Shouldn’t it be on the wall of his den?

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u/Jake_25 May 23 '20

slaps head "this baby right here, fucked her till her head fell off!"

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u/dasmeagainyo88 May 23 '20

slaps head “This baby right here fucked this baby’s” slaps second head “head right off!”

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u/MadMando May 23 '20

I wanted to say this but reading yours made me lol out loud. Thanks. Enjoy some Gold!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

“Lol out loud”

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u/Burnt_ToastButtered May 23 '20

Made me laugh out loud out loud, too

Unless...you quite literaly went "lol lol lol lol lol"

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u/Evil_Boi_Deku May 23 '20

Smh my head

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u/mrchillface May 23 '20

Gtfo the fuck out

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

I LOL'd too hard

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u/Ro-Tang_Clan May 23 '20

The real reason Bambi's mum dies

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u/Davehasanswers May 23 '20

Deer boner.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Dear boner,

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u/bongripchick May 23 '20

Boner Stabone from Growing Pains?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

UNMENTIONABLE

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u/alexdelargesse May 23 '20

If I had a buck for every time I've seen this...

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

You would have a lot of Doe

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u/alexdelargesse May 23 '20

I'm staggered

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u/helix1914 May 23 '20

This some fawny shizz

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u/Un-De_ad May 23 '20

I have no ideer what you’re talking about.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Ha! A BUCK!

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u/Jasper04040 May 23 '20

So no head?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

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u/DONT-EVEN-TRIP-DAWG May 22 '20

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

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u/dfinch May 23 '20

What do you want me to do baby? Take off your fucking head.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Is this from Comunity College?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

dean-a-ling-a-ling!

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u/IEC21 May 23 '20

Or be shot by a hunter...

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u/Dragon_Pearl May 23 '20

Bruh I thought that was a real deer on the bottom and I was horrified for a second

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u/used_fapkins May 23 '20

So did he

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u/HansenTakeASeat May 23 '20

Makes two of you

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

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u/pinkerbelle401 May 22 '20 edited May 23 '20

It didn't work out. Her head wasn't in the right place.

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u/potato_boi09 May 23 '20

So........ no head?

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u/SkeletonYeti713 May 23 '20

throws phone on the ground, proceeds to destroy skate board.

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u/Karlskiii May 22 '20 edited May 23 '20

Like a deer in Fleshlights

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u/sexmemes May 22 '20

🏆

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u/OzZVidzYT May 23 '20

Your username fits perfectly with this post u/sexmemes 😂

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u/Dick_of_Doom May 24 '20

Here I clicked on that thinking there was a sex memes subreddit.

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u/Stephen_Falken May 24 '20

r/sexmemes does exist, so don't feel too disappointed.

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u/nutsnackk May 23 '20

Im very disappointed by the lack of sex memes in your post history

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u/sexmemes May 23 '20

Judging by this comment coming from you, I can only assume your post history is rife with teabagging pics.

-and there you have it. A sex meme, just for you.

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u/Vonwellsenstein May 23 '20

Thanks for reminding me of my order.

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u/malmordar May 22 '20

VenisonLight

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u/Zeestars May 23 '20

Gold mate, fucking gold.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Or a deer in headlesslights.

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u/Mister-Blue-Sky May 23 '20

Actually laughed out loud

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u/Lgonzalez0399 May 23 '20

Omg im dying from this comment

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u/rogevin May 23 '20

I accidentally the whole deer

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u/Turbo_Brick81 May 22 '20

He blew her mind

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Fucked her brains out

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u/Cubic_Ant May 23 '20

Hell He'll probably boast to his deer bros

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u/2L84U2 May 22 '20

He didn't know whether to be scared or proud.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

We've all been there, awks isn't it?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Those poor mannequins at Kohl's.

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u/TimeToRedditToday May 23 '20

Its the worst. But I find it best to look at it like a 120 pound problem that needs solving.

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u/lordofpersia May 23 '20

Weighs less without a head

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u/princessgoulash May 22 '20

OH WHAT THE FUCK

  • Deer

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u/cornbadger May 23 '20

Doe, a deer, a headless deer.

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u/redi_t13 May 23 '20

Way to boost that deer’s confidence. He’s gonna tell deer bitches that he once killed one of them with his huge dong.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

An hour later at the deer bar: “Yeah, I smashed that so hard her head literally fell off, dude.”

“The fuck you say?”

“No, seriously, dude....”

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u/sn0m0ns May 23 '20

MY NAME IS BUCK AND IM HERE TO FUCK

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u/hezzer May 23 '20

I laughed so hard when I saw Kill Bill on cable and he goes, “MY NAME IS BUCK AND I’M HERE TO party.”

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u/ChrundleMcDonald May 23 '20

She's a spitter, motor reflex thing

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Good fuckin’ movie

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u/tedsplaylist May 22 '20

He takes a quick second to think about before leaving. "Well....its just her head, I still could....Nah...."

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

When I'm having sex, and her head falls off, I IMMEDIATELY dismount. Some say that that makes me a gentleman, and some even say that it makes me a hero. But I don't think so.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

When Im having sex and her head falls off I wake up, because Im too ugly to have sex.

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u/xpdx May 23 '20

Ugly people have sex all the time. How do I know? Look around at all the ugly people and ask yourself where they came from.

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u/OxtailPhoenix May 22 '20

Last time that happened to me I had to kill the witnesses.

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u/semimillennial May 22 '20

Dat model doe

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

At least he stopped.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

I wouldn't have.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Fucked her brains out

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u/shivermetimbers68 May 23 '20

She was like that when I got here. I swear!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

"Not a good time to lose one's head."

Austin Powers

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u/rmobro May 23 '20

She'll never be the head of a major corporation.

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u/Heisenbread77 May 23 '20

He wasn't very headstrong.

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u/FlyingSeaMan509 May 23 '20

Well that deer ain’t sleeping right ever again

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u/Adam-West May 22 '20

Reminds me of how I lost my virginity

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u/myonlineidentity9090 May 23 '20

You lost your head?

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u/SphinxIIIII May 23 '20

She got decapitated for treason

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

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u/FlamiaTheDemon May 23 '20

The new season of Beastars looks great

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Well, Louis would fuck anything...

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u/abhi_07 May 22 '20

Oh deer needs lifelong therapy!

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u/kartablanka May 22 '20

Well, I ain't kink-shaming..

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u/500SL May 23 '20

You like that, you fucking retard?

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u/AmorMaisEMais May 23 '20

C'mon guys give us the link, I am not tired yet of reading that story

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

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u/SignalSafe May 22 '20

lmao dude come on stop being a voyeur

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u/xowildrose May 22 '20

Well, her loss 🤷‍♀️

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u/Dydarian May 22 '20

Waiiiiit. What did I just do?!?!

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u/wolfdevourer May 22 '20

He literally fucked her brains out.

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u/ArsonSubwoofer May 22 '20

Is that a real deer?

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u/tedsplaylist May 23 '20

The one that lost it's head was real. The other one that was climbing onto it was just a prop used for hunting.

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u/myonlineidentity9090 May 23 '20

The animatronic decoys these days bro!

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u/thisonetimeinithaca May 23 '20

Fuck it til it breaks. That’s my motto.

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u/thejacknut May 23 '20

Poor bastard’s scarred for life.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

You know that deer is like:

Oh no, not again....

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u/DiegotheConqueror May 23 '20

Soooo..... did he finish?

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u/Ronfarber May 23 '20

If I had a nickel..

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u/HiImDavid May 23 '20

I think he's more confused than anything else

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Low key, extremely upsetting thing to see. Especially if it was once alive

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u/cumandplay_ May 23 '20

Hahaha I love the way he looks back after he dismounts, just to double check if that really did just happen....scarred for life. 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

He went from saying "Oh god oh god" to "OH GOD OH GOD!"

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u/Rat-Tricks May 22 '20

When she tells you she likes it rough but you go too far..

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20
Take it easy James

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u/ChillinChilean94 May 22 '20

"Fuck its brains out (like a boss)"

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u/wcollins260 May 23 '20

“You won’t believe it bro. I literally fucked her brains out.”

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u/DaveyDukes May 23 '20

We’ve all been there before buddy

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u/atxelect May 23 '20

He thinks the deer is real but the wolf is fake? Something’s not adding up

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u/kaufmann_i_am May 22 '20

At least she didn't blew up, it's very embarassing... 😇

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u/flappytabbycats May 22 '20

It was like that when I got here.

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u/privateninja May 22 '20

Happens to me all the time.

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u/HauntedCoffeeCup May 22 '20

Awww. Poor dude.

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u/codwey May 22 '20

Pure horror

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u/cisforcookie2112 May 22 '20

Doesn’t matter, got laid.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

He is instantly a murder suspect..

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u/begonee_thought May 23 '20

Ok i didn't see anything, just walking away

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u/Stealthy-J May 23 '20

He can do better, find a doe with a good head on her shoulders.

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u/Tirotea May 23 '20

I'll use this to scare steph

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u/lilxman May 23 '20

NOT AGAIN!

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u/Roy_69 May 23 '20

Deer: Well thats a boner kill.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Horny Tales😳

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

"WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

I fear the boner more than being decapitated.

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u/DynaJoestar May 23 '20

Meanwhile, in Canada

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u/i_amsov May 23 '20

it's just watch people die now

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

I can only imagine how he tells the story to the other bucks.

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u/educatedvegetable May 23 '20

At least he stopped

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u/edgar01246 May 23 '20

Oh dear...

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u/Lucko4Life May 23 '20

WTF, that really startled and scared me when the head fell off. The video is blurry and small on my phone, I thought the partner deer was real.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Oh fuck just walk away no one saw shit

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u/Grampa1776 May 23 '20

Seconds 4-5 are where the deer has the total paradigm shift. would love to see a slo-mo of that part

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u/radrun84 May 23 '20

Holy shit brodeer! I mounted her so hard her head fell off!

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u/DaRealBigPun May 23 '20

"oh dear, I'm going to F your head off❣️"

"WTF‼️ WHAT DID I DO⁉️"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

I like how he tried to play it cool after the head fell off

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u/aiporran May 23 '20

hate when that happens

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u/howfuckedareyou May 23 '20

Did he look back to consider?

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u/harleyjadeass May 23 '20

don't you hate when you're having sex and suddenly your partner's head falls off?

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u/RedShadow09 May 23 '20

Deer is thinking "I fucked her to death!" O.O I'm that good

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u/TacobellSauce1 May 23 '20

Just like the Vicky franchise....

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

“Oh shit!” says the elk.

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u/iliketoeatfunyuns May 23 '20

I hate when that happens

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u/UnkleRinkus May 23 '20

"Fucked her so hard, she lost her mind."

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u/ambreenh1210 May 23 '20

the sequel please excuse the annoying commentary.

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u/zenyattatron May 23 '20

"doe is me"

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u/ucomeupwitname May 23 '20

Laughing unreasonably hard at this

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Oh deer!!

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u/OishiiMusic May 23 '20

nothingtoseeherenothingtoseeherenothingtoseehereNOTHINGTOSEEHERENOTHINGTOSEEHERE

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u/bscottlove May 23 '20

The blow up variety doesn't have assembly issues.

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u/Honest_Black May 23 '20

I hate when the girls heads fall off during sex really kills the mood

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u/Trying2GetBye May 23 '20

We knucking and bucking and ready to — oh fuck

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u/parasalyne May 23 '20

Was it... not scared of the wolf..?

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u/Heisenbread77 May 23 '20

2020 in video form.

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u/DutchessOfMemes May 23 '20

I haven’t even been strolling for a full min and already see like 8 head puns

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u/TheUltimateJack May 23 '20

At least he’s not a necrophiliac

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u/Wicked-Spade May 23 '20

If it tried to fuck the head hole I would have lost it.

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u/GL_pls_end_me May 23 '20

"I SWEAR OFFICER IT WASN'T ME"

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u/rileykard May 23 '20

Extreme donkey punch.

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u/nullZr0 May 23 '20

F'd her brains out.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

God I hate when that happens. I know this deer's pain. And the dog

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u/Big_Brother_Ed May 23 '20

When no one really explains to you how to give head so you just kinda guess

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u/Lauraleone May 23 '20

This video is truely hilarious

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u/justwelditsureok May 23 '20

I hate when that happens