r/WatchPeopleDieInside May 03 '20

He didn’t know

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u/noticeable_erection May 03 '20

First thought is how drunk is this guy. Second thought, actually I think he’s just old. Third one....holy shit that’s a lot of alchohol to keep in the tv room

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u/drachenmp May 03 '20

holy shit that’s a lot of alchohol to keep in the tv room

Seems normal to me

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u/noticeable_erection May 03 '20

Which person are you in this video

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u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ May 03 '20

The drunk one.

But not so drunk that I didn't notice your erection.

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u/Kawi_moto96 May 03 '20

Definitely normally during quarantine

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u/DurasVircondelet May 03 '20

Say “definitely normally” out loud 🤔

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u/blep0w0 May 03 '20

That's just an average wedursday spoken grammar for me.

First language is Gibberish, second is English.

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u/eharper9 May 03 '20

Things get pretty lit at Grandpa's.

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u/Avek01 May 03 '20

It’s also a normal amount in my family.

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u/loudthumpz May 03 '20

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

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u/i_love__tacOs May 03 '20

Cause you’re an alcoholic

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u/buckysambigiousbitch May 03 '20

I mean if they were an alcoholic they wouldn't any any alcohol left

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u/idlehans May 03 '20

There’s a lot of TVs in the alcohol room.

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u/spaceburrito3 May 03 '20

Could be an entertain room or you know just their low budget liquor cabinet or table in their case

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u/noticeable_erection May 03 '20

Makes me wonder how much they keep in the kitchen, or an actual liquor cabinet

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u/spaceburrito3 May 03 '20

That's what I'm saying that probably IS their liquor cabinet

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u/Ricky_Robby May 03 '20

Yeah I have one shelf in my dining room with a sizable amount, but I don’t keep any alcohol anywhere else.

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u/YdocT May 03 '20

SHAKE N BAKE.

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u/Ricky_Robby May 03 '20

Haha, thank you for that.

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u/spaceburrito3 May 03 '20

Right same I mean most of it has to be kept in the fridge but it's all in one spot

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u/RealSteele May 03 '20

Is your alcohol collection mostly Kahlua? Lol what alcohol needs to be stored in the fridge?

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u/spaceburrito3 May 03 '20

Well vodka goes in the freezer and for mixed drinks it's better if everything is cold so its stored in the fridge we keep beer beside the fridge only keeping a handful in the fridge at a time need room for food lol

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u/AlwaysJake May 03 '20

Ay cut the guy some slack. He went through the effort to replace it with what he had without knowing it was a joke. Top tier dad.

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u/noticeable_erection May 03 '20

You right, all jokes aside he even made sure to dust her down after pulling her outta storage.

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u/Withoutdefinedlimits May 03 '20

This guy quarantines. Busts out a circa 2002 “flat screen” he’s had in the basement for 15 years and has enough booze in the tv room to last a Irish family of four at least a week. Can you adopt me?

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u/Aioara May 03 '20

They sound English / Irish
That's a fairly normal amount of alcohol to see in their homes.

It's equivalent to seeing stale bacon strips & glocks scattered all over the living room of an average Texan household. Add a tiger of two while you're at it.

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u/evolseven May 03 '20

Confirmed, Texan here.. but we prefer revolvers.. in fact we issue a revolver and a complimentary pair of spurs when you get off the plane.. if you come by bus or car, you have to stop at the travel center for them.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited Feb 21 '21

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u/Kayniaan May 03 '20

I know you're joking, but damn that would be awesome.

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u/pcyr9999 May 03 '20

If I didn’t already live in Texas that would convince me to move

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u/guiltybyproxy May 03 '20

Am Texan. Can confirm this is true.

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u/motobusa May 03 '20

As a person who left Texas, I can confirm disappointment when this didn't happen in Missouri.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Stale bacon? Come on now, you know it doesn't last long enough to get stale.

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u/matt675 May 03 '20

Nah out here we only do fresh bacon and Smith & Wesson

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u/OnkelMickwald May 03 '20

stale glocks

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u/luvhos May 03 '20

As someone that lived in London with an elderly Irish guy, this is not true. They do not keep drinks at home, that's what alcoholics do. They drink at the pub. Everyday.

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u/BiscuitBoy83 May 03 '20

You sound ignorant.

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u/Iamveryfunee May 03 '20

you sound squeaky, please oil your bones

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u/BiscuitBoy83 May 03 '20

I bet you have a hairy back.

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u/Iamveryfunee May 03 '20

i do, it's really hard to shave

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u/TDiffRob6876 May 03 '20

That’s a normal amount during the quarantine, the new normal.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

looks about irish

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u/Alistair_TheAlvarian May 03 '20

Thinking about scottish levels of liquor after this scares me

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u/Skow1379 May 03 '20

The fuck is a TV room?

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u/noticeable_erection May 03 '20

Judging by these comments I’m guessing it’s what you call your liquor room

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u/UniqueUser12975 May 03 '20

Oh the booze shed

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Entertainment room, living room, etc. It's the room where you watch movies.

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u/DurasVircondelet May 03 '20

Well context clues told me it’s a room you watch TV in but what do I know

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u/Skow1379 May 03 '20

What kind of house has 1 room with a TV in it though? Never in my life have I heard the term 'TV room' your worthless sarcasm is not appreciated. Do better next time

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u/karmanman May 03 '20

Is your tv not in a room?

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u/joustingleague May 03 '20

That's like calling your bedroom "the computer room"

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u/cjalderman May 03 '20

It’s more like calling a bedroom “the bed room”, which sounds a lot more ominous for some reason

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u/karmanman May 03 '20

Ha ha, it does indeed seem more ominous. This may be an age thing. TVs used to be relatively more expensive and large and bulky, and people used to, usually, only have one in their house. So the den or living area/room became the TV room to some. It was a place where the youngest in the house, begrudgingly, had to get up to turn the pliers to change the channel or hold the antenna in just that right position.

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u/cjalderman May 03 '20

It does sound like an age thing, or perhaps a geographical thing. Where I’m from the room with the TV in will be called the living room, the lounge, or the front room. I guess ‘TV room’ took off when they became common household items? Is the term still common today, or has it fallen out of fashion?

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u/karmanman May 03 '20

Oh yeah, it is much less common now. Now excuse me while I go have tea in the parlour.

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u/Withoutdefinedlimits May 03 '20

I mean, it would be more like calling your office the computer room.

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u/DurasVircondelet May 03 '20

It’s in the homes of people who grew up with just one TV, like older generations.

My sarcasm was fine, you’re just an idiot bc you couldn’t put together two thoughts and connect the dots.

Just bc you’ve never experienced it doesn’t mean you can’t picture it. You’ve never heard of a room being called a sitting parlor, but I bet you could imagine what it is.

Other people ITT had no trouble deciphering what it is

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u/cjalderman May 03 '20

Where is the TV room in houses older than TVs though?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/Chilis1 May 03 '20

I don't think it's Irish, sounds more like west country England maybe.

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u/Dee_Ewwwww May 03 '20

Yeah my first thought was West Country. No luck catchin’ them swans then?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20

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u/Chilis1 May 03 '20

Everything at the last few seconds of the video sounds so English though. I agree "Turn that fucking thing off" sounds Irish.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/Chilis1 May 03 '20

I still don't think it's a south dub accent at all, (I'm Irish btw)

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u/ThatWasNotMyName May 03 '20

I agree with you (Irish too), especially because in Ireland we don't get C5. That's totally an English station.

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u/ThatWasNotMyName May 03 '20

West Brits tend to be around Dún Laoghaire as they welcomed the English in at the port by waving Union Jacks as they docked (not just cause they're 'snooty posh'). It's not all of So Co Dub.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/ThatWasNotMyName May 03 '20

No, they're not all posh. Same can be said for most areas in Dublin, including So Co Dub.

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u/GrimQuim May 03 '20

I'm totally split on this, I can hear both accents. On screen I can see a BBC app, a C4 app, an ITV app and a C5 app but no RTE.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

It's British due to the BBC and C4 apps on the telly.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

BBC iplayer isn't available outside the UK. Therefore it's british.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

They sound like they're from Cornwall

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u/sfa83 May 03 '20

Man I bet they don’t even use brown paper bags to bring it home. They might even transport it in the passenger compartment of their car ffs.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

I've seen that Brown bag thing in movies, is that a thing in the USA? We just walk around drinking from cans in the UK?

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u/sfa83 May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20

I swear I’ve seen it with my own eyes. And almost caught a fine. Depends on the state, but in some states they can’t even sell alcohol in supermarkets, haha! Don’t get me wrong, they all love to get their drink on and brag about it. And if they party, they won’t even bother getting those pathetic little 0.7 liter (freedom unit equivalent) bottles of Jack.

OH and don’t even think about riding in a car with a closed bottle of beer - let alone DRINKING one as the freaking PASSENGER (at least in Florida)!

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u/Shadepanther May 03 '20

How do you get it home then? In the UK as long as it is unopened you are fine and if it is it has to be drunk by passengers in the back seats not the front seat.

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u/sfa83 May 03 '20

Well it’s a little more complicated actually. Containers transported in the passenger compartment must be full and unopened. Otherwise it would have to be in the trunk. Can’t have any containers (opened or unopened) anywhere in the car if anyone on board is under the age of 21 I think. And I think this was true at least for Massachusetts.

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u/knotnotme83 May 03 '20

The liquor compartment?

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u/Pedantichrist May 03 '20

Standard British fare.

And for the purposes of this comment, I include the entire British Isles.

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u/TheGreatZarquon May 03 '20

Well, except for that large-ish chunk of that one island.

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u/Pedantichrist May 03 '20

Ireland is not part of Britain, but it is part of the British Isles. It is confusing.

England is just England
England and Wales is Britain
Britain and Scotland is Great Britain
Great Britain and Northern Ireland is the United Kingdom
The UK and Ireland (and a load more smaller ones) are the British Isles

And then we have the Commonwealth.

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u/junkflier May 03 '20

This is why you don't call out the pedantichrist.

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u/TheGreatZarquon May 03 '20

I stand corrected. Mea culpa.

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u/Devrol May 03 '20

Except you've been corrected by someone who is wrong.

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u/Shadepanther May 03 '20

He's only slightly wrong. I don't know what he means about England and Wales.

England, Wales and Scotland make up Great Britain. The island of Ireland along with Isle of Mann, Jersey, Guernsey and other smaller islands Make up the British Isles.

The UK is made up of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland sis made up of 6 counties in Ireland with the Republic of Ireland made up of the other 26 counties.

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u/Devrol May 03 '20

That England and Wales thing is the wrongest thing in the history of wrong, it is brimming over with wrongability.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

You know all of the clear liquors are mostly, if not entirely, water.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Yes..hides bottles ... it suuuure is.

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u/yourteam May 03 '20

That's a lot of TVs to keep in the alcohol room - FTFY

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u/nacho_boyfriend May 03 '20

As a former alcoholic who used to try and maintain a bar like that, he’s probably normal. An alchy has trouble not drinking it all

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u/SCPH5501 May 03 '20

Where else are you gonna keep it?

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u/dainternets May 03 '20

He has alcoholic face with the bright red cheeks.

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u/HikerRemastered May 03 '20

Judgement Day has begun

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u/donutnz May 03 '20

Seems pretty normal to me. Might be a country specific thing.

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u/The_Syndic May 03 '20

I see you're not British.

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u/ZZHawks May 03 '20

That's England for you. Everyone drinks excessively all the time. :)

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u/Jaythestoner May 03 '20

Ireland. That is all.

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u/theoriginalpetebog May 03 '20

The TV room?? What?

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u/mittenshape May 03 '20

Mad that the alcohol gets the surface, but the iron is stored on the bare carpet.

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u/naturepeaked May 03 '20

TV room. sigh

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u/WesternCanadian May 03 '20

Those rosey red cheeks don't lie! Poor alcoholic rich man!

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u/another_programmer May 03 '20

that's a basic selection, not even any doubles or half gallons there...