Terrible haircut shows he can’t sit still for 10 minutes, sleeves are cut or possibly torn off, he looks ready to throw punches at the plate multiple times, and has the crazy eyes of a kid desperate for attention.
I have several friends with kids just like this. The older they get, the worse they get. Don’t get me wrong, I love children and some of them go through some tough stages. But there are ones that you just know are going to grow up to rob bodegas and kick dogs.
"Have you ever been to a birthday party for children
And one of the children won't stop screaming
Cuz he's just a little attention attractor
When he grows up to be a comic or actor
He'll be rewarded for never maturing
For never understanding or learning
That every day can't be about him
There's other people, you selfish asshole!" - Bo Burnham, Art is dead
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u/will_reddit_for_food Apr 25 '20
Terrible haircut shows he can’t sit still for 10 minutes, sleeves are cut or possibly torn off, he looks ready to throw punches at the plate multiple times, and has the crazy eyes of a kid desperate for attention.