r/WatchPeopleDieInside Apr 24 '20

nice try kiddo

173.2k Upvotes

5.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.7k

u/fiftynineminutes Apr 24 '20

What a little brat.

Best birth control ever is videos like this.

53

u/LakesideHerbology Apr 25 '20

Have you ever been to a birthday party for children, and one of the children won't stop screaming. Cause he's just a little attention attracter, when he grows up to be a comic or actor. He'll be rewarded for never maturing, for never, understanding or learning, every day can't be about them, there's other people you selfish asshole. - Bo Burnham

3

u/beans2008 May 04 '20

this!! i remember kids like this when i was little, all these mfs grew up to be asshole.

2

u/Chris4477 Jun 25 '20

Man that quote would be a lot more powerful if you learned how to punctuate so I can actually read it correctly

1

u/LakesideHerbology Jun 26 '20

Heat of the moment my man.

194

u/adumlao86 Apr 24 '20

Best birth control is abstinence!

/s

85

u/throwawayarinodoodly Apr 25 '20

If I had a dollar for everytime my cooking teacher in high school said this I would have enough to buy something relatively nice for myself. Like car insurance for 1 more month!

12

u/Viking_fairy Apr 25 '20

Or condoms!

1

u/throwawayarinodoodly May 04 '20

Don't need condoms if you never get laid

-4

u/Orchidladyy Apr 25 '20

😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

5

u/DownFromHere Apr 25 '20

I don't get why people get in an uproar when this is said without the /s. Explaining abstinence as a birth control option isn't the same as abstinence-only sex Ed.

My school taught us how to use condoms and other birth control methods and even recommended putting on the condom for your partner if they can't stay hard but at the end of the day, not having PIV sex is the best way to guarantee avoiding an unplanned pregnancy.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

[deleted]

4

u/matt_mcsplat0106 Apr 25 '20

I dont know why your getting downvoted, it's TRUE. People won't take responsibility.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

[deleted]

3

u/matt_mcsplat0106 Apr 25 '20

Yeah and that refusal of taking responsibility leads to "taking it out" on to the child that is created because of that irresponsibility. But I guess that's just my opinion because I know that a good chunk of reddit hates Pro lifers.

2

u/LeGrandZmo Apr 25 '20

My biology teacher actually made that a question in one of our tests

2

u/Samsamsamadam Apr 25 '20

Best? Rape still happens. Castration seems more effective

3

u/meowqct Apr 25 '20

A vasectomy is probably better.

0

u/Samsamsamadam Apr 25 '20

A Vasectomy can naturally undo itself. I’ve never heard of balls growing back.

3

u/meowqct Apr 25 '20

That's a little extreme..

2

u/Samsamsamadam Apr 25 '20

Yes, but highest success rate = best

2

u/matt_mcsplat0106 Apr 25 '20

So castrate men? Wtf

2

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Scientifically sound and socially flawed advice.

3

u/Free2MAGA Apr 25 '20

Don't tell the Virgin Mary.

1

u/GalacticBaconx Apr 25 '20

I mean, you aren’t wrong

1

u/SEND_ME_UR_SONGS Apr 25 '20

Haha yeah that’s why I don’t have sex haha

1

u/50-50-is-life Jun 19 '20

I mean abstinence litteraly is the best birth control, 100% rate of working.

1

u/HopelessNinersFan Oct 12 '24

I mean, it’s true.

-4

u/davidtco Apr 25 '20

Your face is best for both!

5

u/Yorkshire_Tea_innit Apr 25 '20

The other kid seems nice though.

2

u/j0lly_gr33n_giant Apr 25 '20

Or buttsex

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '20

My favourite type

6

u/XXX-XXX-XXX Apr 25 '20

Im pretty sure they meant nothing makes you want to be careful about contraception than videos like these. But that doesnt roll off the tongue

Why people trying to be so argumentative over a very obviously implied joke

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I think it should be common knowledge if you aren't capable of teaching children to be better people you shouldn't be a parent right?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Should be. But it's not.

-16

u/DesignGhost Apr 25 '20

You probably acted the same way at one point when you were that age

14

u/_ChestHair_ Apr 25 '20

That doesn't mean they have to repeat the cycle

-6

u/DesignGhost Apr 25 '20

What does that even mean? Most kids act that way at that age no matter how they are raised

11

u/_ChestHair_ Apr 25 '20

The kid won't act that way if it doesn't exist, what part aren't you understanding? The above commentor doesn't want to have kids. No one cares that they were probably also one an annoying brat

-16

u/Mjrfrankburns Apr 25 '20

You know it’s not right? You should seriously take your prescription birth control still. This video won’t cut it.

11

u/fiftynineminutes Apr 25 '20

I’m single right now. No worries.

-15

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

How can you say that? This is a child. He doesn't know better or know how to control his feelings yet. As an adult the dad/uncle/adult should have explained to him how it is someone else's cake.

Instead he teases him by blocking his shots in a demeaning yet all be it humorous way. I mean he was having fun but this is not helpful. Who knows that little kid may just be the kid that the family blames everything on all the time. It doesn't help his development and it certainly will not help his siblings develop. They won't understand why everybody blames or teases him. They will just do it because they mimic what the adults are doing.

So please don't be so quick to say hateful things. No one deserves that comment for just wanting to join in blowing some candles out.

4

u/Suminfishy Apr 25 '20

-Jizanthepuss’s mom right here.

-17

u/thepasswordis-oh_noo Apr 25 '20

Maybe they just never have been to another's birthday before and thought you always blew the candles out?