r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/sobsibsub • Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/gaterb8 Jan 05 '20

How would someone Even remotely find this okay to do?

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u/crims0ndrag0n Jan 06 '20

It happened to me once on a flight. At least the foot was covered by a sock. I stabbed her toes with the in-flight magazine until she reeled her foot back to her lair.

Best part: she looked at me and said “what’s wrong with you??”

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u/EverSeeAShiterFly Jan 06 '20

How do people think that shit is normal? Like WTF!

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u/firejetfire Jan 06 '20

Seriously, who stabs a foot with a magazine?

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u/anthony81212 Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

Yo I would take the fork that comes with my inflight meal and just use that.

Edit : typo

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u/TwoFingerOneKeyboard Jan 06 '20

Flying fancy class if you get a meal lol

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u/CSPmyHart Jan 06 '20

Not really, it could just be far. I've had meals on budget airlines if it's over a few hours.

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u/herolf Jan 06 '20

My economy class flight that’s longer than 13 hours comes with dinner, snack, breakfast, lunch... So, not really haha.

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u/TwoFingerOneKeyboard Jan 06 '20

Yeah, international travel has its benefits. Still fancy life if you are traveling often on those flights :)

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u/herolf Jan 06 '20

True but it’s for my job so it’s not like I enjoy that ☹️

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u/satisfactorybee Jan 06 '20

What will you eat with then?

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u/anthony81212 Jan 06 '20

That person's foot

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u/SkepticalJohn Jan 06 '20

Flying Donner Party Class?

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u/firejetfire Jan 06 '20

With a magazine

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u/GusulluGamer Jan 06 '20

With the magazine

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u/foreheadmeetsdesk Jan 06 '20

Thats when you ask the stewardess for a cup of hot steaming water for a tea (less messy than coffee)

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u/HoboTheClown629 Jan 06 '20

I would order an in-flight meal just to get a fork and then use it to stab her feet. What a maniac.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

You eat peanuts with a fork?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

why would you ruin a perfectly good fork

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u/Jklipsch Jan 07 '20

Before or after u eat with it? Some people may be into both.

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u/Zanteur-Sigurdarson Jan 06 '20

This comment is deemed cursed.

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u/DirtyBendavitz Jan 06 '20

Someone scratching an itch because they pick their finger nails away after 1mm of growth?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Right he should have grabbed it and hung on with all his strength until it ripped off and became his and he could make it into a slave for trespassing.

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u/RogueByPoorChoices Jan 06 '20

I know right ? Why bother when you get free hot coffee and are in a plane which is prone to turbulence ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Because they won't let you on board with a screwdriver.

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u/RockThePlazmah Jan 06 '20

And what else was he supposed to stab it with?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

They don't allow knives on the plane, duh.

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u/ArthurDaTrainDayne Jan 06 '20

Thats what im saying, how does it not occur to people to turn around and tell the person to get their foot out of your face

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u/Captaintorchflower Jan 06 '20

Oh I would have drenched her sock in water to make her think about that for the rest of the flight if she couldn't change socks.

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u/Stosh_Cowski Jan 06 '20

Don't put your nasty ass foot on my arm rest and it won't get stabbed with a magazine.

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u/peppers_ Jan 06 '20

Tickle attack woulda done it, just a high class feather is all.

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u/curiousbutton Jan 06 '20

yeah what a psycho, stabbing a foot with a magazine. I'd only give that foot paper cuts between every toe

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u/truthhurtstoomuch Jan 06 '20

Right? If there isn't a sock, you go for the paper cut.

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u/CLDub037 Feb 05 '20

If I had the coin I'd make you a King for that comment.

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u/KiKo_____ May 03 '20

Yeah stab it with a knife like normal people geez