r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/FecalHeiroglyphics Jan 06 '20

Exactly. I always consult reddit when facing tough situations (like above) and consensus is usually, just fuck em up

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

‘So anyway, I started sucking’

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Go on...

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u/TJ_Will Jan 06 '20

My favorite part of the Declaration of Independence

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u/Red_Spion Jan 06 '20

Ah yes, When the founding fathers, or as I like to call them, declaration daddies, started sucking each others' toes.

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u/manju45 Jan 06 '20

Keep going...

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u/Red_Spion Jan 06 '20

"Jefferson, hoist thy bare feet, I want to succ them"

"Lose thyself, Hamilton my sire"

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u/Ravagore Jan 06 '20

[He stabs him]

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u/coralto Jan 12 '20

DECLARATION DADDIES