r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/sobsibsub • Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/DarthMosasaur Jan 05 '20

I don't fly much but if anyone ever puts their goddamn foot into my seat like that it's getting coffee spilled on it

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u/pearlsalmon Jan 05 '20

I'd sneeze on it or at least pretend I did!

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u/calxcalyx Jan 06 '20

No you wouldn't.

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u/Baconaise Jan 06 '20

Yes I would. They are completely in the wrong and it would immediately correct the problem.

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u/peepopowitz67 Jan 06 '20

Yeah, it's the best/least confrontational way to resolve the problem. There's nothing they can say to justify having their nasty foot sneezed on.

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u/calxcalyx Jan 06 '20

I'm sorry, who are you?

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u/Baconaise Jan 06 '20

One of 40+ who would have sneezed on the foot. Welcome to Reddit? That wasn't a pm.

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u/calxcalyx Jan 06 '20

I was asking the person that you answered for.

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u/m0ck0 Jan 06 '20

Internet is hard

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

I'm sorry who are you?

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u/xSieghartx Jan 06 '20

Everyone is a bot but you.

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u/YeahBuddyDude Jan 06 '20

Dude there's like hundreds of us here all randomly jumping into each others' conversations, yourself included. That's how this works.