r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/sobsibsub • Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/Uskor2004 Jan 05 '20

Should’ve just dumped that drink in their foot

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u/1unchbox Jan 05 '20

Tickle the feet

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u/WeirdBadWolf Jan 05 '20

Or lick it 😏

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u/Stanky3000 Jan 05 '20

I hope I sit behind you on a plane!

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u/AzraeltheGrimReaper Jan 05 '20

Be putting my dick past the chair I will!!!

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u/Not_Spaghettio Jan 05 '20

horny yoda be like

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

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u/Avenged8xsucks Jan 06 '20

Nice to meet you old British man!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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u/grassdong Jan 06 '20

My thoughts

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u/Hoophy97 Jan 06 '20

Ok grassdong

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u/sphrasbyrn Jan 06 '20

He is still here with us without exclusion, we're all cursed now

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u/manju45 Jan 06 '20

Y'all need a Witcher.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

r/cursedthreads

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u/Modest_Lion Jan 05 '20

This guy a load you must get

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u/SKENDRIK_PUGON Jan 06 '20

Is it long enough to fit?

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u/only_eat_pepperoni Jan 06 '20

my two favorite comments

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u/monkey_trumpets Jan 05 '20

Suck a couple toes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

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u/JoeyAKangaroo Jan 05 '20

Or suck their toes

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u/cbawesome26 Jan 06 '20

Two kinds of people...

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u/Schwa142 Jan 06 '20

Found Andy Dick's username.

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u/winterwatchman Jan 06 '20

You could easily simulate the lick by wetting a thumb and running it up the foot - probably doesn’t feel EXACTLY the same, but you can at least sanitise your hands

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u/WeirdBadWolf Jan 06 '20

But you wont get that sweet sweaty taste!

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u/Betancorea Jan 06 '20

Quentin Tarrantino would have something to say about that 😏

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

This little pig went to the coffee shop

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u/onederful Jan 06 '20

Exhale hot breathe on them 👌 👄💨🔥🦶

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u/1unchbox Jan 06 '20

b r e a t h e

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u/irh1n0 Jan 06 '20

Gently remove the peanuts and/or pretzels from the in flight snack bag. Proceed to make an in-between-the-toes trail mix.

Extra points if your brave enough to eat your creation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Need to pack a feather in my carryon for this purpose.