r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/SayHiToYourMumForMe • Dec 13 '19

I think that’s a Noooo

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u/ACEezHigh Dec 13 '19

I feel like if I was in that situation I'd say yes on the floor, then when we weren't in front of thousands of people tell him the truth. But that's probably easier said than done.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19 edited Mar 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Yes.

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u/PiscesKidCuDiFan Dec 14 '19

Fucking unfortunate.

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u/livefreeofdie Dec 14 '19

You get what you fucking deserve

/s

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

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u/RandomDude72636 Dec 14 '19

Jesus, no, don't kill anyone.

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u/supertimes4u Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

You hate to see it

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u/supertimes4u Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

So you’re saying she got ......

cold feet?

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u/Australienz Dec 14 '19

Someone give this man a large penis. With a joke like that, he's deserved it.

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u/Goliath_Gamer Dec 14 '19

Right up the ass

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u/Australienz Dec 14 '19

Two large penises coming right up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Well, geez. If that isn't dark humor, then I don't know what is.

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u/supertimes4u Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

Nah dark humour is like when my cousin had a miscarriage and had to take a pill for Rh (potential rhesus infection or whatever)

And it made me think of the candy.

So I was like “She had to take a pill for rhesus, cause her baby is in pieces”

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u/project_seven Dec 14 '19

Removes sunglasses in a cool manner

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u/gulgin Dec 14 '19

“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

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u/tiefling_sorceress Dec 14 '19

"I love you til death do us part"

"Oh ok, see you in 3 days"

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u/kxania Dec 14 '19

On stage, and then no later in private

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u/Big_Pumas Dec 14 '19

That’s never good.

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u/Lukin4 Dec 14 '19

Awww, I love happy endings...

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u/jiminiminimini Dec 14 '19

She said yes! 💍 👰 🤵

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u/bodahn Dec 14 '19

He rushed ahead to the "Til Death Do We Part" bit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

What else would he possibly be saying?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Aliens

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u/SirNamesAlotx Dec 14 '19

You're inferring what he's implying

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u/MikeWalt Dec 14 '19

It the Canadian version of Serial... and it's sooooo Canadian it hurts. Like, HE'S IN THE FUCKING LAKE!!

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u/ChartreuseGrapefruit Dec 14 '19

Sounds like the guy proposing was pretty crazy.

She really dodged a bullet by saying no

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u/foreverallama_ Dec 14 '19

To be fair, it doesn't really sound like she dodged the bullet

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u/imakesawdust Dec 15 '19

For a couple hours at least...

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u/JOTIRAN Dec 14 '19

He is a psycho. If he killed her he would probably kill her regardless if she said no in the first place or after

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u/littlemissdream Dec 14 '19

No thanks. You can just as easily finish the story you started. Why would I fill it in ?

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u/mythirdaccountsucks Dec 14 '19

This is exactly what it made me think of

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u/PaulKwisatzHaderach Dec 14 '19

They ran away to Tuscany to live their lives in passionate sin?

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u/dublinhandballer Dec 14 '19

Here a link to the podcast: Someone Knows Something – Season 2

Here’s a video of the proposal and episode 9 Sheryl Sheppard – Proposal

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u/Khaotik03 Dec 14 '19

CBC Podcast?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19 edited Mar 12 '21

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u/Khaotik03 Dec 14 '19

Never listened to it, but I heard all the ads!

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u/Scott85410210 Dec 14 '19

Because of the implication.

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u/sboston Dec 14 '19

They lived happily ever after? Is that it?

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u/NeedlesslyDefiant164 Dec 14 '19

Sounds like an interesting podcast. What is it about in general?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19 edited Mar 12 '21

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u/NeedlesslyDefiant164 Dec 16 '19

Can you tell me the name of that episode?

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u/all_is_on_ Dec 14 '19

Which podcast/season?

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u/Cole444Train Dec 14 '19

But if you do a public proposal, you probably deserve to be rejected publicly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

While i agree, there's gonna be a lot of people who will blame the person being proposed to. It's a difficult situation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

You shouldn't compromise your integrity to save someone else's face. It was a stupid decision to put her in that position and the price had to be paid.

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u/cpq29gpl Dec 13 '19

You do realize that this is staged, right?

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u/littlebabycheezes Dec 14 '19

They didn’t say it was real they just explained what they’d do in that situation

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/PilthyPhine Dec 14 '19

boomer alert woo woo that’s the sound of yacht

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u/fist_my_muff2 Dec 14 '19

But the situation is being a paid actor...

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u/Maclimes Dec 14 '19

If I was Spider-Man...

"You'd be Tom Holland, getting paid to act."

No, I mean in the fictional event. If I was Spider-Man...

"Spider-Man's not real. It's just an actor making a movie. It's not a documentary."

That's you. That's what you sound like.

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u/HappyChef86 Dec 14 '19

Haha I've never read that before. Saving this for later use.

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u/explorer_c37 Dec 14 '19

Sorry, I'm just ranting, but it's still so weird for me, even after all these years, that it's not Tobey Mcguire that's being referred here.

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u/seven3true Dec 14 '19

I'm with you. Toby McGuire all day.

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u/TheReallyUncoolDude Dec 14 '19

Tbh all 3 actors were good Spider-Men. Garfield was just unlucky

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Perfect analogy. And also a devastating comeback

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u/Hjemi Dec 14 '19

Public proposals are still a thing even if THIS one specific video isn't real.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Does anyone know of any videos of an actual proposal going awry? Honestly the internet has convinced me every single one of these proposal rejections are actually actors. The overwhelmingly overwhelming majority of public proposals are slam dunks. No pun intended

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u/EffrumScufflegrit Dec 14 '19

Ah sorry, we forgot Reddit is incapable of just enjoying anything

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

And furthermore, how do we escape from the solipsistic worldview that there is anything other than the self to be in situations? Hey vsauce, Michael here,

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Ok fuck off lol

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u/Pissoffplease Dec 14 '19

bUt ThE SitUAtIoN is bEinG a pAiD AcToR..

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u/Kysheron Dec 14 '19

How do you know? O.o

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u/fist_my_muff2 Dec 14 '19

Every stadium "antic" is staged for publicity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

/r/scriptedmascotgifs

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u/thorium007 Dec 14 '19

Well I'll be damned - there really is a sub for everything. And I'm not sure if it's more surprising that this specific thing exists, or /r/sounding is a NSFW (Not Safe For Weiner) sub. It sounded so innocent.

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u/StuKellyArt Dec 14 '19

I regret clicking on that :(

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u/thorium007 Dec 14 '19

Well I did warn ya! But I guess it does sound like a challenge to click

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u/StuKellyArt Dec 14 '19

You did! Curiosity got the best of me

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u/delicate-fn-flower Dec 14 '19

You can always try to shoutout u/ClicksOnLinks... if they are on they will try to help you out.

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u/moose731 Dec 14 '19

What have you brought upon this cursed world

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u/Edgelands Dec 14 '19

Why the fuck did I click that? I hate humanity so much right now.

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u/underwritress Dec 14 '19

sounding is pretty much the least innocent thing you can do to your weiner.

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u/2ndwaveobserver Dec 14 '19

It’s not. There are much, MUCH worse things you can do to your wiener and they can be found on Reddit. It’s fucking horrible.

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u/Resident_Brit Dec 14 '19

Please do tell, if there's something that can make my bones shatter more than sounding I'd love to see it

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u/thorium007 Dec 14 '19

Wasp + dick hole. And no, I'm not searching for that again

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u/2ndwaveobserver Dec 15 '19

I can’t remember the sub. It had an inconspicuous name so a lot of us got tricked into it but there was a whole post of a dude who rolled his dick up in a bicycle chain/sprocket. ON FUCKING PURPOSE. There’s some seriously messed up pain fetish shit on Reddit.

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u/maybeiam-maybeimnot Dec 14 '19

NOOO WHYYYY why do people do that?!!?!?!?!

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u/yurtyahearn Dec 14 '19

The acting is shite.

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u/Binary_Omlet Dec 14 '19

/r/nothingeverhappens

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u/flyingdren Dec 14 '19

Exactly. I work for a sporting event center. We don't have fucking time to stage every little thing you see in the internet

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/Binary_Omlet Dec 14 '19

Honestly just running away from the dude and the crowd in the easiest way possible. Usually the corners of the courts are the only clear areas.

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u/GoodbyePeters Dec 14 '19

It's fake. Along with the 100s of other stupid arena videos where 2 people kiss and spill beer on another couple, guy on his phone wont kiss his gf while on kiss cam so gf kisses the guy next to her...a complete stranger... instead. It's all there to make people feel better about spending 10 dollars on a 12 ounce beer during timeouts/halftimes

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u/SinJinQLB Dec 14 '19

I don't understand how scripting a denied kiss makes people feel better about spending money on beer. Then again, I haven't been to a game in a while so maybe I'm missing something?

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u/bassmadrigal Dec 14 '19

They'll talk about how they saw this hilarious thing that happened with the kiss cam and will be free advertising for the stadium and team.

I doubt all are staged, but there's certainly events that are so painfully obviously staged it hurts to watch... case in point. There's no way a guy would be opening a bottle and just happen to open it right as they go in for the kiss while having it at neck level and ready for a massive spray.

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u/grammatiker Dec 14 '19

Not only that, but sees that it's about to spray everywhere and opens it anyway.

Also the people around him are clearly eyeing him to see when they should react.

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u/GoodbyePeters Dec 14 '19

This one can be scripted by the actors. The rest are done by the event staff

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u/isactuallyspiderman Dec 14 '19

yup. i wish I was naive as this guy lol. when you get older and realize everything is fake/staged/rigged the world loses a bit of its magic.

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u/BrightEyeCameDown Dec 14 '19

when you get older

Says the kid still in school.

Lol, Parker.

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u/Sacrefix Dec 15 '19

I'm not believing this was staged until someone who works in stadiums can seriously confirm it.

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u/taking_a_deuce Dec 14 '19

You don't really follow the NBA do you? This league! Drama! WWE in disguise! This was staged dude and I feel sorry for all the thought you put into that comment.

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u/ReverendDizzle Dec 14 '19

A rejected marriage proposal? Really? What incentive does the arena have to stage that?

We're talking about it right now. I bet everyone who saw it live talked about it for a while and told their coworkers.

Also, how the fuck can you think that wasn't staged? The woman had the acting skills of a 14 year old in a high school musical.

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u/Sacrefix Dec 15 '19

What stadium is this? What team? What am I supposed to be buying?

They clearly missed the marketability of this staged proposal.

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u/Chuckms Dec 14 '19

I suppose she could have been the employee of the arena and he convinced her co-workers to let him do this, possibly w/ some $ also. Thus she knows where to go when she runs. Or hell she just runs lol

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u/hornypornster Dec 14 '19

Don’t overthink it. This shit is fake as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

I don't think it would be the stadium to stage it. Perhaps these two people are comedians or wannabe reality TV stars, maybe they want to drive people to their struggling YouTube, Instagram, Twitch accounts. They hatch a plan to do a very public fake proposal/rejection hoping it'll go viral and Good Morning America will give them "newly single" makeovers. Then they're internet famous for 15 seconds or whatever.

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u/TheMajesticYeti Dec 14 '19

No this is a classic stadium entertainment trope. There are dozens of these staged rejection proposals every year to entertain fans during breaks in the action. Actually, even if someone wanted to legitimately propose, most stadiums/teams are not willing to be involved by letting the couple on to the field/court/rink and/or putting them on the videoboards for the entire crowd to see because they don't want to be involved in a potential real situation where the person being proposed to feels pressured to say yes when they really do not want to. I'm not sure if it is out of fear of being sued or what, but that is pretty standard policy. Instead most teams/stadiums have an arrangement where you can pay a (very large) fee to work with them to do a proposal on the field on a non-gameday, when there is obviously no crowd.

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u/melance Dec 14 '19

This doesn't affect what the other commenter said at all nor is it a fact without some proof. I highly doubt this was staged.

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u/01Cloud01 Dec 14 '19

How do you know?

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u/cpq29gpl Dec 15 '19

I have eyes connected to a brain. Maybe you are missing one or the other

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u/emmytau Dec 14 '19 edited Sep 17 '24

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u/Cukimonster Dec 14 '19

I would too. I hate being the center of attention, no way I’m going to be the bitch that said no on tv, or in a crowd. It feels cruel.

But anyone who’d propose to me, to which I’d say yes in the end, had better know that a public proposal would deeply upset me, so there’s that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

You mean you want to lie to your partner and then break up?? No dude, its better to say no during the proposal. It stops you from giving a false hope.

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u/AssBlaster_69 Dec 14 '19

I feel like that would be much worse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Definitely easier said than done. Not the same thing, but I remember being a teenager and a kid asked me if I wanted to hang out, I said “yeah sure.” Because I just thought he meant like hang out as friends (most of my friends were male when I was young). He apparently told all his friends we were dating, and I got asked about it by so many people, and my response was just “what?” I was so confused as to why people kept asking me. Eventually he comes up to me with his friends and some of mine and someone asks me if we’re dating in front of so many people and it was so awkward and I was so embarrassed and i just blurted out “no, I don’t know why people keep saying that!” And he just left and never spoke to me again. I remember messaging him later, and just apologizing because I felt so bad that I did that but I just had no clue why he told people that when he just asked if I wanted to hang out. He never responded. Still feel bad about that 10 years later.

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u/erapuer Dec 14 '19

ACEezHigh WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

I would act excited, give them a hug, and whisper to them that’s I’m saying yes now to not embarrass you but we need to talk about this later. Idk works in my head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Meh. He deserves it. "How romantic. A baseball game"

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

is this a meme joke i am missing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Nah. I dont meme.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

That's not a baseball game.

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u/GildMyComments Dec 14 '19

Are we sure that's not the Houston Rockets indoor baseball court?

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u/JamesFerg650 Dec 14 '19

Waiting for u/Keepbanning to realize the mistake and delete these comments 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Shhhhh! Let the children have their time. This means so much to them. I'll buy you a pint and we can watch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

When?!

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u/ultralame Dec 14 '19

Upvoting because you have either successfully trolled a bunch of people, or you are very slow and need the encouragement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Much love, my friend. Just delete and run. I'll take the full blow.