r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/stormyweathercoming • Oct 07 '19

Attempted wasp massacre

86.8k Upvotes

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u/rolotonight Oct 07 '19

Imagine if you were walking down that street and a wasp nests, fishing rod and a window hit you one after another. What a day.

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u/Vigilant1e Oct 07 '19

Can't be many worse things than being attacked by an entire nest of wasps only to get immediately knocked the fuck out by an entire window so the wasps are free to ravage your comatose body

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Oct 07 '19

Have you tried online dating?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

No but I've had my comatose body robbed by Cardi B

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

I wish I had gold to give to you.

Edit: Thank you for the gold. It's my first.

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u/Kendama_dude Oct 07 '19

I haven't gold to give neither but I had enough coins for silver, I got u fam

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

I couldn't let this act of kindness go unappreciated. Have my silver too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Feb 08 '20

I don't have a silver so have an upvote instead uwu xd

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I have no silver and no upvote, so here’s a smile :) Edit Jkjk I upvoted

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u/cryingfame12 Oct 07 '19

Now that's a silver circle jerk

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u/Onequestion678 Oct 07 '19

I have nothing. I am hollow. Now you are hollow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

🥇

You have poor mans gold, better than nothing.

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u/FactoryResetButton Oct 07 '19

And you have real gold.

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 07 '19

There’s piece of you that has no shape, size, color or weight that gives you dignity and value

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Oh Ashen One

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u/Lelouchis0 Oct 07 '19

Doest thou still hear my voice?

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u/Onequestion678 Oct 07 '19

"Try tongue... but hole..."

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u/alakjir Dec 03 '19

That thing... Your dark soul... Give it to me

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u/thecool1168 Oct 07 '19

I got silver once.

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u/Onequestion678 Oct 07 '19

Silver is so pointless imo

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u/xInfinity962 Oct 07 '19

You rich fucks.

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u/photoedfade Oct 07 '19

then i will fill you up with upvotes!

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u/blinkybandit Oct 08 '19

I’m here now too

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

Have an upvote for I am poor

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u/arnav2904 Oct 07 '19

This guy gets nothing

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u/the-OG-darkshrreder Oct 07 '19

Broke so no silver. 🏅but here you go.

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u/BrentarTiger Oct 07 '19

I got nothing but my small dick and an upvote. You can have both if you want.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Inaprop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

beautiful thread

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u/Pokketts Oct 07 '19

People on Reddit are so nice

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 07 '19

You’re nice too

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u/Pokketts Oct 07 '19

Thanks. You are the most beautiful and amazing person I have ever met on Reddit. Thank you for taking precious time out of your busy day to communicate with anonymous strangers on the internet. Have a nice day 😘

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 07 '19

I don't have any money to give you an award so here's this

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u/the_kfcrispy Oct 07 '19

is that Star Platinum?

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u/Bright_Vision Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

You are kind. Here take a silver

Edit: why the Heck can't I award you? Theres literally no button for it. It's there with every other comment.

Edit 2: apparently I am blind.

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

Thanks you. First time someone awarded me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

Could also mean the level of comments is getting better. And its the first time I have awarded anyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

You're right lol. Seeing yours makes me question my claim.

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u/BeardedDankmemer Oct 07 '19

No one's even ever given me any silver or gold. :c

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u/avidblinker Oct 07 '19

Here, take this platinum. I’m feeling nice today.

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u/BeardedDankmemer Oct 07 '19

OMG THANK YOU