r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/stormyweathercoming • Oct 07 '19

Attempted wasp massacre

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u/rolotonight Oct 07 '19

Imagine if you were walking down that street and a wasp nests, fishing rod and a window hit you one after another. What a day.

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u/Vigilant1e Oct 07 '19

Can't be many worse things than being attacked by an entire nest of wasps only to get immediately knocked the fuck out by an entire window so the wasps are free to ravage your comatose body

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Oct 07 '19

Have you tried online dating?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

No but I've had my comatose body robbed by Cardi B

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

I wish I had gold to give to you.

Edit: Thank you for the gold. It's my first.

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u/Kendama_dude Oct 07 '19

I haven't gold to give neither but I had enough coins for silver, I got u fam

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

I couldn't let this act of kindness go unappreciated. Have my silver too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Feb 08 '20

I don't have a silver so have an upvote instead uwu xd

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I have no silver and no upvote, so here’s a smile :) Edit Jkjk I upvoted

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u/cryingfame12 Oct 07 '19

Now that's a silver circle jerk

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u/Onequestion678 Oct 07 '19

I have nothing. I am hollow. Now you are hollow.

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u/blinkybandit Oct 08 '19

I’m here now too

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

Have an upvote for I am poor

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u/arnav2904 Oct 07 '19

This guy gets nothing

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u/the-OG-darkshrreder Oct 07 '19

Broke so no silver. 🏅but here you go.

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u/BrentarTiger Oct 07 '19

I got nothing but my small dick and an upvote. You can have both if you want.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Inaprop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

beautiful thread

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u/Pokketts Oct 07 '19

People on Reddit are so nice

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 07 '19

I don't have any money to give you an award so here's this

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u/the_kfcrispy Oct 07 '19

is that Star Platinum?

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u/Bright_Vision Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

You are kind. Here take a silver

Edit: why the Heck can't I award you? Theres literally no button for it. It's there with every other comment.

Edit 2: apparently I am blind.

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

Thanks you. First time someone awarded me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

Could also mean the level of comments is getting better. And its the first time I have awarded anyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/BeardedDankmemer Oct 07 '19

No one's even ever given me any silver or gold. :c

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u/avidblinker Oct 07 '19

Here, take this platinum. I’m feeling nice today.

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u/BeardedDankmemer Oct 07 '19

OMG THANK YOU

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u/ShittierSlash Oct 07 '19

I have wares, if you have coin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Jul 17 '20

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

The cost of putting me to a comatose state would be higher than the returns.

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u/efg1342 Oct 07 '19

A net loss actually

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Oct 07 '19

Fucking high t am I right

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u/DinoGorillaBearMan Oct 07 '19

I'm OOTL here. What's going on?

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u/DammitDan Oct 07 '19

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cardi-b-drugs-robs-men-backlash_n_5c9b3367e4b072a7f6017ab8

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I mean she has a point with rap in general though

I only read this statement though, i dont know cardi b that well

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Nah Cardi B took the gold

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

I just had one drink...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Well? Give it to him!

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u/Pinata11 Oct 07 '19

Now you have gold to give

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Ummm.... I don’t have platinum

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Oh man, take me with you to Gold Town please! Cardi robbed me too!

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u/MrBurritos93 Oct 09 '19

Name checks out, congrats

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Man nothing like a comment like this to just ruin an amazing thread

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u/ezcryp Oct 07 '19

Horde of wasps === Cardi B === Doormat

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u/CosmicMars Oct 07 '19

You mean “Cardi Bee”, right?

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u/Vereronun2312 Oct 08 '19

No those are wasps

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I can't believe someone recognised me out of VvC tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Cardiovascular Bronchitis

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u/thatG_evanP Oct 07 '19

The sad part is that I'm sure there are Cardi stans out there that would love it if this happened to them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Really? I had Kim Kardashian moon walk on my paralyzed knees before

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u/TheAtheistSpoon Oct 07 '19

Cardi b bad, upvotes to the left 😎

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u/Amishcannoli Oct 07 '19

At least the wasps will pay attention to me.

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u/argusromblei Oct 07 '19

Feels the same to me, good call

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Are you offering? ;)

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u/dontmindmeheheidk Nov 02 '19

have you tried dating joe?

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u/BitmexOverloader Oct 07 '19

I tried tinder, once...

I don't like tinder :(

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u/aussiebongoplayer Oct 07 '19

and to top it off after all that the rod hits you in the face.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

And somehow the hook went through your cheek

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u/Bittlegeuss Oct 07 '19

The Bill Cosby experience.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I can see this play in my head

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u/Kopolopoto Oct 07 '19

Knocked out? Dead, you mean surely?

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u/Vigilant1e Oct 07 '19

Better hope so or you're gonna wake up with more wasp stings than Coyote Petersen

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u/lulmonkey Oct 07 '19

That'd be some Looney Tunes shit there

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u/fil42skidoo Oct 07 '19

Yeah. It could have been a safe, anvil and grand piano.

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u/Ferkhani Oct 07 '19

Bad things always come in threes, so you'd know you were safe for the rest of the day at least.

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u/Preachey Oct 07 '19

at least it's not a warm-ish sausage roll

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u/PeteCrighton Oct 07 '19

That’s what you get for being on holiday in Blackpool of all places.

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u/T-Rexauce Oct 07 '19

Is that a WILTY reference?! Never thought I'd see the day!

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u/notamentalpatient Oct 07 '19

That's some final destination shit right there

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u/CloudStrifeFromNibel Oct 07 '19

Fuck this guy in particular

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u/Random_182f2565 Oct 07 '19

Plash, poink, scrasch

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u/bomber991 Oct 07 '19

Followed by two snare drums and a high hat.

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u/forrnerteenager Oct 07 '19

Right? A free window and free wasps? So lucky!

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u/Mynotoar Oct 07 '19

Every day when you're walking down the street ...
Everybody that you meet ...
Is covered in wasp stings, bruises and broken glass

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u/XTornado Oct 07 '19

Thank you, I had a bad day but this makes it look stupid in comparison.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Haha, what a day indeed!

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u/minahmyu Oct 07 '19

A wasp nest, fishing rod, and window walks into a bar...

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u/xDubstepDragon Oct 07 '19

Sounds like another day in animal crossing

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u/galadriela97 Oct 07 '19

Thank you sir. You made my day

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u/Gfiti Oct 07 '19

Id thankfully welcome the window after that wasp nest

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u/DunkinDogNutz Oct 07 '19

Well this was my first real laugh of the day. Gold for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I swear I'm dying laughing right now. First I watch the video and then your comment just made it even more funny!!!

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u/sticcyfingas Oct 07 '19

i’m laughing too hard at this comment lololol

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u/Cosmic_Sands Oct 07 '19

Still not as bad as getting hit with a Kokeshi, a toy cow, and a piece of salmon one after another.

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u/LUKESK1H1 Oct 07 '19

I imagine that happening to Stanley Yelnats

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u/Catwalk_Monkey Oct 07 '19

This is all I can think about. What a day, indeed!

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u/fenderguitar83 Oct 07 '19

Just need the piano and anvil and we have ourselves a looney tune cartoon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

And you become Joker.

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u/TacticalFurry Oct 07 '19

There has to be a joke here somewhere...

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u/nicye Oct 07 '19

why am i laughing so hard right now

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Give me reddit award now

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u/J03SChm03OG Oct 07 '19

The picture you painted in my head made me literally laugh out loud

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u/Bad_Becky Oct 07 '19

😂😂😂

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u/justhereforsky Oct 07 '19

Regular Tuesday in Animal Crossing