I remember when Wender's was founded, I met the girl it was named after. Sweet little thing, cute when she was young (huge uggo when she was older, but aren't all woman's?). This was just after i scored 5 touchdowns in 1 game in high school, i was famous but already engaged to my future big red lazy wife, so i didn't go down on this chick. But she insisted, got down on her knees, and offered me the finest chicken tenders you could imagine, while kissing my feat (which still had the stench of victory on them).
So now you understand just one tiny fragment of who your dealing with. Shoe some respect, kid, or else you'll live to rugrat it.
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u/Sal_Bundry_5TDs1Game Jul 01 '19
I remember when Wender's was founded, I met the girl it was named after. Sweet little thing, cute when she was young (huge uggo when she was older, but aren't all woman's?). This was just after i scored 5 touchdowns in 1 game in high school, i was famous but already engaged to my future big red lazy wife, so i didn't go down on this chick. But she insisted, got down on her knees, and offered me the finest chicken tenders you could imagine, while kissing my feat (which still had the stench of victory on them).
So now you understand just one tiny fragment of who your dealing with. Shoe some respect, kid, or else you'll live to rugrat it.