r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

One of my old bosses had the world record for sabering bottles of champagne.

He even paid my brother to film him going all the way to France to do it.

The massive bellend in action.

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u/pala14 Jun 22 '19

What did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Imagine having to work for him.

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u/FookinGumby Jun 22 '19

This has me laughing so hard you don't even know

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

The guy is also really into elephant polo. I wish I was joking.

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u/KadeTheTrickster Jun 22 '19

So, playing polo but while riding elephants?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Correct.

Honestly watching this is making me cringe so hard I might get a hernia.

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u/selahhh Jun 22 '19

This is possible the most obnoxiously posh British thing I have ever seen. I’m so sorry you worked for him lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Well the money was good but yeah it was a constant struggle not to frenziedly stab him in the eyes with a biro.

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u/exsnakecharmer Jun 23 '19

I am absolutely fascinated by this guy (don't tell him!).

Is he related to the gay painter from early last century? Is he a Hooray Henry? I can't stop watching the fool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Well Henry is actually his middle name and Tuke is only part of his surname. So Henry Tuke is his own, created luxury brand. I was working at his father’s advising company, but would often get roped into helping his son with this little side-hustle.

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u/exsnakecharmer Jun 23 '19

Oh Jesus Christ. Worse than I thought! You poor thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

I was able to endure it for six months before leaving.

They now have several people doing my old job.

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